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ChocoCraft: Heavy Metal Havoc

cadmium, chococraft, Chocolate, Cocoa products, consumer awareness, contamination, Food Safety, harmful substances, Havoc, health risks, heavy, heavy metals, lead, maximum allowable dose, metal, metal toxicity, organic options, public health, regulatory standards, safety guidelines, study, toxic metals, U.S. retailers, worst offenders

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

yo yo yo, listen up gamers!! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this one!! why, you ask? well, let me tell ya!

first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!

but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!

oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	697
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Items Found:	7046	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6783
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	32
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	782951	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, CreepinCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, INTIMATE, laughable, mishap, mistake, moment, MOMENTS, Oops, Personal, sex, Story, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7756
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Bananza, blocky, Capital Punishment, current events, death penalty, executions, extremism, global affairs, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, iran, Islamic Republic, Killing Spree, mass executions, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, Server, state-sanctioned violence, violence, world news

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	133017
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?

CraftyCommiesMC

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Detainees, eastern europe, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, inhumane treatment, international law, investigation, Justice, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, torture, UKRAINIAN, UN Monitor, VIOLATION, War Crimes

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Spears Created:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that can fly. also, did u know that our server is the only place where u can find a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens? true story bro. and if u join now, u can help us fight off the evil russian torturers who are trying to take over the server. together, we can save the ukrainian POWs and bring peace to the land of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some russian butt!

ChunkyCraft: SleepyBrains

adolescents, ChunkyCraft, cognitive function, cognitive impairments, findings, health, mental health, obese, obesity, obesity in adolescents, overweight, overweight adolescents, PEERS, sleep deprivation, sleep quality, sleep restriction, SleepyBrains, study, susceptibility, teenagers, weight, weight management

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Villages Defended:	20

Yo, if u wanna flex ur brain muscles and not just ur block-building skills, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! We got some crazy study that says if u fat or chunky, u gonna be extra dumb when u don’t get enough sleep. But guess what? On our server, u can stay up all night building epic castles and farms without worrying about getting dumb! So come join us and let’s get those brain gains together, cuz who needs sleep when u got Minecraft, amirite?

Sleepless SMP

anti cheat, Bedwars, Creative, cross platform server, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun Community, Grief Protection, Homes, Jobs, Minions, PvE, Rewarding Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Survival Smp, Tpa

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Void Gems Collected:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Towns Built:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Farms Harvested:	188	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Fun Excited SMP with Jobs, Economy and More! * Survival SMP

All free to play with your friends! – Jobs – Minions – TPA – Homes – Grief Protection – Anti Cheat – Fun Community – Rewarding Economy Cross Platform Server

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