🔥worst offenders Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChocoCraft: Heavy Metal Havoc

cadmium, chococraft, Chocolate, Cocoa products, consumer awareness, contamination, Food Safety, harmful substances, Havoc, health risks, heavy, heavy metals, lead, maximum allowable dose, metal, metal toxicity, organic options, public health, regulatory standards, safety guidelines, study, toxic metals, U.S. retailers, worst offenders

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

yo yo yo, listen up gamers!! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this one!! why, you ask? well, let me tell ya!

first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!

but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!

oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

blended families, communication breakdown, coping with family drama, Dads, dealing with difficult family members, Drama, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Family Therapy, generational conflicts, House, intergenerational trauma, Minecraft, parent-child relationships, parental estrangement, relationship conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, sibling communication, stepmother problems, toxic relationships, Ultimatums

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and arguments over Facebook messages? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting threatened with restraining orders or arrested for sending a simple message to your dad. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time together.

Plus, if you ever need a break from your dad’s wife’s constant temper tantrums, just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs family drama when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

RentDramaCraft

Agreement, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, budgeting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, finances, financial support, Generosity, Gifts, income, job stability, living together, relationship, Rent, RentDramaCraft, responsibilities, Trust

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mines Excavated:	1750	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of living with a freeloading fiancé who thinks Uber driving is a full-time job? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual mansion without worrying about rent or utilities. No more late payments or financial stress, just pure creative freedom!

And if your fiancé tries to guilt trip you into using your birthday money to cover his share of the rent, you can simply block him in the game and build a fortress to protect yourself from his excuses.

Join us now and say goodbye to real-life problems, because in our Minecraft world, you’re the boss!

ExtremeCraftersUnited

activism, civil liberties, Cultural preservation, discrimination, ethno groups, ExtremeCraftersUnited, extremists, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, indigenous, labeling, Ministry of Justice, minority rights, Political, protest, Regional, repression, russia, Russian, social justice, suppression

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got 55 Russian indigenous, regional, and ethno groups who be labeled as extremists by da Russian Ministry of Justice! like, how crazy is dat?! u can join dem in epic battles against da government or just chill and build epic bases together. Plus, we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by mutant zombie chickens. Trust me, u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else. So come join da madness and let’s conquer Minecraft together!

PFOA-Be-Gone: Ceramic Cleanse

3d printing, advanced filtration, Ceramic, ceramic ink, ceramic technology, ceramic-infused lattices, chemical removal, clean water, cleanse, Environmental Science, environmental technology, forever chemicals, innovative materials, perfluorooctanoic acid, PFOA, PFOABeGone, pollution control, research, sustainable solutions, water contamination, water filtration, water supplies, water treatment

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6202
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where we use 3D-printed ceramic ink to remove “forever chemicals” from water!! like, who even knew dat was a thing?? but ya, we got ceramic-infused lattices dat can remove at least 75% of perfluorooctanoic acid (PFOA) from water!! it’s like magic, but in minecraft!!

imagine being able to drink water without worrying about nasty chemicals?? dat’s what we offer on dis server!! we’re like the superheroes of water purification in the minecraft world!! join us and be a part of dis epic mission to eliminate all da bad stuff from water supplies!!

plus, our minecraft world is filled with crazy adventures and challenges!! we got dungeons to explore, dragons to slay, and treasure to find!! it’s a non-stop thrill ride on dis server, so come join us and have da time of your life!!

don’t miss out on dis once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly amazing in da minecraft universe!! join us now and let’s save da world, one block at a time!! 🌍🎮 #minecraftforlife #waterpurificationheroes #joinusnow

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

28 yo virgin, BlockyLove, coping mechanisms, depression, Expectations, experienced, first love, Good Job, hopeless, Insecurities, kill myself, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, no coming back, relationships, romance anime, self worth, Server, Settling, societal pressure, SUICIDE, used up whore

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Are you tired of being a 28-year-old virgin who spends their time watching romance anime? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a seasoned adventurer, a master builder, or even a love guru. Who needs real-life experience when you can have virtual experiences that are way more exciting?

Join us and leave behind your worries about never being someone’s first love. On our server, you can be the first love of anyone you want! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky world filled with creepers and zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your 3rd romance anime of the week and say hello to a world where anything is possible. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

SMP #1041: The Rain’s Stopping Minecraft SMP – The Sussy Edition

/SUS/tories archives, ANONYMOUS, Apocobat, Can’t You See That You Are Sweet?, Dragon Drawings, Dragon Dumplings, Dragon Meshi, Edition, fly me to the moon, Green Swordsman, IndianonJones, Krusie Week 2024, Lakeside, Last Cup of Coffee, last thread, Minecraft, Mr. Dad Guy, Rains, smp, Stopping, Stories, sus, SUS archives, SUSSY, The Game Where She’s From, The Rain’s Stopping Edition, The Spice of Life, Thread #1041, Trust You Forever, TwoDaysMaybe, Veth archive

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for outrageous adventures, like fighting dragons while eating dragon dumplings, or exploring lakeside villages while sipping on the last cup of coffee in the world.

We have a community full of crazy characters, like Mr. Dad Guy and the Green Swordsman, who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t even get me started on the epic love stories that unfold in our server – from Krusie Week 2024 to Trust You Forever, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting to see what happens next.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a dragon drawing competition or fly to the moon on a whim. The possibilities are endless in our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

RenFestRumble Minecraft Server

Apology, Communication, Conflict, Drama, emotional response, event etiquette, festival etiquette, friendship, group dynamics, medieval dress, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Negativity, Outsider, perspective, renaissance festival, RenFestRumble, sarcasm, Server, shouting match, social dynamics, Social Interaction, Tension

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a medieval festival! Join us for a renaissance-themed adventure like no other, where you can dress up in your best medieval attire and immerse yourself in a world of knights, dragons, and castles.

But beware, just like in real life, there may be some troublemakers lurking around. Will you encounter a player like Melissa, who spills drinks on your virtual dress and complains about everything in sight? Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated argument with a friend over the silliest of things, just like our friend Tim did.

But fear not, for in our server, you can always count on your trusty sidekick Jake to calm things down and suggest a peaceful resolution. Whether you’re exploring the vast lands or engaging in epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience the thrill of a renaissance festival without the sticky spills and heated arguments. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (just make sure they’re not as dramatic as Melissa).

HangryCraft

americanized, chips and salsa, cold food, Communication, culinary standards, Cultural differences, customer service, dining experience, dining out, dramatic, Feedback, food quality, HangryCraft, leaving a restaurant, mexican food, reheated food, Restaurant, restaurant etiquette, sour salsa, supporting decisions, wait staff

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3232	Alien Abductions:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a bad salsa at a Mexican restaurant! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this couple’s dining experience.

Experience the thrill of waiting over 30 minutes for your food, only to have it arrive cold and room temperature. Will you be like the husband, demanding to leave and pacing around in a fit of rage? Or will you be like the wife, trying to salvage the situation and make the best of it?

Challenge yourself to navigate through Americanized landscapes and new wait staff, all while keeping your cool like a pro. And remember, if things go sour like that salsa, just give us your feedback and we’ll do our best to fix it – no need to storm out in a dramatic fashion!

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the heat of a spicy situation. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious restaurant meltdown – Minecraft style!

CrushCraft SMP – Celeb Crushes!

Actor, actress, Admiration, attraction, celeb, Celebrity, celebrity crush, Crush, CrushCraft, CRUSHES, dreamboat, dreamy, FAMOUS, FANTASY, Favorite, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, love, musician, Obsession, Singer, smp

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Star Shards Collected:	152	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have a chance to date your celebrity crush…in game! That’s right, we’ve got a secret plugin that lets you spawn in any famous hottie you desire. Just imagine building a house with Ryan Reynolds or going on a mining adventure with Beyoncé. The possibilities are endless! So what are you waiting for? Join now and swipe right on your dream celeb in the world of Minecraft!

YesToMinecraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	429711

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be saying “YES” to endless fun and craziness! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, if you want to experience the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, then join us now! Say “YES” to adventure, laughter, and pure insanity. You won’t regret it!