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SongFailsMC

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Mines Excavated:	3205
New Chunks Explored:	782460	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of listening to the worst songs ever made by humans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic tunes playing 24/7! From cows mooing to chickens clucking, you’ll never have to suffer through terrible music again. Join us for a musical experience like no other and leave those awful human-made songs in the dust. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a DJ on our server, spinning the sickest beats in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to groove to the weirdest and wackiest tunes in Minecraft history!

SnackCraftersAnonymous

comfort food, comfort snack, cravings, favorite indulgence, favorite junk food, favorite snack, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure snack, indulgence, Junk Food, snack addiction, snack cravings, SnackCraftersAnonymous, unhealthy choices, unhealthy cravings, unhealthy eating, unhealthy food, unhealthy habits, unhealthy snack, unhealthy snack choices, unhealthy treats

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Mines Excavated:	3196	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can snack on is virtual bread and apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a never-ending buffet of the most unhealthy snacks you can imagine! From deep-fried diamond nuggets to creeper-shaped cupcakes, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Snack Master, a mysterious player who can summon snacks out of thin air! Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Snack Master in a snack-eating contest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited snacks for life!

So come join us on our server and indulge in all the unhealthy snacks your heart desires. Just be sure to have a stack of napkins handy – things might get messy!

CraftyCanuckz

Allies, analyst, Brewing, Canada, Conflict, CraftyCanuckz, Dangerous, Diplomacy, economic impact, foreign policy, international relations, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, Tariffs, Tensions, Threats, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	7384	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Enchantments Applied:	144	Alien Abductions:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Mines Excavated:	1774
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join because, like, trump is threatening canada and there’s, like, something dangerous brewing, you know? like, you gotta escape the chaos and come chill with us in minecraft land.

we got, like, crazy adventures and, like, insane stories to tell. one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of chickens. it was, like, total mayhem, man.

come join us and, like, build the most epic base ever. we’ll protect you from all the craziness happening in the real world. trust me, you won’t regret it. join now before it’s too late, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Orgasm Oasis: Girls Rule, Boys Drool!

adolescent girls, Boys, Drool, gender differences, gender disparities, Girls, girls partnered with girls, heterosexual relationships, Intimacy, male counterparts, Oasis, oral stimulation, orgasm, orgasms, rule, sexual behavior, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual health research, sexual orientation, sexual pleasure, sexual relationships, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9623	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Gryphons Tamed:	3

so like, this server is like the ultimate orgasmic experience for all players, except for straight girls apparently. like, if you’re a girl partnered with a girl, you’re gonna have the best time ever. we’ve got all the oral stimulation you could ever want, and our male players are just living their best life. come join us for a wild ride and experience the ultimate pleasure in Minecraft. straight girls, sorry, you’re missing out on this one!

ArdynFall SMP

Active, AFK display, Anti Enderman Grief, anti ghast grief, Ardynfall, Armor statues, backups, Close-Knit Community, Creative Server, Dedicated Staff Team, Double Shulker Shells, Established, Evolving, Exciting Events, Fast Leaf Decay, Player Run Economy, proximity chat, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server resets, smp, Uptime

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

ArdynFall SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 1.21
Age	4 months old
Community
Server Resets	No Planned Resets
Uptime	100%

Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

Active and Evolving community
No Planned Server Resets
100% Uptime & Regular Backups
Dedicated Staff Team
Player-Run Economy
Exciting Events
Creative Server

Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat:

Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. We also support the Proximity Chat Mod for immersive gameplay.

Plugins Used	afk display, anti enderman grief, anti ghast grief, armor statues, double shulker shells, fast leaf decay, more mob heads, multiplayer sleep, nether portal coords, player head drops, silence mobs, storm channeling, unlock all recipes, wandering trades

Interested? Join our discord and apply now!

⛏️Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v ⛏️

See you in-game, adventurer!

Alien Invaders Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Alien, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, Invaders, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Komachi Panko, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Archives, Phase Connect Characters, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Twitch, Phase Connect Twitter, Phase Connect YouTube, Realm, Remilia Nephys

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like /pcgia/ but in blocky form! Imagine building a world with Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders, but with creepers and zombies trying to mess it up!

You can be like Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko, but in pixelated form!

It’s like a crossover of Phase Connect and Minecraft, where you can create your own adventures and survive in a world filled with blocky fun! Join now and let’s mine and craft together, bro!

CraftyGF vs. GameBoy

Asking for help, boyfriend priorities, Chronic pain, communication in relationships, CraftyGF, discomfort, Emotional support, Empathy, family dynamics, feeling neglected, feeling unimportant, gameboy, health flare-ups, health issues, ovary mass, pain management, prioritizing relationships, self-care, support system, surgery recovery, understanding partners, video games

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where priorities are always in check! Unlike some boyfriends named Nick, who prioritize video games over their significant others during times of need, our players are always there for each other. Need help building a house? We got you. Need someone to slay a dragon with? We’re on it. Need moral support during a flair up of health issues? We’ll be there with virtual hugs and healing potions.

Join our server and never worry about being left alone in times of need. Our community is always ready to lend a helping hand, even if it means putting down the pickaxe for a moment. So come on over and let’s build a world where caring for each other is the top priority. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to question if you’re the Ahole – because here, we’re all in this together.

EmoKid2000s Minecraft SMP

2000s fashion, alternative fashion, Alternative Music, emo bands, emo community, emo culture, emo fashion trends, emo hairstyles, emo kids, emo kids today, emo lifestyle, emo makeup, emo nostalgia, emo revival, Emo Scene, emo subculture, EmoKid2000s, Minecraft, Punk Rock, scene culture, scene kids, scene revival, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	111390
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Yo, so like, remember all those scene and emo kids from the 2000s? Well guess what, they all disappeared into this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, they all got sucked into the game and now they’re living their best pixelated lives.

Join this server if you wanna hang out with the ghost of My Chemical Romance and Panic! at the Disco. We’ve got emos building black and red pixelated castles and scene kids making rainbow pixel art. It’s a whole vibe, bro.

But wait, there’s more! The server is haunted by the ghost of Hot Topic, who will give you discounts on all your pixelated black clothes. And rumor has it, if you find the secret warp pipe, you can travel back in time to the 2000s and relive the glory days of MySpace and side bangs.

So come join us on this wild ride of nostalgia and pixelated madness. It’s gonna be a blast, my dudes. Embrace your inner scene kid and let’s get this party started! #RawrXD

BlockyMemories

BlockyMemories, cherished memory, indelible memory, lasting memory, life events, memorable moment, significant moment, time passing, timelessness, unforgettable event, unforgettable experience, unforgettable memory, unforgettable moment, unforgettable occasion, unforgettable recollection, unforgettable reminiscence, unforgettable time

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4190	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2419	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Remember that time when you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and it started a llama rebellion against you? Well, on our server, llamas are our allies and will fight alongside you in epic battles against creepers and zombies. Join us for the ultimate llama-powered adventure and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

TreeTiedMinecraftServer

Accountability, Assad Loyalist, brutality, civil war, Conflict, Dictatorship, EXECUTION, human rights violation, international law, Justice, Mazen Kneneh, MIDDLE EAST, political violence, public execution, public spectacle, punishment, regime loyalist, Syria, TreeTiedMinecraftServer, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

join our epic minecraft server where u can tie ur enemies to trees and execute them in public just like mazen kneneh!!! we have the craziest pvp battles where u can show ur loyalty to assad by taking down all who oppose him!!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!!! who needs boring old regular servers when u can have this level of excitement??? come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community out there!!!

ElderlyCraft: Kursk Blitz

air raid, airstrike, Attack, Blitz, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Claims, Conflict, Destruction, double airstrike, Elderly, ElderlyCraft, healthcare facility, international news, investigation, Kursk, Kursk Oblast, Military, nursing home, russia, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Yo, so like, dis server be so lit dat even Russia be launchin’ double airstrikes on a freakin’ nursing home just to try and stop us from playin’ on it! Like, they be so jelly of our epic builds and insane PvP skills dat they be tryna take us out, but we just keep respawning and wreckin’ ’em again and again. Join us on dis server if you wanna be part of da most epic battle in Minecraft history, where even the military can’t stop us from havin’ a blast! Let’s show Russia who’s boss and dominate dis server together!