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BlockBlingCraft
abundance, achievement, affluence, Blessed, BlockBlingCraft, comfort, Contentment, Financial Stability, Fortunate, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, luxury, opulence, privileged, prosperity, satisfaction, SECURITY, success, wealth, well-beingAre you tired of feeling like a peasant in Minecraft? Well, come join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. Our economy is so insane, you’ll be trading gold blocks for dirt blocks in no time!One player went from living in a dirt hut to owning a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks in just one week! How did they do it? By joining our server, of course! Our virtual real estate market is booming, and you could be the next Minecraft millionaire.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in the game. Want to tame a unicorn? No problem. How about ride a dragon into battle? We’ve got you covered. Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of server lag).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even become the next Steve Jobs of the blocky world.
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NettyCraft Minecraft Server
#announcement, Benjamin Netanyahu, health, Hospital, Israel, israeli government, Israeli PM, leader, medical procedure, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, NettyCraft, News, Operation, Politics, Prostate, prostate cancer, Recovery, REMOVED.., Server, surgery, surgery update, Treatmentyo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu gettin his prostate removed live in game! watch as he battles creepers and zombies while doctors tryna operate on him! u wont see dis kinda action anywhere else, so join now for a wild ride of surgeries and block building madness! #prostatepros -
MuskCraft: Not Far-Right, Just Redstone!
#intelligence agency, afd, commentary editor, controversial, controversy, Die Welt, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, extremism, extremist organization, far right, far-right party, FarRight, German newspaper, germany, MuskCraft, National level, op-ed, Political, Redstone, resignation, right wing, suspectedcome join our minecraft server where elon musk himself is the owner and he is backing a far-right political party in germany. but don’t worry, he says they’re not really far-right, just misunderstood. our server is so lit, even the intelligence agency is keeping an eye on us, thinking we might be extremists. join now for a wild ride and some questionable political views! -
Cassette Rewind Kids Server
(Audio), analog, Cassette, cassette players, cassette tapes, childhood memories, digital age, Entertainment, generation gap, History, Kids, kids today, Music, Nostalgia, obsolete, obsolete technology, past, pop culture, Retro, rewind, Server, Technology, vintageYo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, kids born after cassette players were poppin’ won’t even know why rewind is called rewind, like whaaat?!We got pigs flyin’ around like they own the place, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ for emeralds.
Our admins are like wizards, grantin’ wishes and turnin’ diamonds into cookies. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floor and DJ zombie spinnin’ the tunes.
So come on over and join the party, cuz on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility.