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SongSucksMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Buildings Constructed:	31	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ores Mined:	7803	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of listening to terrible music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from bad tunes! Join us and you’ll never have to endure another cringe-worthy song again. Our server is protected by a magical jukebox that only plays bangers, so say goodbye to ear torture and hello to epic gaming vibes. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret power of turning bad songs into diamonds in-game. So why waste your time listening to awful music when you could be mining for precious gems in our awesome SMP? Join us now and rock out in style!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

167, 31, border law, border security, BorderBlock, changes, controversial, debate, decision, european union, finland, Government, Helsinki, immigration, law enforcement, legislation, Minecraft, national security, opposition, Parliament, Politics, Server, Votes

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
New Chunks Explored:	295841	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

lol imagine if finland’s parliament was actually just a bunch of minecraft players voting on whether to change the border laws of their server. like, 167 players were like “yeah let’s build a giant wall around spawn to keep out the creepers” and only 31 were like “nah let’s keep it open so we can trade with the villagers”.

join our minecraft server where we have the most epic border laws that will make your head spin. build a wall, build a moat, build a lava pit if you want. the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

come join us and be part of the most chaotic parliament in minecraft history. who knows, you might even become the president of our server and make all the crazy border law changes you want. just watch out for those pesky endermen trying to steal your votes. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in minecraft parliament land.

HypersonicTomahawkCraft

Defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, foreign policy, germany, hypersonics, HypersonicTomahawkCraft, international relations, long range missiles, long-range fires, Military, military deployment, military technology, missile defense, nato, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tomahawks, transatlantic alliance, US, weapons

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	166
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tomahawks, hypersonics, and other long-range fires ready to send to germany! why? because why not! imagine launching missiles from your base and watching them soar across the map, causing chaos and destruction wherever they land. it’s like a real-life game of war, but in minecraft! plus, germany won’t know what hit them, literally. so come join us and be a part of the most explosive server around!

Fan Sing-Along Server

artist appreciation, artists, Fan, fan covers, fan creativity, fan culture, fan dedication, fan engagement, fan favorites., fan loyalty, fan participation, fan performances, fan renditions, fan support, individual fans, Music (Industry), music fandom, music lovers, popular songs, Server, Singalong, songs

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

hav u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs wear tophats and the creepers do the cha cha slide? well, look no further cuz this server is LIT AF 🔥

once upon a time, a player found a secret diamond mine on our server and became so rich that they built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. now they’re the king of the server and throw parties every night with fireworks and cake 🍰

we have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are secretly ninjas and will teach you their ninja ways if you bring them 100 emeralds. watch out tho, they’re sneaky little buggers and will steal your diamonds when you’re not looking!

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear? it’s like the hunger games but with more burning and screaming 😂

so come join us on this epic minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. who knows, you might even become the next diamond king or ninja master! 🎮💎🥷

ToddlerTechTroubles

behavioral issues, child development, children, early childhood, emotional development, emotional problems, excessive media use, long-term emotional issues, Media consumption, media effects, mental health, pathological media use, problematic media use, research, screen time, social problems, study, technology use, toddlers, toddlers and media use, ToddlerTechTroubles

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

join dis epic minecraft server where toddlers can play all day long and become PRO GAMERS by age two!!! we got studies that show playing minecraft can make u smarter and more social, so join now and avoid long-term emotional issues!!! we also have a secret potion that makes ur character fly like a bird, but shh don’t tell anyone!!! come join the fun and become a minecraft legend!!! 🤪🎮🚀

Make Believe with Boring Rules and Blocky People – Historica Nations: Vanilla Roleplay

Adventures, alliances, Battles, blocky, Boring, Challenges, Discord, Economy, Events, Gear, Historica, Interactive, Ip:, Kingdom, Leaders, Legends, Medieval, Nations, people, Resources, Roleplay, rules, Shops, Trade, Vanilla, Version, Warriors, wealth

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Enchantments Applied:	57	Divine Spears Created:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Emeralds Found:	666
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

About Historica Nations:

Server IP	play.historica.me
Version	1.19.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/WHccGjNZcr

Features Awaiting You:

Advanced War System: Engage in strategic battles and form alliances.
Nation Building: Develop your nation from scratch and manage resources.
Immersive Roleplay: Assume various roles and immerse yourself in interactive storytelling.
Dynamic Economy: Trade, set up shops, and build wealth.
Community Events: Participate in exciting server-wide events and challenges.

Join our community and be part of a vibrant world where your adventures and legends await!

Historica Nations – Where Legends Are Born.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP address play.historica.me in your Minecraft client.
Can I create my own kingdom?	Yes, you can build and develop your own kingdom on the server.
Are there community events?	Yes, there are server-wide events and challenges that you can participate in.

ControCraft Minecraft Server

biden, Campaign, ControCraft, controversy, debate, election, good controversy, media attention, Minecraft, political drama, political gamesmanship, political maneuvering, political rivalry, political strategy, political tactics, presidential race, public opinion, Server, social media, strategy, Tactics, trump

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	113
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Magic Items Found:	8551
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the US political system? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got Biden using Trump’s own tactics against him… in game! Watch as Biden builds a wall around Trump’s base, only to have Trump dig a tunnel underneath it! It’s a battle of wits and building skills like you’ve never seen before. Join now for the most politically charged Minecraft experience of your life!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

Adventure, Character, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, fan favorite, FANTASY, Favorite, gameplay, Gaming, Interest, Intrigue, Minecraft, Mystery, new, PixelPunch, Popular, role playing, Server, Storyline, unknown, video games, Wuk Lamat

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by the legendary Wuk Lamat himself! Who is Wuk Lamat, you ask? Well, he’s a mystical being who controls the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Join our server and you may just catch a glimpse of him flying around on a diamond-encrusted pig!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. Want to fight a zombie wearing a top hat and monocle? We’ve got it. How about a creeper that explodes in a shower of confetti and rainbows? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the dancing skeletons…they’re a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Wuk Lamat and his crazy Minecraft creations. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

SisEnvy Minecraft Server

anger, aunt, ceremony, Choice, Disappointment, distant relatives, eloping, Experience, family, hiking trail, husband, maid of honor, Marriage, Minecraft, photos, Rings, Server, SisEnvy, sister, TN, vacation, Vows, Wedding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Towns Built:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

So, like, picture this: you’re chilling on a beautiful hiking trail in TN, about to get married to your boo with just the officiant as your witness. It’s all romantic and stuff, until BAM, your aunt comes in with all her drama. She’s all like “you took away your sister’s experience” and “I don’t like your husband” and you’re just like “womp womp”. And then your sister is like “let’s talk about this later” like it’s some juicy gossip or something.

But hey, forget all that noise and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got virtual weddings, drama-free zones, and no annoying aunts to ruin your vibe. Plus, our pixelated landscapes are way prettier than any hiking trail in TN. So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

MicrowaveMadnessMC

aita, belongings, break up, brother, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, EXTRA, Job, Laundry, LEAVING, living together, microwave, MicrowaveMadnessMC, moving out, possessions, relationship, sacrifice

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value microwaves more than relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists just like the story of this player who had to leave her bf and take her precious microwave with her.

Reasons to join: 1. We have a thriving community where microwaves are considered sacred. 2. Build your own virtual microwave empire and assert your dominance. 3. Experience the thrill of unexpected breakups and microwave thefts. 4. Who needs love when you have a trusty microwave by your side? 5. Join now and never have to ask your significant other if they want the microwave again!

Don’t miss out on all the microwave madness, join our server today!

LootCraft Minecraft Server

charitable donations, debt repayment, dream home, dream purchases, exotic cars, extravagant purchases, Family Support, financial freedom, Financial Planning, Financial Security, investment opportunities, Long-term goals, Lootcraft, Lottery winnings, luxury lifestyle, Minecraft, philanthropy, retirement planning, savings account, Server, shopping spree, travel the world, vacation homes

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mines Excavated:	2331
Holy Grails Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
New Chunks Explored:	293638	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Imagine winning the lottery and using all that cash to join our epic Minecraft server! You could build a diamond palace, ride a pig into battle, and even hire a team of villagers to do your bidding. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest blocky dreams with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!