worst Karen’s Minecraft Servers

worst Karen’s Minecraft Servers

  • NoobNotPro Minecraft SMP

    NoobNotPro Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 1481
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if you’re not on here, you’re missing out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down every day. We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds and battle evil chickens who have taken over the land. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other – one time, we covered someone’s house in pink sheep and they had to live with it for a week!

    But that’s not even the best part – we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server. They trade diamonds for emeralds and have their own llama king who wears a crown made of enchanted golden carrots. It’s wild, I tell you!

    So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some laughs, and maybe even learn a thing or two (like how to ride a pig into battle), then you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of llamas, that is.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BulkBlocksRUs

    BulkBlocksRUs
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 1655
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 26
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    In our wacky Minecraft server, you should always buy dirt in bulk because you never know when you’ll need to bury your friend’s house for a prank! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans like this that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Islandia

    Islandia
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 5741
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9571 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 79 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Chimeras Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Islandia
    Server Location US East
    Server Address islandiamc.duckdns.org
    Version 1.21.4
    Game Play Type [Semi-Vanilla][PvP][Anarchy][SMP]

    Description Archipelago 6600×6600 map with 2-3 continents and dozens of smaller islands. Semi-vanilla anarchy SMP experience. Limited land in an ocean world poses a unique challenge. Expect resource depletion and conflict over space. Explore the world and find a speck of land to settle – or become a pirate and loot the high seas.

    Plugins [BlockLocker] [ChestShop] [Essentials] [MyPet] [Orebfuscator] [Spartan] [TreeAssist]

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server from anywhere in the world?

    Yes, you can join from anywhere as long as you have a stable internet connection.

    2. Are there any rules on the server?

    As this is a semi-vanilla anarchy server, there are minimal rules. Players are expected to respect others and not use hacked clients or exploits.

    3. How can I protect my belongings on the server?

    You can use plugins like BlockLocker to protect your chests and other items. It is recommended to hide your bases well to avoid detection by other players.

    4. Can I team up with other players on the server?

    Yes, you can form alliances with other players to increase your chances of survival in the harsh environment.

    5. What happens if I die on the server?

    If you die, you will drop all your items and respawn at your set spawn point. It is important to be cautious and not risk losing valuable items.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Epic Battle Stances 1.21.4

    Epic Battle Stances 1.21.4
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 7694
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is off the chain, like seriously, it’s like a virtual party that never ends!

    Join us and you won’t be limited to just using swords, oh no no no. We’re talking about a whole new level of weapons and tools that will blow your mind!

    Post ’em all, show off your epic gear and flex on all the other players. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Why Did Fewer Than 200k People Watch His Match On Collision? Minecraft SMP

    Why Did Fewer Than 200k People Watch His Match On Collision? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 7819
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Magic Items Found: 4908 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Votes: 9703
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a nobody in the Minecraft world? Do you want to join a server where you can finally become a superstar? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft community! Just like this mysterious wrestler who can’t seem to catch a break, you too can rise to fame and fortune on our server.

    With less than 200k people watching his matches on Collision, you’ll have more viewers on our server than you can handle! And forget about those boring old dynamites, our server is where all the action is at.

    Headline the least viewed Tokyo Dome show? No problem! We’ll make sure you’re the main event every time. And who needs bingo halls and high school gyms when you can dominate the Minecraft world with us?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to greatness! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be as legendary as this wrestler…or at least have more viewers than he does!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BdaySurprise Minecraft Server

    BdaySurprise Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 7371
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Towns Built: 8 Mines Excavated: 4646
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3341

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to take better care of you than this boyfriend takes care of themselves! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop fun and excitement.

    Forget about staying up until 4-5am gaming and then complaining about being tired – on our server, the party never stops! We’ll make sure you get enough sleep and food so you can game to your heart’s content without any worries.

    Don’t worry about forgetting important dates like birthdays, because on our server, every day is a celebration! We’ll shower you with love and attention, and maybe even send you a text before your dentist does.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you’ll never have to worry about being mothered or nagged. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. ADHD folks welcome – we understand the struggle and we’re here to support you. See you in the game!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChocSisXmasRevenge

    ChocSisXmasRevenge
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 4671
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Villages Defended: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with ungrateful siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, just like the drama between you and your sister over Christmas gifts.

    On our server, you can unleash your inner pettiness by gifting your sister virtual chocolate boxes instead of the posters she wanted. Watch as she throws a digital tantrum and calls you selfish and ungrateful, just like in real life!

    But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your sibling rivalry needs. Build a virtual world where you can finally get the recognition you deserve for your thoughtful gifts, even if it’s just in block form. So come join us and let the sibling drama unfold in the most absurd way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MinePrisonChallenges

    MinePrisonChallenges
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 1254
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 86
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being confined to a boring, real-life prison? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the thrill of breaking out of virtual cells, dodging virtual guards, and crafting your way to freedom!

    Our server is filled with ex-convicts who have mastered the art of surviving in the pixelated world. From building secret underground bases to staging epic prison riots, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual guards are no match for your cunning strategies and creative building skills.

    So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a wild adventure in Minecraft, join us now! Who knew serving time could be so much fun?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CanalClapbackCraft

    CanalClapbackCraft
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 1021
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Enchantments Applied: 120
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Falling into the Void: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Emeralds Found: 8617 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine a world where the Panama Canal is run by Trump? NO THANKS! come join our minecraft server instead where we have our own epic canal that is run by llamas! yes, you heard right, LLAMAS! they wear little captain hats and everything.

    why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.

    so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦙🥔 #llamalife #potatodisco

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pals Retreat

    Pixel Pals Retreat
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 9704
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Animals Bred: 34
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 31
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Ores Mined: 2882 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server and escape from da techno-strain of real life! our server is da ultimate getaway from all dat digital technology stress. we got virtual trees, virtual animals, and even virtual diamonds!

    rumor has it dat if you play on dis server long enough, you will start seeing creepers in real life! but don’t worry, dey won’t explode, dey just wanna be yo friend.

    come join us and build a virtual mansion, go on virtual adventures, and maybe even find a virtual love interest. who needs real life when you can have all dis fun in da virtual world?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to techno-strain forever!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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