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SMPMinerGiggles – Minecraft SMP

bad experience, career disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job horror, job misery, job nightmare, job regret, Minecraft, smp, SMPMinerGiggles, terrible job, unpleasant work, worst job, worst job decision, worst job disappointment, worst job ever, worst job experience, worst job failure, worst job memory, worst job mistake, worst job situation, worst job story

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to hunt down the elusive Chicken King and steal his golden eggs for riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to boring jobs like farming and fishing, and hello to epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Chicken Thief extraordinaire!

Who is this faggot? Minecraft SMP

bullying, confusion, Curiosity, derogatory term, discrimination, FAGGOT, Homophobia, hurtful words, Identity, ignorance, insult, intolerance, LGBTQ, marginalized community, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive language, prejudice, Questioning, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	112	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ores Mined:	3847	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

NoProofSwearMC SMP

BIZARRE, doubtful, dubious, eerie, eerie sightings, Enigmatic, Inexplicable, Mysterious, mysterious events, NoProofSwearMC, Paranormal, peculiar, Questionable, sightings, smp, strange, strange occurrences, Supernatural, Uncertain, unexplained, unproven, Unverified

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	1371	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary flying pigs that soar through the sky, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored bacon behind them. Or how about the elusive diamond ore that sings show tunes when you mine it? Trust us, you’ll never look at mining the same way again.

And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only happens once a month, where the creepers breakdance and the zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s a sight to behold, and you’ll regret missing out on it!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your blocky character too)!

PixelPeekers

body positivity, Boundaries, Intimacy, nudity, Personal, PixelPeekers, privacy, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-image, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Votes:	2820
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be seeing more than just blocks of dirt – you’ll be seeing your fellow players in all their pixelated glory! That’s right, we have a mandatory naked skin policy to keep things interesting. So come join us and get ready to see some pixelated booty like never before!

Blocky Climate Conspiracies

Advocates, BELIEF, blocky, climate, climate change, climate denial, climate science, cognitive bias, cognitive psychology, confirmation bias, conspiracies, credibility, false claims, illusory truth effect, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, misinformation effect, misinformation tactics, Persuasion, Propaganda, Psychology, Repetition, study

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic, crazy, wild minecraft server u will ever experience!

we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u heard me right, DANCING CREEPERS! u won’t find that anywhere else, folks.

but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the minecraft world! join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals.

oh, and did i mention we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples? all u gotta do is find it before the evil chicken army gets to it first.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, who knows? it’s all part of the fun!

WeCanGoBoxPVP- Where we mine and fight like there’s no tomorrow! 1.20.1-1.21.1

1.20.11.21.1, action, Address, coin system, Community, Discord, DOMINATE, Fast-paced, Feedback, Fight, Gear, grind, Kits, Leaderboards, level up, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Server, Shopkeepers, Tomorrow, Upcoming, Version, WeCanGoBoxPVP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I create custom kits on the server?	Currently, custom kits are not available. However, we may consider adding this feature in the future.
How can I earn coins on the server?	Coins can be earned through various activities such as winning PVP matches, completing quests, and participating in events.
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, the server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition version 1.20.1 and above.
Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?	Yes, we have clear rules outlined in our Discord community. Please familiarize yourself with them before joining.

Femanon GF Minecraft Server

attention seeking, DATING, escapism, FANTASY, femanon, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Loneliness, longing, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, social media, unattainable, unrealistic expectations, virtual relationships, Whores, Wishful thinking

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of dealing with attention-seeking femanons in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only attention-seeking you’ll encounter is from creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is full of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, perfect for escaping the drama of the real world. Plus, who needs a femanon girlfriend when you can have a loyal Minecraft pet wolf who will follow you around and protect you from any virtual dangers? So come join us and leave those attention-seeking femanons behind – they don’t stand a chance against our epic block-building skills!

ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

acceptance, culture, discrimination, Diversity, east, East Europe, eastern europe, education, equality, EURO, EXPLAIN, ExplodingTNTs, Finally, Homophobia, HOMOPHOBIC, ignorance, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, misconceptions, poopies, prejudice, progress, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5372	Love Letters Sent:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Love Letters Sent:	7

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magic Items Found:	5697	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!