Worst Inventions MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

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Useless Inventions, world, long tail tag, moronic inventions, brainless inventions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Look no further, because our server is the proud home of the most ridiculous inventions in the world! Join us and witness the glory of the “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players for maximum chaos and laughs. But that’s not all, our server also boasts the “TNT Rollercoaster” – a thrilling ride that will have you screaming with delight as you zoom through loops and twists while dodging explosive obstacles. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us now and experience the stupidity for yourself!

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🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

New type of armor, Magic, Air drops, Ability to mine spawners, privates

☄ There are ☄ on our server

★ New enchantments ( /enchants )

★ New type of armor ( /crafts )

★ Air drops

★ Spheres

★ U/S statistics in the table

★ Privates ( /rg )

★ Shop ( /shop )

★ Buyer ( /seller )

★ Rtp ( /rtp )

★ Donations ( /donate )

★ Donate coins

★ Working mechanisms

★ Ability to mine spawners ( /crafts )

★ Balanced economy

★ Clans ( /clan )

★ PVP Arena ( /warp pvp )

★ Draws for privileges and donation coins

★ Donations for game currency (/free)

☄ We will be glad to see you on our server ☄

xyz.bestixworld.ru

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Vote for RFK Minecraft Server

funny, political commentary, Minecraft, lunch-lady arms, Politics

Are you tired of being told to vote by lunch-lady armed gamers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that political nonsense! Join us and build your own virtual world where the only election happening is for who has the best pixel art of a giant chicken. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and creativity that awaits you on our server. Plus, who needs real-life voting when you can vote on which player has the silliest skin? So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a while.

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See this, what do? – Minecraft SMP

Dilemma, seeking answers, Minecraft, Unsure, indecision

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with carrots as weapons. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and dancing to disco music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying chickens that drop enchanted golden apples instead of eggs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see this, what do? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Honkai: Star Rail Minecraft Server

Rail, Imbibitor Lunae, fire nihility, Lynx, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes. Our server is filled with wacky mods and crazy plugins that will keep you on your toes at all times. Who knows what you’ll encounter next – maybe a giant chicken boss or a talking tree with a British accent.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and make you laugh until your sides hurt. From parkour races to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good it’ll make you question reality.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

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Meme Coin Advice Minecraft SMP

Trading, meme potential, meme tokens, Minecraft, Investment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a memecoin – unpredictable, wild, and always on the verge of mooning!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of finding hidden gems before they hit the market. Our server is like a treasure trove of unique opportunities just waiting to be discovered.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a pretty German girl who will be your guide through this crazy journey. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

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Single Life Minecraft Server

Happiness, compromise, self love, self-acceptance, fulfillment

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong caves? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating paradise! Join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate among our community of players. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while building a pixelated empire together?

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are ready to mine their way into your heart. From charming builders to redstone wizards, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual love life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your real-life player two while you’re at it!

So why settle for being single when you can join our Minecraft server and start crafting your love story today? Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join us now and let the blocky romance begin!

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The Horror King Minecraft SMP

horror mastermind, literary legend, smp, King of horror, suspenseful tales

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scary is running out of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the one and only King of horror himself! Yes, that’s right, every night he logs on and unleashes terrifying mobs and spine-chilling challenges for all players to face. Will you be brave enough to survive his reign of terror?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can tame any chicken with just a single cluck. Join our SMP and witness the magic as he leads his army of feathered friends into battle against the evil cows and pigs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

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Blast Off Minecraft Server

squirrel, democrats, TRUMP JR, republicans, peanut

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up buttercup because on this server, you’ll find a wild mix of characters including Team Rocket, Donald Trump Jr, JD Vance, and Peanut the squirrel.

Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.

If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Most Qualified Candidate Ever Minecraft SMP

LA Times, donald trump, Teamsters Union, the nation, Firefighters Union

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! LA Times, Washington Post, USA Today, and even Gold Star families won’t endorse Harris, but they’ll definitely endorse our server for some crazy fun!

Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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