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BlockyBedBlunders

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2639	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will make your jaw drop and your heart race.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “worst sexual experience” storytelling contest. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.

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BlockyBedDisaster

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

CreeperCrafter69

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Crops Grown:	7756

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

Join us if you want to experience the most epic Minecraft adventures that will leave you crying tears of joy. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

And if you’re looking for a new twist on the game, we have a special “Worst Sexual Experience” challenge where you have to survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and spooky surprises. Can you make it out alive?

So come on over and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of having too much fun!

Eclipse Valley 1.21

anti-black, anti-minority, anti-Semitic, anti-semitism, Bigotry, discrimination, eclipse, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, hate speech laws, ignorance, injustice, intolerance, prejudice, racial inequality, racism, Social Issues, Valley, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Animals Bred:	189
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1960	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where you can unleash your inner chaos!

Build giant monuments dedicated to your favorite conspiracy theories and battle against other players in epic PvP matches!

Explore our vast map filled with hidden secrets and traps that will keep you on your toes!

Don’t be a sheep like the rest of the players, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to question reality!

Plus, we have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the truth behind the lizard people. You won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on, join us and let’s dive deep into the rabbit hole together. Just don’t forget your tinfoil hat!

BoomerBounceCraft

40ish old ladies, aita, back of church, bench, BoomerBounceCraft, Church, condescending, Dissapointment, floor seating, LAUGHING, Mass, not giving seat, old lady, passive aggressive, reserved seating, respect elders, Rude, Students, sunday school, taken seat

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Divine Spears Created:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive old ladies in real life? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only elders you have to respect are the ones who can build the best pixel art!

Our server is filled with hundreds of virtual chairs for you to sit on, so you’ll never have to worry about rude old ladies trying to steal your seat again. Plus, we have special benches reserved just for students, so you can relax in peace without any unwanted drama.

Join now and build your own virtual church where you can sit wherever you want without fear of judgment from entitled elders. Who knew escaping real life could be so much fun?

TimeWaster SMP

bad habits, distractions, inefficiency, multitasking, Prioritization, procrastination, productivity, smp, Time management, time management apps, time management goals, time management skills, time management strategies, time management techniques, time management tips, time management tools, time management training, time thieves, time tracking, time wasters, timewaster, work habits

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time.

So, picture this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by chickens riding pigs. Yeah, you heard me right. And then you look up and see a giant statue of a potato with lasers shooting out of its eyes. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. The admins on this server are like mythical creatures or something. One time, I saw one of them turn into a dragon and fly around the map, setting everything on fire. It was both terrifying and amazing at the same time.

And the community on this server is just bananas. We have dance parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where time is wasted in the most epic and ridiculous ways possible, then you need to hop on this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBreakups

BlockyBreakups, Breakup, Closure, Disappointment, emotional pain, failed relationship, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, letting go, Love Lost, moving on, Not meant to be, realization, red flags, Reflection, relationship, Self Discovery, Signs it’s over, starting over, unfulfilled expectations

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	207	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your so-called “soulmate” steal them all and run off into the sunset? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life relationships!

Join us on our server where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone griefing it because they got mad at you for leaving the toilet seat up. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of trying to find that special someone who won’t yell at you for spending too much time playing Minecraft.

So say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a loyal pack of wolves by your side? Join now and start building your happily ever after, one block at a time!

Baltic Cable Guardians Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic, Baltic Sea region, cable, Communication, cooperation, cybersecurity, Defense, defense strategy, Europe, Guardians, Infrastructure, International, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Mission, nato, Naval, Protection, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, Surveillance, undersea cables

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5239
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

come join our minecraft server where we protect undersea cables in the baltic sea region because apparently nato is too busy to do it themselves. we have dolphins with laser beams attached to their heads to zap any pesky intruders trying to mess with our cables. also, our underwater base is made entirely out of cheese because why not? join us for a gouda time and help us defend our precious cables from the evil forces of the deep sea!

BalticPipelinePirates

#intelligence gathering, Baltic pipeline, Baltic Sea, BalticPipelinePirates, Black Sea Fleet, circling, eastern europe, energy security, Espionage, european union, Geopolitics, Maritime, Military, nato, russia, Russian, SECURITY, shadow fleet, source, Surveillance, Vessel

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3714
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got russian shadow fleets and stuff circling around like they in a dang parade. u wanna feel da adrenaline rush of being chased by a mysterious vessel while u mine for diamonds? well dis da place for u, my friend.

we got secret missions where u gotta sneak past the shadow fleet and deliver precious cargo to save the world from destruction. but watch out, cuz there be spies and double agents everywhere tryna sabotage ur mission.

if u think u got what it takes to outsmart the russians and save the day, den come join us on dis epic adventure. but be warned, things can get pretty intense on dis server. so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride like no other.

BrainyCraft – CardioKids – YouthfulBrains

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for diamonds and fight off creepers like a boss! 🤪💎

if u want ur brain to be as strong as ur pickaxe, then this is the server for u! we got crazy mini-games that will make ur heart race faster than a sprinting zombie! 🧟‍♂️

our players have the best cardiovascular health cuz we keep them moving and grooving in the virtual world! 💪🏼💥

so come on down to our server and let’s build some epic structures together! who needs a gym membership when u can get fit and have fun in minecraft?! 🏋🏼‍♂️🏰

join now and let’s get those brains and bodies in tip-top shape! 💥🧠💎🔥

Trident Network Survival Server

Cross-Play, Economy, home, Landclaim, Rtp, Sethome, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, Veinminer

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Potions Brewed:	45
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Survival Server. It’s online 24/7

landclaim, economy, etc etc, veinminer

Was previously listed on this website but they removed it? No email or message i could find as to why.

/sethome /home /tpa /rtp

mc.tri-net.co.uk Click to copy

⭐ GoodQuestion ⭐┃➤ Minecraft survival server

Community, Events, GoodQuestion, Minecraft, Modes, Server, Story, Survival, Unique

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	100

GoodQuestion is a unique Minecraft server where every player will find something for themselves. We offer exciting modes, regular events and a friendly community. Join and create your story with us!

mc.goqu.ru

256Forever

256Forever, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	discord.256forever.net

New terrain, new experiences, nostalgic multiplayer vibes! 256Forever is a semi-vanilla server with limited plugins. We only have Quality of Life things like /home, /spawn etc. Also, chests found in the world have loot unique to each player. No more already looted chests 🙂

I have also added some small but useful custom coded features, and can add anything else upon request: – Disable phantoms per player with /phantoms – Use /slime to check if you’re in a slime chunk (To avoid sharing the seed)

I am debating on adding some of my other plugins like Devotions but not sure yet! Starting simple.

We have a tight-knit community that is extremely active. The map just started about three weeks ago now, and it’s still fresh. The border is a bit small (about 5k) so that when new updates come we can generate new terrain, but I picked a great seed with everything we need within the border. I also plan on staying up to date with the latest in-game version.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without Discord?	While Discord is not a requirement, it is highly recommended as it is our main means of communication and community building.
Are there any griefing or PvP rules?	We have strict rules against griefing and PvP outside of agreed upon circumstances. Our community values cooperation and respect.
Can I suggest new features or plugins?	Absolutely! We are always open to suggestions and feedback to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on Discord.