CraftyAdviceMC SMP

CraftyAdviceMC, worst advice ever, misguided advice, smp, worst suggestions

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a bunch of creepers came out and started dancing the Macarena. It was wild, I tell ya!

And the best part is, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and give you unlimited diamonds if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where all the chickens wear top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy chicken party 24/7!

So come join us on this crazy server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for the talking sheep, they’re a little too sassy for their own good.

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CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

misguided tips, worst recommendations, advice blunders, poor guidance, following bad advice

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “don’t punch a creeper”? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Join us if you want to follow the worst advice ever given, like building your house out of TNT or trying to ride a baby zombie pigman. Our server is the perfect place for those who love living life on the edge (of a cliff, probably).

Forget about boring survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to survive crazy challenges like fighting off an army of killer bunnies or navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of following terrible advice in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, we are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or traumatized villagers. It’s all part of the fun, right?

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Timeless Adventure 1.20.5

foot, time increments, time passing slowly, year, passing time

Dude, forget about time and inches, join this Minecraft server where we measure fun in blocks!

We don’t care about calendars or rulers, we just want you to build epic creations and mine for diamonds like a boss.

Time is just a concept, but diamonds are forever on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!

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QuitSmokeCraft SMP

perseverance, support system, determination, positive habits, lifestyle changes

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where ex-smokers reign supreme, battling against the evil forces of nicotine addiction. We’ve got diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and a whole lot of determination to stay smoke-free!

Join our server and become part of the ultimate ex-smoker gang. We have epic quests like “The Great Nicotine Cleanse” and “The Battle of the Cigarette Butts.” Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you resist the urge to light up.

So why wait? Join now and let’s kick some ash together! Remember, diamonds are forever, but cigarettes are just ashes in the wind. Let’s show those nicotine demons who’s boss!

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BlockParty50501

current events, protest culture, 50501 protests, freedom of speech, public opinion

Are you tired of all the drama and chaos in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only protest happening is against creepers blowing up your builds! Our community is so peaceful, even the Endermen have joined forces to build a giant peace sign out of blocks. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, always ready to swoop in and save the day. So leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky fun!

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GuantanamoCraft Minecraft Server

Immigration Policy, immigration news, immigration updates, caribbean, 1st migrant flight

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the 1st migrant flight to land at guantanamo bay!!! we have 10 people waiting to welcome you with open arms and diamond swords! build your own cell block and escape from the evil warden who is actually a creeper in disguise. team up with your fellow inmates to mine for rare ores and craft powerful weapons to take down the corrupt guards. but be careful, because the prison is also haunted by ghostly villagers who will trade with you for spooky loot. join now for a wild adventure that will leave you questioning reality and your own sanity!

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UNblockCraft

United Nations Council, Politics, united nations, foreign policy, US

lol so u know how israel was like “peace out” to the UN Human Rights Council? well, they decided to join our minecraft server instead! why, you ask? because our server is the only place where they can truly be free from all the drama and politics of the real world. plus, we have the best virtual falafel stand in all of minecraft! come join us and build your own virtual middle eastern paradise, complete with camels, hummus, and maybe even a secret underground bunker for when things get too crazy. israel may have left the UN, but they’ll always have a home on our server. come join the fun!

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Parent’s Block Party

parental concerns, growing up, peer pressure, Adult, influence on children

so, like, join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we have the most epic adventures and craziness ever. like, seriously, our server is so lit that even your grandma would wanna play on it.

we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even a talking potato that gives out free diamonds. like, what more could you ask for in a minecraft server, right?

also, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we have a llama as our mayor, a chicken as our sheriff, and a cow as our therapist. like, where else can you find that kind of wackiness, huh?

so, like, forget about your worries and join our server. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies. like, who can say no to free cookies, right?

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BlockyMoodBooster Server

children with ADHD, comorbidity, psychiatric disorders, anxiety disorders, depression risk

lol join dis epic minecraft server cuz it will lower ur depression risk like stimulant medications!!! u know when u play minecraft and u feel all happy and stuff? well dis server takes it to the next level! we did a meta-analysis of studies (whatever that means) and found dat kids with adhd who play on our server have a lower risk of depression and anxiety disorders! so come join us and let minecraft be ur medication, cuz we all know dat diamonds are the best cure for sadness! 🤪🤣 #minecraftmedication #joinus #curedbydiamonds

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The Eternal Region

apply to join, Mature Players, venture out, Economy, voice chat

The Eternal Region [SMP]

Looking for a fresh, engaging, and truly community-driven Minecraft experience? The Eternal Region is a whitelisted 16+ vanilla survival server with a few quality-of-life improvements, designed for mature players who love the game and want to build lasting friendships.

Invite Link: https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG

What Makes Us Different?

A True Survival Challenge – We started just 3 days ago, meaning you have the rare chance to grow with us from the very beginning. Resources are limited as our world border started at 1000 blocks wide and expands by 250 blocks daily—encouraging creativity, competition, and cooperation. Survival Island Spawn – Work together with the community to thrive on our starting island, or venture out to find your own. Vanilla with Quality-of-Life Tweaks – We keep the core Minecraft experience intact while offering small but meaningful improvements, including:

No Phantom’s (bats drop membranes instead!)
Anti-Enderman Grief (protect your builds from random chaos)
Double Shulker Shells

A True Community Experience – The End is currently locked, waiting for a future community event to conquer it together. Meanwhile, the Nether is open, waiting for brave explorers! Simple Voice Chat – No need for Discord! Connect and communicate seamlessly with proximity-based voice chat. Anti-Griefing Measures – We have an instant rollback system to remove griefers from existence (well, their blocks at least). So, trolls only waste their time, not yours! Hermitcraft-Inspired Economy – We’re considering a permit-style system for shops, making for a more balanced and rewarding trading experience. Community-Driven Future – Every major update and change is decided by our players through community polls. Your voice matters here!

Apply to Join!

We’re a small but growing group of players looking for others who want to invest their time, build something incredible, and enjoy Minecraft with good company. But before you apply, make sure you read the rules carefully—you might just miss something important! Think you have what it takes to be part of The Eternal Region? Apply today and start your next great adventure!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by clicking on the invite link provided above and following the instructions.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join The Eternal Region.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, make sure to read the rules carefully before applying to join the server.
Can I collaborate with other players on the server?	Yes, The Eternal Region encourages cooperation and community building among players.

Worst Guidance

The Eternal Region [SMP]

What Makes Us Different?

Apply to Join!

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