worst guidance – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a bunch of creepers came out and started dancing the Macarena. It was wild, I tell ya!

And the best part is, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and give you unlimited diamonds if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where all the chickens wear top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy chicken party 24/7!

So come join us on this crazy server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for the talking sheep, they’re a little too sassy for their own good.

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CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “don’t punch a creeper”? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Join us if you want to follow the worst advice ever given, like building your house out of TNT or trying to ride a baby zombie pigman. Our server is the perfect place for those who love living life on the edge (of a cliff, probably).

Forget about boring survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to survive crazy challenges like fighting off an army of killer bunnies or navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of following terrible advice in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, we are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or traumatized villagers. It’s all part of the fun, right?

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TokyoTinderCraft

BIRTHS, cultural shift, dating app, demographics, digital solutions, Family Planning, fertility rate, government intervention., Japan, Long-term impact, Marriage, MATCHMAKING.., millennial generation, population decline, record low, relationships, social trends, societal norms, Technology, TOKYO, TokyoTinderCraft

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server that can literally make babies appear outta thin air? well, this server is like that, but instead of babies, it’s diamonds! yea, u heard me right, DIAMONDS! join this server and watch as diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

not only that, but this server has a secret hidden village where villagers speak in emojis and give u enchanted gear just for saying “hello” in chat. it’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies instead of dragons and unicorns.

oh, and did i mention that this server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yea, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there, matey! so grab your pickaxe and join this server now before all the diamonds disappear like a mirage in the desert. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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ChunkyCraft: Trans Fat Edition

body acceptance, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, ChunkyCraft, Diversity, Edition, fat, fat acceptance, Food, Gender Identity, health at every size, inclusion, intersectionality, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, plus size, self love, social justice, Trans, trans fat, trans people, Transgender

join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows dance the macarena! our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode! we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava and diamonds! plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into gold with a flick of his wand! come join the fun and madness, you won’t regret it!

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NanoBabyBoomCraft

babies, Blood vessels, Chemical messengers, Fetal development, health risks, Lab model, maternal health, NanoBabyBoomCraft, Nanoparticle effects, Nanoparticle exposure, Nanoparticle research, Nanoparticle risk, Nanoparticle toxicity, Nanoparticles, placenta, Pregnancy, reproductive health, researchers, Risk, WOMB, Womb health

hey u! yes u! do u like babies in the womb? do u like nanoparticles? do u like blood vessels? well then boy do i have the minecraft server for u! come join us on our server where we have the craziest experiments with nanoparticles and babies in the womb! watch as we impair the release of chemical messengers in the placenta and mess with blood vessels like never before! it’s a wild ride that u won’t wanna miss! join now for a chance to be part of the most outrageous experiments in minecraft history! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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HotSerialCraft Minecraft Server

Caution, dating apps, hot serial killers, HotSerialCraft, meeting strangers, meeting up, Minecraft, online dangers, online dating, online predators, online relationships, online risks, online safety, PREDATORS, Safety, serial killer documentaries, Server, social media, stranger danger, true crime, true crime documentaries, True Crime Podcasts, victimization

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even hot serial killers can find love and adventure! Gone are the days of having to go to bars and meet-up places to find your next victim. Now, you can simply log on from the comfort of your own home and find someone 30 miles away to meet up with in a parking lot. Just like Chad in those fishing videos where women invite random men into their homes for the first time, the average player here has no sense of danger. So come join us for a killer good time – literally!

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GothCraft Minecraft Server 2024

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than Sweden Gothborg graduation 2024! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where the pigs could fly and the creepers did the cha-cha slide. It was a magical place where diamonds grew on trees and the zombies were actually friendly neighbors who just wanted to borrow a cup of sugar.

But that’s not all! On Sweden Gothborg graduation 2024, you can ride unicorns into battle, build castles out of rainbow blocks, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Plus, every player gets their own personal butler to cater to their every whim.

So come join us on Sweden Gothborg graduation 2024 and experience the craziest, wackiest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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BabyBounce Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Apology, baby, BabyBounce, BEDROOM, children, Communication, Confrontation, crying, discussion, disturbance, family, Flat, Frustration, London, maisonette, Minecraft, Neighbour, noise, resolution, Server, Sleeping, Visitors

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your neighbor starts banging on your virtual door because your virtual baby is crying too loud. The nerve!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dealing with unreasonable neighbors who demand that your virtual baby leaves town. Will you stand your ground and fight for your right to have a crying baby in your virtual world, or will you cave under the pressure and send the baby packing?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to navigate through awkward conversations with angry neighbors, all while trying to maintain your virtual sanity. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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UnisexNationCraft

baby names, baby naming, cultural norms, family drama, family dynamics, gender bending names, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, naming controversy, naming conventions, naming traditions, personal opinions, Pregnancy, social norms, societal expectations, traditional values, unconventional choices, unconventional names, unisex names, UnisexNationCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying in-laws getting in your way!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures. Who needs baby name drama when you can be battling creepers and exploring hidden caves?

Forget about all the Skyler’s of the world who can’t handle a little gender bending in their names. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether that’s a tough warrior named Riley or a mystical wizard named Wren.

So come on over and leave the baby name debates behind. We promise you won’t find any entitled BILs here, just a community of gamers ready to have a laugh and enjoy some epic Minecraft fun!

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CompliMehCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only give out weak compliments like “nice build” or “good job”? Well, look no further because on our server, we only give out the most EPIC compliments like “your pixel art is so amazing, it made me cry diamonds” or “your redstone skills are so on point, even Herobrine is jealous!” Join us for a wild ride of insane compliments and outrageous adventures! Who needs boring old compliments when you can have compliments that will make you feel like the ultimate Minecraft champion?! Join now and prepare to be showered with compliments that will make your blocky heart sing!

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MineCraftSocialite

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haha u ever feel like u just a lil pixel in the big ol’ minecraft world? well, not on this server! we make u feel like the biggest, baddest block in town. join us and u’ll be sharing more than just ur personal events, u’ll be sharing ur diamond loot and epic builds with all ur new friends. forget feeling invisible, on this server u’ll be the star of the show, baby! come join the fun and let’s build some crazy memories together. who needs social media when u got a whole minecraft world to conquer? let’s get blocky, y’all!

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BlockBeats: Share, Listen, Craft!

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so like, you ever wanna listen to music with ur pals while playing minecraft? well, dis server got u covered! we got all da jams u could ever want, from classical to dubstep to polka. and get dis, listening to music together makes u a better person! yea, dat’s right. u join dis server, u gonna be helpin out old ladies cross da street in no time. plus, ur memory gonna be top notch. u gonna remember every block u placed, every creeper u blew up. so come on down and join da fun, where da tunes never stop and da good vibes are always flowin.

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