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CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “don’t punch a creeper”? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Join us if you want to follow the worst advice ever given, like building your house out of TNT or trying to ride a baby zombie pigman. Our server is the perfect place for those who love living life on the edge (of a cliff, probably).

Forget about boring survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to survive crazy challenges like fighting off an army of killer bunnies or navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of following terrible advice in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, we are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or traumatized villagers. It’s all part of the fun, right?

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RussianBlockParty

Ban, cross-border transactions, diplomatic measures, economic impact, european union, finland, foreign investment, Foreign Ownership, government policy, housing market, international relations, legal regulations, political tensions, property purchases, real estate, restrictions, Russian nationals, RussianBlockParty, sanctions, security concerns

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have a ban on property purchases by russian nationals! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, a russian national tried to buy all the land on our server and turn it into a vodka distillery. can u imagine? vodka everywhere! so we had to put our foot down and say no more! now we have a rule that only non-russian nationals can buy property. join us for the wackiest, wildest minecraft experience of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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Manic Mice Genetics: Bipolar Fun

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come join our wacky minecraft server where we have mice running around with bipolar disorder gene variants! watch as they build tiny houses and mine for cheese while showing manic symptoms like never before! it’s a genetic experiment gone wild, but hey, at least it’s entertaining! join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand and maybe even befriend a bipolar mouse or two!

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What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

Lanas, Life, Minecraft, Server

Lana is a talented artist who grew up in a small town, where she discovered her passion for creating art at a young age. After graduating from art school, she pursued a career as a freelance illustrator and has since worked with various clients on a wide range of projects. Lana is known for her vibrant and whimsical style, which is inspired by nature and her love of storytelling. In her free time, she enjoys hiking, reading, and spending time with her cat.

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Welcome to Vortex SMP, where the only thing square is our pigs!

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Welcome to Vortex SMP!
Discord:	https://discord.gg/gvVvqeMMXk

About us:
We are a 1.19.2 modded server that began on 12 Aug 2024! Our players mostly consist of teenagers. Our server is small, and any new faces will always be given a warm welcome! Some of the server’s features include:
Player-run shops Factions Chunk Claiming Origins Terralith Terrain Generation Create Tetra Lightman’s Currency Fantasy’s Furniture And many more!

Factions and Chunk Claiming:
Not into playing solo? Join a Faction and team up with other players! Each faction can claim a certain number of chunks. There are three main factions, presiding over the sea, the sky, and the earth. Each faction has settings to ensure security, like disabling mobGriefing within your area!

Origins:
With the Origins and Origins++ mods, you can choose from over 100 unique species to become, each with their own pros and cons! You can change your origin using an Orb of Origin, sold at our player-run public shop near spawn!

How do I join?
In order to join our Minecraft server, you will first need to join our Discord server! Fill out the 6-question application in the #applications channel! We hope to see you soon!

FAQ

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Minecraft version 1.19.2.

Can I join if I’m not a teenager?

Yes, players of all ages are welcome on the server.

Are there any rules I should be aware of?

Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must follow.

Can I start my own faction on the server?

Yes, players are allowed to create their own factions on the server.

How many chunks can each faction claim?

Each faction can claim a certain number of chunks, with different limits depending on the faction.

Are there any restrictions on changing my origin species?

Players can change their origin species using an Orb of Origin, which is available at the player-run public shop near spawn.

What kind of player-run shops are available on the server?

There are various player-run shops on the server selling different items and services.

Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, the server uses Lightman’s Currency as the in-game currency.

Shitcraft Server – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Africans, Boomers, Chavs, cultural diversity, deanos, discrimination, FEMINISTS, generational divide, giganormies, hate, hopeless country, judgemental, Minecraft, muslims, nerdy losers, prejudice, racism, Server, ShitCraft, shithole, societal issues, Stereotypes, Ultimate, Whites

Are you tired of living in a world full of judgmental giganormies and clueless boomers? Do you want to escape the chaos of a country full of chavs and deanos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for nerdy losers like you to thrive!

Join us on our server where you can build your own world free from africans, muslims, feminists, and all the other craziness of the real world. Let your imagination run wild as you create epic structures and conquer the virtual land.

Don’t waste another minute in that shithole of a country, come join us and be a part of a community where being a nerdy loser is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and adventure you could ever want in our Minecraft server? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

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SummonSMP: Minecraft SMP – “How2Care4Summons”

Adventure, Bonding, Challenges, companions, Creatures, FANTASY, Feeding, Grooming, growth, How2Care4Summons, isekai, loyalty, Magic, Minecraft, Protection, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, summons, SummonSMP, Supernatural, taking care, teamwork, Training

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into your very own isekai anime adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of summoning your own creatures to do your bidding. Need some wood chopped? Just summon a giant tree monster! Want to explore a cave but too scared to go alone? Summon a pack of fearless wolves to accompany you! The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, not all summons are friendly. Beware of the mischievous slime that loves to prank unsuspecting players, or the fire-breathing dragon that might accidentally burn down your entire house. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us on our crazy isekai Minecraft SMP and show us how you’ll take care of your summons in this wacky world!

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DadCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, blended families, child support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, custody issues, DadCraft, emotional expression, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, father daughter relationship, genetic predisposition, mental health, mental health stigma, mental illness, Minecraft, nature vs nurture, parental relationships, Server, stepmother, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all kinds of madness, just like this OP’s family situation.

Imagine a world where your stepmother is actually a secret alien trying to take over the world through Minecraft. Your father is a wizard who can’t see past his wife’s evil plans, and your long-lost mother is actually a Minecraft character who’s been trying to reach out to you through the game all along.

Join us and let your inner turmoil out in the form of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server as wild as this one? Don’t let your family drama hold you back, join us now and let the chaos begin!

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NoSleep4FamCoziness

NoSleep4FamCoziness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of sharing a room with your siblings! Join us and escape the real world where parents make you sleep on the couch while your siblings get their own rooms.

On our server, you can build your dream house with as many bedrooms as you want, no need to worry about sharing with anyone else. And if your parents try to make you sleep on the couch, just build a luxurious sofa bed in your room instead!

We promise you’ll never have to deal with unfair room arrangements or ungrateful siblings on our server. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets the privacy and space they deserve!

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OverratedTVshowMC SMP

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Are you tired of watching the same old overrated TV-shows? Join our Minecraft SMP where the drama is real and the mobs are scarier than any reality TV star! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping fire mixtapes. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the lost remote controls from the most overrated TV-shows. Join us and help us uncover the truth behind the conspiracy of bad television! #MinecraftSMPMadness

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MineAddictz

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Are you tired of constantly getting kicked out of other Minecraft servers for “accidentally” blowing up everyone’s creations with TNT? Well, look no further because our server actually encourages that kind of behavior! In fact, we have a special TNT-only zone where you can let loose and wreak havoc to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a gang of evil chickens wearing diamond armor. Rumor has it that whoever defeats them will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets a pet dragon that will follow them around and breathe fire on their enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

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What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

Welcome to Vortex SMP, where the only thing square is our pigs!

FAQ

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

Can I join if I’m not a teenager?

Are there any rules I should be aware of?

Can I start my own faction on the server?

How many chunks can each faction claim?

Are there any restrictions on changing my origin species?

What kind of player-run shops are available on the server?

Is there a currency system on the server?

Shitcraft Server – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

SummonSMP: Minecraft SMP – “How2Care4Summons”

DadCraft Minecraft Server

NoSleep4FamCoziness

MineAddictz