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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3147 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 4824 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was just mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken rode in on a pig and started throwing cake at everyone. It was insane!
But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret treasure hunt where you have to follow a trail of rainbow sheep to find a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. And if you find it, you get to ride a flying unicorn around the server for a whole day!
Plus, the admins are like super chill and always hosting events like llama races and chicken jousting tournaments. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nose. It’s lit, fam.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper). Let’s get crafting, y’all!
