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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 8081 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!
