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Worst Excuses

  • ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

    ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”
    Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

    Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

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  • CheaterCraft: Lame Excuses Edition

    CheaterCraft: Lame Excuses Edition
    Are you tired of getting banned for using x-ray on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we ENCOURAGE cheating! That’s right, we believe in giving everyone a fair chance to find diamonds and build epic bases without those pesky rules holding you back.

    Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from too many TNT explosions). Who needs a legit excuse for cheating when you can just blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a secret government conspiracy to control Minecraft players?

    So come on down to our server and let your cheating flag fly high! Just remember, if you get caught, you better come up with a better excuse than “my cat walked across my keyboard.”

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