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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Votes:	709
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

CheaterCraft: Lame Excuses Edition

BETRAYAL, CheaterCraft, Cheating, cheating excuses, cheating in marriage, cheating in relationships, cheating justifications, cheating partners, cheating rationalizations, cheating stories, Deception, dishonesty, Edition, Excuses, excuses for infidelity, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Lame, Lies, relationships, Trust, unfaithfulness, worst excuses

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of getting banned for using x-ray on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we ENCOURAGE cheating! That’s right, we believe in giving everyone a fair chance to find diamonds and build epic bases without those pesky rules holding you back.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from too many TNT explosions). Who needs a legit excuse for cheating when you can just blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a secret government conspiracy to control Minecraft players?

So come on down to our server and let your cheating flag fly high! Just remember, if you get caught, you better come up with a better excuse than “my cat walked across my keyboard.”

HamasAlertGals

ALARM, Bravery, Conflict, Defense, female soldiers, Gaza Strip, Hamas threat, HamasAlertGals, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intelligence, military service, military training, national security, RETURN, SECURITY, Terrorism, Warning, women in combat

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where female soldiers fight off evil hamas threats in a virtual world! they raised the alarm before october 7 and now they’re back in israel, ready to take on any challenge! build your own army, defend your base, and conquer the enemy with your mad skills! join now for a wild ride full of action, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos! who knew minecraft could be so intense? let’s goooooo!

CraftyChemoCombo – 30 characters

BRAF-mutated, cetuximab, Characters, chemotherapy, clinical trial, CraftyChemoCombo, dual-targeted therapies, encorafenib, metastatic colorectal cancer, mFOLFOX6, Orr, overall response rate, SOC treatment, standard of care

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	142	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest, most lit server around!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so wild, you’ll be battling mutant Ender Dragons and riding llamas into battle.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret potion that turns you into a block of cheese, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a disco party at the Nether portal every Saturday night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Misty’s Server

2024.., Advancements, Blaze and Caves Datapack, created, custom addon, December 12, Discord, exploding lava bowls, fabric mod, Honor system, market economy, Mini Games, MISTYS, pale garden, Redstone, Reset, Server, smp, structure mods, Technical, Terralith

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Welcome to Misty’s Server (Name Pending)
Cheating is expressly forbidden, and any who consider doing so will be banned permanently.
We simply wish to play Minecraft with like-minded people.

Server Features:

Custom addon mod for Farmer’s Delight

Terralith for world generation

Couple of compatible structure mods

Pale Garden backported to 1.21.1

Blaze and Caves datapack with 1000+ new advancements

Bluemap for viewing world map in browser

Server Details:

Java only, using fabric

Discord: Join Our Discord

Bluemap: View Our Bluemap

Base Modpack: Download Modpack

Additional Information:

Players enjoy building bases, redstone creations, mini-games, and more
World resets only with unanimous agreement
Server created on December 12, 2024
Market economy based on honor system

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I cheat on the server?

Cheating is not allowed on the server and will result in a permanent ban.

2. How can I join the server’s Discord?

You can join our Discord by following the link provided above or visiting our Discord server page.

3. Is the server Java only?

Yes, the server is Java only and uses the Fabric modloader.

4. What mods and datapacks are used on the server?

We have a custom addon mod for Farmer’s Delight, Terralith for world generation, structure mods, Pale Garden, Blaze and Caves datapack with new advancements, and Bluemap for viewing the world map.

5. Can I download the base modpack for the server?

Yes, you can download the base modpack by visiting the provided link above.

6. When was the server created?

The server was created on December 12, 2024.

7. How does the server economy work?

Our server offers a market economy typically based on the honor system, where players trade resources and items with each other.

Epic Craft Adventures 1.20.1

1.20.1, 94385323, Adventures, Analytics, Audience, CONTENT, Craft, data, Digital Marketing, ENGAGEMENT, Epic, HASHTAG, Insights, long tail tags, Measurement, Numbers, ONLINE, Optimization, Performance, Seo, social media, strategy, tags, trends

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	4758
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Endless Night Skies:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realzies, it’s lit AF.

We got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out their butts, like who wouldn’t wanna see that?

And the creepers here are actually friendly, they give you hugs instead of blowing you up, it’s like a weird alternate universe, man.

Plus, the diamonds here are so big, they make your mom’s engagement ring look like a piece of gravel.

Come join us and experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever see, it’s like a fever dream but in block form.

GrannyGamer Minecraft Server

abandonment, ABUSIVE, Cheating, children, Cozy, Enabling, Fake, Family Events, Father, forgiveness, Grandma, grandmother, GrannyGamer, HATER, Minecraft, mistress, old age, reconciliation, Rude, second wife, Server, step-grandma

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	276	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as the creeper explosions! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the tangled web of relationships and betrayal, just like the tangled vines in the jungle biome.

Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good soap opera storyline, complete with step-grandmas, cheating scandals, and family feuds. Will you choose to forgive and forget like some players, or will you hold onto that grudge tighter than a diamond sword?

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer ridiculousness of it all. Who needs a boring old survival world when you can have a front-row seat to the most entertaining family saga in Minecraft history? Join now and let the madness begin!

DiscriminatingDad420

acceptance, amusement, Communication, costume, cultural sensitivity, DiscriminatingDad420, discrimination, father-son relationship, furry community, Hot Topic, humor, judgement, LGBTQ, mall outing, parenting, perspective, pride parade, Respect, social norms, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a person dressed as a fox in a mall? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as diverse as a pride parade (but with way more blocky fun). Plus, we promise not to judge you for your kinks, whether it’s dressing up as an animal or just really loving those square-shaped pigs.

So come on, join us and let your inner Minecraft beast roam free. Who knows, you might even find yourself face-to-face with a real-life fox player in the game. It’s a Minecraft miracle!

Peatland Microbe Madness

adaptation, amazon rainforest, Amazonian peatlands, Biodiversity, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, climate science, discovery, ecosystem, Environmental Science, greenhouse gases, long term storage, madness, Microbe, Microbes, microbial ecology, microbiology, Peatland, research, scientists, unknown family

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5201
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Dragons Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have discovered a secret family of microbes in the amazonian peatlands! these crazy microbes can either help save the planet by storing carbon for long-term or release it into the atmosphere as greenhouse gases!

imagine building your own virtual world while these tiny creatures work their magic in the background. who knows what kind of crazy climate change shenanigans they’ll get up to next! join us now for a wild ride of discovery and chaos!

Moonbat

Creative, Griefing, Ip:, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Version

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Secret Passages Found:	5

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Server Features	– Creative server– No-griefing survival SMP– Griefing allowed SMP– Regular server updates and maintenance– Player events with survival rewards
IP Address	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, there is a specific SMP map where griefing is allowed.
Will the SMP maps reset?	No, both SMP maps are permanent and won’t reset.
Are there regular server updates?	Yes, the server is actively updated and maintained.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, occasional player events are run with survival rewards.
What minigames are available on the server?	Spleef is one of the minigames recently added to the server.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21

Assertiveness, Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, gender dynamics, human Resources, Inappropriate Behavior, mystic, office dynamics, PIXEL, Professionalism, Realm, Respect, Self Respect, sensitivity training, sexual harassment, social interactions, uncomfortable situations, verbal cues, workplace culture, workplace harassment

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about your coworker’s tits distracting you!

Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends.

Plus, our server has custom plugins and mini-games that will blow your mind (in a good way, not like your coworker’s boobs).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and leave those distracting comments behind!

MedCheckMadness

co parenting, Communication, court appointed, dosage, double check, family dynamics, Fatherhood, go-between, liver enzymes, MedCheckMadness, medication error, medication label, Miscommunication., Motherhood, parenting, pharmacy error, pharmacy instructions, reminder, verbal instructions, written instructions

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Crops Grown:	3953	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as accidentally double dosing on medication? Look no further! Join our server for a dose of chaos and confusion that will make you question your sanity (in a fun way, of course).

Just like the dad who didn’t follow instructions and accidentally overdosed his daughter, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs 40mg when you can have 80mg of pure Minecraft madness?

And if you ever need a reminder to double-check your actions, our court-appointed go-between will be there to keep you in line (just like the mom in this story). Don’t worry, she won’t swear at you like in real life, but she’ll definitely make sure you’re following the rules.

So come join us on our server, where the only prescription you need is a healthy dose of laughter and adventure. Who knew a pharmacy mishap could lead to such a hilarious Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!