worst ex Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ExDisaster Minecraft SMP

bad breakup, BETRAYAL, Breakup, cheating ex, Closure, Emotional rollercoaster, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex story, ExDisaster, exes be crazy, exes from hell, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship drama, smp, starting over, toxic relationship, worst ex

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Votes:	2602
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of dealing with toxic exes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where all your exes are turned into harmless chickens that you can laugh at and throw eggs at all day long. It’s the ultimate revenge without any of the drama! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build a giant statue of your ex out of diamond blocks and then blow it up with TNT? Trust us, it’s therapeutic. So come join us and let’s make some exes regret ever messing with us in the first place!

Neon Green Minecraft SMP

Frustration, gardening, green leaves, Green.., greenery, houseplants, indoor plants, leaf discoloration, Minecraft, neo, Neon, plant advice, Plant care, plant care tips, plant diagnosis, plant health, plant help, plant issues, plant maintenance, plant problems, plant support, smp, Troubleshooting

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Potions Brewed:	163	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

PupCraftPlaydate

Babysitting, compromise, Date night, dog behavior, dog fear, Dog lover, dog-friendly, dog-friendly house, family, family drama, family time, free babysitting, golden retriever, pet accommodations, pet guilt, pet owner, pet parent, pet-friendly, PupCraftPlaydate, sibling rivalry, well-behaved dog

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Farms Harvested:	111	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds

activities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Daily Life, forgetful, forgetful behavior, forgetfulness, Frequency, list, Memory, memory exercise, memory improvement, memory lapse, Memory Loss, memory retention, memory test, mindfulness, past week, PIXEL, playgrounds, recall, Reflection, Routine

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.

like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftHaven | Paused

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Forge, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	242
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

mc.crafthaven.net

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Comic Sans Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Boss, Character development, chosen ones, Comic, comics, FANTASY, fantasy world, God Emperor, hate, incel media, interesting premise, Manga, mc, Minecraft, Naruto, power creeps, ruins, sans, Server, Supernatural, webcomic

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the god-emperor of the chosen ones! Just like in those crazy anime shows, you’ll go from zero to hero in just 11 chapters. And forget about power creeps ruining the fun, here they only make things more epic! So come join us and experience the wildest fantasy world you’ve ever seen, where anything is possible and insanity reigns supreme. Who needs Naruto when you can be the ultimate boss in our Minecraft universe?

Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

Akane hate, Akane Tendo, Anime, Big Trouble in Nekonron China, Blunt object, Bokken, FANFICS, Fanon, Fists, hammer, Happosai, Into the Darkness, Kodachi, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Ranma, Ranma 1/2, Ranma Saotome, Ryōga’s Miracle Cure, Samurai weaponry, shinai, smp, Soun Tendo, Team Ranma vs. The Legendary Phoenix

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Towns Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Akane Tendō’s hammer swings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!

RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP

Crush, DATING, dealbreakers, Minecraft, red flag, red flags in a crush, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in dating, red flags in dating someone, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, red flags to avoid, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagUncrushed, relationship, smp, uncrush, warning signs

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Potions Brewed:	37	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?

JavaJittersCraft

addiction, Alternatives, Caffeine, coffee, decaf, Decision making, ENERGY, Habit, health, Herbal, JavaJittersCraft, Lifestyle, mindfulness, morning routine, productivity, Relaxation, restraint, self-control, tea, temptation, Water

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of drinking boring old coffee and not having any fun? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special coffee shop where you can drink coffee made from rare and exotic beans found only in the virtual world! But be careful, one sip of this coffee and you’ll be bouncing off the walls with energy to mine and build all day long!

Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it flies through the sky, dropping diamonds and gold wherever it goes. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flying chicken to do all the work for you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

So what’s stopping you from drinking coffee right now? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

TverTNTBoomCraft

aerial attack, arms depot, damaged, defense infrastructure, defense system, explosive damage, international conflict, military defense, military facility, military operation, military retaliation, military technology, Nuclear Explosion, russia, security breach, strategic target, Surveillance Footage, Tver Oblast, TverTNTBoomCraft, Ukrainian drones, war zone

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

join our epic minecraft server, where we build bases tougher than a russian arms depot! our creations can withstand nuclear explosions, just like that depot in tver oblast! but watch out for ukrainian drones, they might come and wreck your base if you’re not careful! so come join us and show off your building skills in the ultimate test of survival! who needs russia when you have our minecraft server?!