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CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier
Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!
But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!
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SurfaceLaptop5MCServer
Are you tired of waiting for your Surface Laptop 5 to arrive? Well, why not join our Minecraft server instead! For just $1122 (which is totally not a rip-off, we promise), you can escape your poorfag shithole and enter a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.On our server, you can build a mansion made entirely out of diamonds, ride pigs into battle against evil mobs, and even participate in our annual “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the winner gets a free pet dragon (Disclaimer: dragons may or may not actually exist in Minecraft).
So forget about your questionable purchase decisions and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Who needs a Surface Laptop 5 when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities?
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TripTrolls Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild trip story! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like when Lisa invited herself on that trip and then blocked everyone for no reason.
Join us for a trip down memory lane as we navigate through friendships, drama, and unexpected block placements. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to block someone just like Lisa did!
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of uncertainty and chaos in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of popcorn, because you won’t want to miss a single moment on this crazy ride!
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CakeAtMidnight80
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, secret emails, and wedding cancellations.Witness the epic saga of a bridezilla who wanted a $7000 flower package, a dad who spilled the beans about wedding finances, and a brother caught in the middle of it all. Will love conquer all, or will the wedding be called off for good?
But don’t worry, amidst all the chaos, there’s still time for Grandma’s birthday bash! Join us as we navigate through family drama, broken hearts, and ultimately, finding the true meaning of love and support.
So why wait? Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions and unforgettable moments! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest?
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CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest Reddit post you’ve ever seen! Join us for a crazy ride filled with insane builds, wacky adventures, and a community that is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves. Trust us, you won’t find a more disturbingly awesome server anywhere else! So come on and join us, if you dare… ππ₯π€ͺ -
BlockyAddictz
Are you addicted to building epic castles that defy the laws of physics? Do you find yourself spending hours mining for diamonds just to flex on your friends? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!Join our server and indulge in your addiction to pixelated perfection. Our community of players is so dedicated to their craft that they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get us started on the time someone created a functioning roller coaster that could launch you into the stratosphere.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and feed your addiction to all things blocky and beautiful!
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MineCraftManiaJPKH
so like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly Japan and Cambodia show up like “yo, we’re here to help remove landmines from Ukraine!”like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna be part of this wild adventure and help save the day, then you gotta join our server. we’ve got landmines to defuse, countries to unite, and diamonds to mine.
plus, rumor has it that if you help out, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a unicorn and battle a dragon. like, how epic is that?! so come join us and be a hero in the craziest Minecraft server ever.
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π LOLLIPOPMC π ADMINISTRATION IN AN HOUR OF GAME π HOORAY π Minecraft server
A high-quality CIS server with many custom modes and mini-games, a bunch of custom features, a unique resource pack, full of hand-drawn menus, icons and models, awesome cosmetics, kind and responsive admins, and an extremely cozy atmosphere!The modes that we have available at the moment are:⬀ Vanillium Survival A regular survival, but with the addition of many unique mechanics created by us. For example, a unique settlement system that allows you to infinitely expand your possessions, provide players with access to specific areas in it and much, much more; a bazaar and auction system that greatly increases the possibilities of trade between players, many pleasant and convenient improvements and unique opportunities and much more!⬀ CandyLands RolePlay mode, where everyone can become whoever they want, inside a unique system built by players! Without any privates, plugins and everything else. Only real Minecraft and the best community for the game!⬀ Team Anarchy Choose one of the sides in the conflict or stay on the sidelines, working as a mercenary! Explore a unique generation full of beauty and hidden dangers, earn soul shards for killing players, develop your settlement, protect the main base, become a warlord and lead the team to victory! Detailed description of mini-games:⬀ SkyWars (PvP version 1.9)A mini-game that has already become a legend! Here, among the clouds, players fight for the main prize, using an arsenal of chests and honing their PVP skills. Your task is to become the last survivor in this heavenly arena! This mini-game contains such sub-modes as: β Standard – classic SkyWars, where you need to collect all the necessary resources as quickly as possible and defeat the rest of the players. β Arcade – a mode with a large number of random events, such as “Rain of Arrows”, “Mob Spawn”, “Hunger”, etc. There are also archaeological items with which you can get the rarest loot. To get such loot, you need to dig up any block with an archaeological item and then break this block. Redstone ore drops potions, while netherite drops netherite armor and weapons. You can choose a skill before the game starts, while you are in the capsule. β MassBrawl – the same mechanics as the “Standard” mode, but each team has 20 players.⬀ BedWars (PvP version 1.9)We are sure that all of you have played this mini-mode, so we will not describe its basics, but we can describe the features of our BedWars:β A huge number of unique and beautiful cards, the list of which is constantly updated. β Convenient system of restarting the game. You do not need to re-enter anywhere, the game itself will create for you a session that is as similar as possible to the one you were in before the restart. β A large list of useful things with which you can win the most hopeless game, and this is available to all players! The main thing that is required of you is to learn how to use them and win!⬀ PracticeGames Lots of competitive mini-games where you can compete with both your friends and other players in various challenges and conditions! β FreeForAll – A mini-game in which crowds of players collide in a mad meat grinder, with the goal of getting as many frags as possible and taking the TOP-1 in a certain time! β Duels – A mini-game that allows you to resolve any disagreements in a fair duel! You can vote for the items that both players will have at the beginning of the game. If players vote for different items, the choice will be random. β Knockback – A mini-game in which players must knock all members of the enemy team off the arena using a push stick and a bow. β CrossBowMan – A mini-game in which players need to shoot at mobs, gaining points. With each round, there are fewer players, and the weapons are improved. Different amounts of points are awarded for hitting different mobs.⬀ BuildingGames A variety of building mini-games and their variations, where you can compete in building skills with both your friends and other players. β BiuldBattle – Simple – You need to build something on the announced theme in a certain time. The better you cope with the task, the more chances you have to win! β BiuldBattle – Advanced – The same as the standard BuildBattle, but the theme is supplemented 3 times during the game. β SpeedBuilders – You need to build an exact copy of the building that you will be shown at the beginning of the round. In each round, the player with a lower percentage of coincidence than the others is eliminated.⬀ BridgeBoom A mini-game where you need to destroy the enemy team’s core and destroy your opponents to win. The enemy core can only be destroyed by a player with the “team bomb” role. You can tell who has this role by the inscription above the ally’s head.lnevalaskal.lollipopmc.net