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  • Bonus Block Bungle

    Bonus Block Bungle

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome, brave blocky adventurers, to the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ve ever dreamed of! We can guarantee that your last job’s “bonus” of an extra hour of unpaid overtime—what a thrill!—will pale in comparison to the wacky rewards awaiting you here!

      • Free Pizza Block: Join us, and you might just bite into a slice of the legendary Pizza Block, rumored to be crafted by a family of secretive Italian creepers. One unsuspecting player took a bite and was soon master of all things culinary. Now they throw pizza parties regularly for a pack of howling wolves!

      • Ye Olde Job Bonus: Ever been gifted a mug with your boss’s face on it? Dive into our mysterious portal and you could end up with the “Ye Olde Job Bonus”—an enchanted coffee mug that whispers terrible puns every time you sip. Last week, Dave got one and he’s never stopped groaning since.

      • Curse of the Dwindling Donkey: Join our quest and you could find yourself gifted with the Curse of the Dwindling Donkey—a peculiar spell that makes your trusty steed slowly shrink until it becomes a floating baby donkey. Don’t worry, it still comes with all the perks of riding—like an audience of bewildered villagers!

      • Mystical Melons of Mayhem: Our server is bursting with Whimsaberry trees that grow outlandishly potent melons. One brave soul took a bite and spontaneously broke into a ballad about their ex’s bad haircut, causing quite the ruckus among the neighboring biomes. Join now and sing your heart out!

      • Epic Monster Complaints: Got a grievance with that pesky Enderman who keeps stealing your dinner? Here, we host a daily Monster Complaints session where you can air your frustrations. Last week, a ghast sobbed uncontrollably after realizing it hasn’t had a good hug in centuries. Therapists are on standby!

      • The Infinite Pufferfish: Bring your fishing pole, because the legendary Infinite Pufferfish awaits! It’s said to have the magical power of inflation—you catch it and suddenly everything you sell turns into diamonds! But beware; some say it also plays 80’s rock ballads in your ear at all times.

      • The From-Great-To-Blank Job Saga: In this server, players have started legendary quests to recreate the horror stories of their jobs! Last week, we had a player craft a monument to their old job’s broken coffee machine that led to a scream-a-thon. They now run an entire “Lost Opportunities” tour throughout the server!

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the stale cubicles and dried-up perks of your mundane life and join the most riotous Minecraft server in the multiverse! Adventure, chaos, and melons await! Your new life awaits… but remember, don’t take your espresso too seriously; it might try to escape! 🍕💎✨

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Fruitmp Oasis Vibe

    Fruitmp Oasis Vibe

    New Minecraft Servers

    Fruitmp

    Description:

    The FruitSMP community is super nice and our staff are always here for you no matter what. We also support Bedrock Edition, so everyone can play together.

    FruitSMP is a chill place for you and your pals to have a good time and chill.

    FruitSMP.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Ultimate Civilization Experience – WorldBuilders [SMP] – Shape History, Build Empires, Create Legends

    The Ultimate Civilization Experience – WorldBuilders [SMP] – Shape History, Build Empires, Create Legends

    New Minecraft Servers

    WorldBuilders Minecraft Server

    Key Features Create or join a civilization, Run a business, Farmers & miners economy, Wage wars or broker peace, Discover hidden lore & ancient ruins, Players create lore, Paradise for content creators
    Gameplay Mechanics Civilization-building, Economy management, Diplomacy, Lore exploration, Player-driven storytelling
    Community Aspects Player-driven history, Collaborative world-building, Active Discord community
    Discord Join the Discord Server
    Server IP srv639804.hstgr.cloud:25567 – Version 1.21.1

    FAQ

    How do I join a civilization?

    To join a civilization, interact with existing players in-game or on Discord to find one that aligns with your playstyle and goals.

    Can I start my own business?

    Absolutely! Set up shops, control trade routes, and become a successful entrepreneur in the world of WorldBuilders.

    Are wars a common occurrence on the server?

    Wars can happen, but diplomacy and peace negotiations are also encouraged to maintain a balanced and engaging gameplay experience.

    How can I contribute to the lore of the world?

    Your actions in-game, interactions with other players, and creative storytelling can all contribute to shaping the lore and history of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BananaCraft SMP – Proximity Voice Chat & Hermitcraft Style 🍌

    BananaCraft SMP – Proximity Voice Chat & Hermitcraft Style 🍌

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎮 Minecraft Server Overview 🎮

    Key Features
    Running Minecraft 1.21.4 with quality-of-life addons
    Organic diamond-based economy
    Active, mature community
    Proximity Voice Chat
    Reset confirmed for 1.22
    Gameplay Mechanics
    Player heads for decorating
    Armor stand editor for creative displays
    Invisible item frames for clean builds
    Community Aspects
    Regular community events and minigames
    Helpful, welcoming players
    Drama-free environment
    Voice chat hangouts

    FAQ

    Q: Can I join the server without being whitelisted?

    A: No, the server is whitelisted to maintain a positive community atmosphere.

    Q: When is the server reset planned for version 1.22?

    A: The reset is confirmed for the release of Minecraft version 1.22.

    Q: How can I connect to the server?

    A: Connect with Plooop on Discord or join using the server IP: discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SourceSurvival – Epic Adventures

    SourceSurvival – Epic Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    SourceSurvival

    Welcome to SourceSurvival, the best survival server for Minecraft!

    Here you can have lots of fun and excitement. SourceSurvival is not like other survival servers. It has cool stuff to make your game better.

    You can find new places, mine cool stuff, make new gear, fight new creatures, and uncover secrets. Whether you like building, exploring, or fighting, there’s always something to do.

    Come join us now and have a blast in survival mode!

    play.sourcesurvival.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP