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CraftyDisasterDate

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Potions Brewed:	114	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Are you tired of terrible dates in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic date of your life! Picture this: you and your date riding off into the sunset on a majestic unicorn, battling dragons together, and building a castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs a boring dinner and a movie when you can have a date that will go down in Minecraft history? Join now for the chance to find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet creeper to keep you company. Don’t miss out on the date of a lifetime – join our server today!

CraftyCreeperDateDisaster

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
New Chunks Explored:	545541	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Have you ever been on a date where your partner turned out to be a creeper in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your house! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine diamonds together and build a love shack that would make even Romeo and Juliet jealous. Who needs a romantic dinner when you can have a virtual picnic in the lush forests of our server? So ditch the bad dates and come find your true love in the world of blocks and pixels. Love is just a /tp away!

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Cross-Play, Economy, MMORPG RPG Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Crafting Exploration Quests Building PVP Survival Fantasy Economy Skills Customization Open world Community Mods Server Online gaming, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Survival server with Towny, Pets, In-game Ranks, Professions, Shop and much more. You will be able to rank up by earning money within the game (there are no VIPs). You will be able to have your own pets to ride that will help you defend yourself against hostile mobs. You will also be able to specialize in certain professions and create your own town.

Tango.minehost.pro

FIRST CIS SERVER WITH EARNINGS Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Battles, Bedwars, Castlewars, Clans, Competition, creativity, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Grief mode, Hardcore, imagination, island upgrades, Large Online, Mini Games, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, teamwork, Vanilla, wealth, Weddings

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	6086
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

We have:

1)? Anarchy with an auction: Unleash your creative imagination, because with us you can build everything you dreamed of or destroy other people’s dreams. Use the auction to buy the necessary items or sell unnecessary ones to become the richest!

? Quests and PvP system: You will find many tasks that will allow you to feel the spirit of adventure. Hunt monsters, fish and much more! And if you are strong on an ace, then our PvP system guarantees an unforgettable immersion in battles, just like at ChTZ.

? Clans: Team up with your friends and create the most powerful clan on the server. Use your teamwork skills to become local authorities!

2) ? Skyblock with a quest system and island upgrades: Rise to the skies and create your own island in the clouds! Dive into amazing quests, discover new opportunities and build the most trumps heavenly kingdom.

3)? Grief Mode: We offer you to plunge into unbridled lawlessness and absolute freedom of action. Here you can grief other tramps, and enjoy it!

4) ? Mini-games: Our server also offers exciting mini-games such as Bedwars, Skywars and Castlewars. Take up the challenge and compete with other players!

Experience unforgettable emotions, explore unique opportunities and become a local boss on our powerful Minecraft server! Join us today and plunge into incredible adventures!

pixel.cybermine.pro

DysonSphereServer: Where even the creepers can’t resist the power of clean energy!

#addons, accessible, adventurers, airships, Biomes, building materials, casual gamers, clean, Clockwork, Community, Create, CREEPERS, decor, DysonSphereServer, ENERGY, eureka ships, gameplay, GregTech, Immersive, Magic, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Performance, power, Resist, Space Addon, SphereMC, tech enthusiasts, Valkyrien Skies

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	4163
Chimeras Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

The Dyson Sphere Minecraft Server

Server Information
Version: Minecraft 1.20.1
Modpack: The Dyson Sphere
Difficulty: Mild
RAM Recommendation: 6GB minimum

Join our server!

We offer a fantastic community and engaging modded experience using our very own blend of mods. Simple and quick! Updated modpack ⭐

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

Introducing The Dyson Sphere modpack. It’s only a simulation. This pack is built on Minecraft 1.20.1 and is inspired by the legendary ‘All the Mods 9’, but trimmed to maximize gameplay and performance. The Dyson Sphere offers an immersive world filled with modded biomes, magic, and technology including Create and its addons, as well as Clockwork: Create x Valkyrien Skies.

Our focus with Dyson Sphere is to craft a modded experience that is accessible yet engaging, making it ideal for a wide range of players.

Join Us!

We’re looking for more members to join our server! Ready to be part of our community? Make a quick ticket on Discord: https://discord.gg/spheremc

OtokojukuCraft Minecraft Server

80s anime, action anime, Anime, anime adaptation, anime industry, anime nostalgia, anime production, anime recommendation, classic anime, comedy anime, cult classic anime, current year, long-running anime, Manga adaptation, martial arts anime, Minecraft, OtokojukuCraft, retro anime, Sakigake!! Otokojuku, school anime, Server, shonen jump, tough guys anime

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	9606	Astral Projections Made:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the anime Sakigake!! Otokojuku on steroids!

Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as the characters in the anime. Want to build a giant robot to fight off hordes of zombies? Go for it! Feel like starting a rebellion against the oppressive admin team? We dare you!

But be warned, once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of madness and mayhem where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

CreepCraft SMP: /thread

booty call, Chad, creep, CreepCraft, creepmaxxing, cropped tank top, daisy dukes, flip flops, glimpses, horny, nofap, pajeetcels, Schedule, sexy feet, sexy legs, smp, Soles, STARING, Stories, Thread, Tips, Women

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Farms Harvested:	378
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Animals Bred:	48	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to share your creepmaxxing tips and stories with other players! Imagine building a virtual world where you can creep on pixelated women in daisy dukes and cropped tank tops, all while perfecting your nofap skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of some sexy virtual soles in flip flops. Just remember, if a girl catches you staring, it’s probably because she got a booty call from Chad and had to change her schedule. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some outrageous adventures in our Minecraft world!

ToddlerTurf Minecraft Server

accommodations, camper, covid, extended family, family vacation, Forest, grand canyon, Introvert, lake house, last minute trip, Minecraft, neighbors, Niece, privacy, Resentment, room, Server, Siblings, sleeping arrangements, small talk, Toddler, ToddlerTurf, Vegas

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	18024	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4502
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep in a neighbor’s camper (unless you want to, of course).

Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build your dream lake house without worrying about toddler bed-stealers. Our server is perfect for introverts who just want to escape from it all and avoid awkward small talk with the neighbors.

And if things get too crazy with your family, just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster. Who needs a family vacation when you can have a virtual adventure in Vegas and the Grand Canyon instead?

So ditch the family trip and join our server for a vacation you’ll never forget (and won’t have to share a room with a toddler)!

NoRoomForGmaLOL

Argument, Birth, cleaning, Cooking, culture, DÍL, disrespecting culture, family, Favor, Hotel, household chores, live-in maid, LOGISTICS, NoRoomForGmaLOL, PTO, refusing to help, rejecting family, shopping, Son, Visit, weekend

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a server where you can escape real-life drama like this? Join our Minecraft server and leave the family feuds behind! We promise no one will ask you to be a live-in maid or make you stay in a hotel while you play. Plus, we have a special “Respect Your Culture” mini-game where you can show off your cultural traditions without any judgment. Don’t be a dick like the OP in this story, join our server and let the fun begin!

Last Night’s Binge Minecraft Server

Actors, Actresses, Binge, binge watching, Characters, Cliffhanger, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, episode, Favorite, Last Night, Minecraft, NIGHTS, Plot, reality tv, series, Server, Show, Storyline, streaming, television, Television series, watch

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Star Shards Collected:	295	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Last night I binge-watched a show about a group of llamas who were secretly Minecraft pros and went on epic adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. It was wild, let me tell you! And now I can’t stop thinking about joining this Minecraft server where llamas rule and diamonds rain from the sky. Seriously, if you want to experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a llama wearing a diamond helmet and riding a flying pig!

Crafty30s vs. 20sGriefers

20s, 20sGriefers, 30s, age difference, aging, career advancement, comparison, Crafty30s, Development, experiences, learning, Life Changes, Lifestyle, Maturity, personal growth, perspective shift, Priorities, Reflection, relationships, responsibilities, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, join our server and experience the ultimate time warp where your 30s are crazier than your 20s!

In our server, you’ll find yourself battling mobs while juggling a mortgage and a midlife crisis. Build your dream house while dealing with virtual midlife crises like buying a sports car or getting a questionable tattoo.

Join now and see how your 30s in Minecraft are a whole new level of chaos and hilarity! Who knew adulting could be this fun in a blocky world?

PizzaGreaseCraft

Accidents, Activity, bowling alleys, cleaning, cleanliness, Entertainment, Food, Fun, Game, greasy, hygiene, lanes, maintenance, Oil, pizza grease, PizzaGreaseCraft, Recreation, Slippery, spills, sports

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

hey u, ya u, do u like pizza? do u like oil? well then boy do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can slide around on oil-covered bowling alleys, slipping and sliding like a penguin on ice. but wait, there’s more! we also have pizza grease everywhere, cuz why not? join our server and experience the greasiest, slipperiest, most ridiculous fun u’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, once u start sliding around on that pizza grease, u’ll never want to leave. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the greasy madness begin!