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Royal Reign Minecraft Server

19th century, Bragança family, Brazil, Brazilian deportation, Brazilian history, Brazilian monarchy, Brazilian monarchy history, Brazilian royal family, Brazilian royalty, Brazilian rulers, Brazilian rulership, deportation, Europe, Exile, History, last king, last queen, Minecraft, Monarchy, Reign, royal, Royalty, rulers, Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1249	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Looking for a server fit for royalty? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even the last king and queen of Brazil couldn’t handle it! The Bragança family may have ruled Brazil in the 19th century, but they were so blown away by our server that they were deported to Europe just to spread the word about how awesome it is.

Join us now and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft monarch. Build your castle, rule over your subjects, and maybe even get deported to Europe yourself (just kidding, that part is optional). Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this royal legacy – join our server today!

Shorter Bleach Minecraft SMP

aizen, Anime, Bleach, Character development, filler episodes, Hollows, Hueco Mundo Arc, Ichigo kurosaki, long tail tag, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, pacing issues, Perception, shinigami, shonen jump, shorter, smp, Soul Reapers, Soul Society Arc, storytelling, Time, Tite Kubo

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	70
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of feeling like an eternity has passed while watching Bleach? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP will make time fly by faster than Ichigo can swing his sword! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more drama than a Soul Society arc. Plus, rumor has it that Aizen himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into a sneaky villain plotting world domination. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

The Taco Craft Minecraft Server

ame, assimilation, Craft, cultural appropriation, cultural heritage, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Filipino, Globalization, hajime, heritage preservation, Hispanic, Identity, immigration, Korean, Minecraft, multicultural, race relations, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Suisei, taco

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a bag of Skittles? Look no further! Our server is like a melting pot of cultures – Ame brings the spicy Hispanic flair, Suisei adds a sprinkle of Filipino fun, and Hajime brings the K-pop vibes. It’s a party in here, and nothing is sacred anymore! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next? Come on, join the chaos!

5o 0C 1475 Minecraft SMP

50C1475, Adventure, be spontaneous, create memories, embrace new experiences, enjoy life, enjoy the journey, Explore, go on an adventure, Happiness, just have fun, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, make memories, Minecraft, out there, outdoor activities, positive vibes, smp, Stay Curious, take risks, travel

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where the admins are actually a group of mischievous llamas who love to troll unsuspecting players? Trust us, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava traps and killer bunnies to find it. And good luck trying to survive the annual “Zombie Apocalypse” event, where hordes of undead mobs invade the server and chaos ensues.

But hey, it’s not all danger and mayhem here. We also have regular building competitions, treasure hunts, and even a llama race track for those who want to show off their speedy mounts.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected. Just have fun out there!

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

Crafty, creations, game creation, game design, game design software, game development, game development career, game development community, game development dreams, game development inspiration, game development motivation, game development passion, game development resources, game development skills, game development success, game development tips, game development tools, game development tutorials, game industry, indie game, making your own game, Minecraft, Server, Tools

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	294049	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to turn you into a pro in no time! Our tools are so advanced, they practically play the game for you. Join us and you’ll be building epic structures and slaying dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that joining our server will not only make you a Minecraft master, but it will also increase your chances of finding love. That’s right, you could be crafting pickaxes and crafting relationships at the same time. Who knew pixels could be so romantic?

So what are you waiting for, anon? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft millionaire. It’s time to level up, both in the game and in love!

Wedding Bells Minecraft SMP

attendance, attire, Bells, bouquet toss, cake cutting, celebration, ceremony, dancing, family, formal event, Friends, guest, love, Marriage, Memories, Minecraft, reception, RSVP, smp, social event, special occasion, Traditions, Wedding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1844	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Tired of boring weddings in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we have weddings every week! That’s right, every player gets married to a chicken in a lavish ceremony complete with diamond rings and cake made out of obsidian. Who needs real love when you can have a chicken spouse in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and rules over all the chicken subjects in the land. Will you pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King and become a knight of the coop?

And if weddings and chicken royalty aren’t enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as DJ’s, and watch out for the zombie bouncers who will kick you out if you’re not dressed in your best diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

Crafty Zion Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-Semitic propaganda, anti-semitism, conspiracy beliefs, conspiracy theories, Crafty, debunked conspiracy theories, Elders of Zion, fake news, historical hoaxes, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish conspiracy theories, Jewish control, Jewish influence, Jewish power, Jewish Rabbi Scheckelberg-Goldstein, Jewish stereotypes, Jewish world domination, Minecraft, Propaganda, Server, The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, Zion, Zionist agenda

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because we have Jewish Rabbi Scheckelberg-Goldstein himself on our server, spilling all the tea about the Protocols of the Elders of Zion! Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, secret societies, and diamond mining. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s disappearance. Don’t miss out on all the drama and chaos, join now for a server experience like no other!

> Pre Record Performance Minecraft SMP

live concert, Live Music, live performance, Minecraft, Music (Industry), Music (performance), music industry insights, music industry knowledge, music industry myths, music industry secrets, music industry secrets revealed, music industry tips, music performance anxiety, music performance tips, music production, Nervous, Performance, performance anxiety, pre, prerecord performance, prerecorded music, prerecorded vs live performance, RECORD, smp, stage fright

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1749
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughs. Our server is so wild that even the mobs are joining in on the fun! We’ve got creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies… well, they’re just being zombies, but you get the idea.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that we have prerecorded performances by famous Minecraft musicians. You’ll swear you’re at a live concert, even though you’re just sitting in front of your computer screen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

🔥😈 difficult VANILLA survival WITH GRIF 😈🔥 Minecraft server

admins, Bosses, Difficult, Economy, Enchantments, Events, FANTASY, generation, grif, Minecraft, Pets, PvP, Rewards, Server, Skills, Survival, top boards, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7738	Votes:	1728
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ores Mined:	9924	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Vanilla survival with a small addition to the game. No donation! No lags! No long wipes!

⭐Generation: Beautiful and balanced generation of the world, with a slight bias towards fantasy. Minimalistic and beautiful.

⭐PvP: in all privates, except: spawn, ender spawn, some boss arenas. Leveling up KDR, top killers, rewards, events, and much more…

⭐Enchantments: A few custom enchantments to the standard ones, which are balanced and do not spoil the game mechanics. Unique rewards, event rewards in the form of enchantments, drops of enchantments from bosses.

⭐Pets: Buy a pet, name it, upgrade it in battles, put armor on it, and get a powerful assistant on the server in PvP, PvE or events.

⭐Skills: UNIQUE leveling system. Develop a warrior, an archer, a barbarian, or whoever you want. Spend talent points only on the necessary skill abilities, make your own unique build and conquer all players with your power!

⭐Bosses: Raid Bosses that spawn in arenas scattered around the world, with their own talents and skills, rewards, phases, and more.

✌ All this, as well as: adequate admins, large privates, economy, top boards, and future updates are WAITING FOR YOU! ✌

mc.ruberium.ru

PixelPasta – Minecraft Server

artbook, booru, chapter 2, comicbin, Deltarune, extra content, fangamebin, fangamer, image collections, itch.io, legends of localization, merch, Minecraft, PixelPasta, recommendbin, Server, spoilers, Steam, tank edition, text dumps, toby fox, Undertale, writebins

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Tank Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is so epic that even the Trash Machine from the previous edition couldn’t handle it. That’s right, we’re next level!

2. We have exclusive spoilers for DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2. Who needs to play the game when you can just join our server and get all the deets?

3. Want to buy some merch? We’ve got you covered with links to all the Undertale and Deltarune goodies you could ever want. Show off your love for the games in style!

4. Need some extra content in your life? Look no further than our server, where we have text dumps, screenshots, and even a resurrected Booru. Help us tag those images, it’s a wild ride!

5. And don’t even get me started on our comic and fangame bins. You’ll never run out of entertainment on our server, that’s for sure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Tank Edition is waiting for you!