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DEVACraft

blocks, BUILD, clanship, Community, DEVACraft, dream world, Earth, Friends, Fun, games, Gaming, Guilds, LEVEL, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, private property, Server, summer vacation, Trade, version 1.20.4

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

You can play games with your friends on our server in version 1.20.4 and build a dream world out of blocks in your spare time during your summer vacation.

Some Features on the Server Trade Clanship and Guilds Level Private Property

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The Stoned Golem – Where even the mobs are chill. Come join our semi-vanilla community with a cool voice plugin! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ban From Claims, bedrock, Chill, Claims, Community, Cool, Crates, Custom Cosmetic Items, Decent Size, Donations, Events, Exploration, Golem, Graves, hard mode, java, Join, mobs, Plugin, proximity voice chat, Semivanilla, smp, Stoned, Teleporting, toggleable PVP, Unique, Updates, VOICE, Waystones

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

The Stone Golem SMP Server Overview:

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla for both Java and Bedrock
Server Age	Almost 3 years old
Server Difficulty	Hard Mode
Monetary Gain	Only through Donations

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

What features can be found on The Stone Golem SMP?

Proximity Voice Chat, Custom Cosmetic Items, Crates, Claims, Ban From Claims, Toggleable PvP, Graves, Waystones, and more.

How can I join the server?

IP: thestonedgolem.live

Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132

Are there community events on the server?

Yes, there are constant updates, server events, and community-hosted events on The Stone Golem SMP.

Is everything on the server free?

Yes, everything on the server is free, and monetary gain is through Donations only.

Can I toggle off features that alter the Vanilla experience?

Yes, any features that add to or take away from the Vanilla experience can easily be toggled off for a fully Vanilla Experience.

How can I communicate with others on the server?

Proximity Voice Chat makes it easier to meet new people and make new friends.

Are there ways to protect my builds from griefing?

Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing, and there is also the option to ban individuals from your claim.

Are there PvP options on the server?

Toggleable PvP allows players to choose whether they want PvP enabled or disabled.

For more information and updates, you can join the Discord server or visit the Dynmap.

Yui’s Fun Minecraft Server

#youtube, algorithm, Announcement Stream, asmr, asmr shorts, cute imouto, dancing, debut, Final Thread, Fun, Funny Imouto, Idol Activities, Loli, Minecraft, mocap, Performances, Roleplay, Self Intro, Server, streaming, Tennyo Yui, Virtual idol, Virtual Tenshi, Yuis

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	40047
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us for the craziest ride of your life as we explore the depths of creativity and insanity together!

Our server is run by a group of virtual tenshi idols who will guide you through the most epic quests and challenges you’ve ever faced. From ASMR sessions to dance parties, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within the depths of our server lies a secret treasure that will grant you unimaginable powers. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the ultimate ruler of our virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for the ride of a lifetime!

Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Adult, comorbidities, delegate, Diagnosis, do nothing, figure it out, HFA, Interact, maladjusted, Minecraft, neglect, Notice, parenting, parents, POVERTY, public schooling, shitty, smp, SPLIT, SUICIDE, underfunded, upbringing

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Votes:	6343
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Mom’s Stepdaughter Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday plans, blended family, Communication Issues, emotional reaction, expressing emotions, family, father figure, favoritism, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, Jealousy, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s boyfriend, parent-child dynamics, prioritizing relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, special occasions, STEPDAUGHTER

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8666	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and play in peace? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with step-siblings stealing all the attention!

Join us and avoid the green-eyed monster that is family favoritism. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and craft without feeling like second best.

Don’t let your mom’s obsession with her new daughter ruin your gaming experience. Come join us and build your own virtual family where you’re always the favorite child!

WeirdRideDenialAITA

aita, Boundaries, bus stop, coworker, coworker dynamics, Cultural differences, Etiquette, following, Late, Miscommunication., personal space, Refused, Ride, stranger danger, Training, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdRideDenialAITA, work relationships

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6550	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where your coworker, let’s call him Bo, follows you around like a lost puppy and tries to hop in your car without even asking for a ride. But wait, it gets better! You can lie to Bo about running errands just to avoid giving him a lift, only for him to show up over an hour late to training and have to do it all over again.

Join our server for a wild ride of awkward encounters and questionable coworker behavior. Who needs mobs and mining when you have drama like this unfolding right before your eyes? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, it’s a virtual rollercoaster you won’t want to get off!

WeirdlyAttractiveMinecraftSMP

Allure, APPEAL, attraction, captivation, charisma, Charm, eccentricity, Enchantment, fascination, idiosyncrasy, magnetism, odd, peculiarity, people, Quirk, Unconventional, Unique, weird, WeirdlyAttractiveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people talk about is building farms and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet, from a player who exclusively builds houses out of cake to another who only communicates in pig Latin.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a llama dressed as a pirate, or if you’re into finding love in the most unexpected places (like falling for someone who only wears pumpkin heads).

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner weirdo, then come join us and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find that special someone who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats.

BlockyMidlifeCrisis

aging, BlockyMidlifeCrisis, career changes, existential crisis, financial worries, getting older, health issues, Life Changes, Loneliness, loss of loved ones, mental health, midlife crisis, mortality, Nostalgia, physical decline, regrets, responsibilities, self reflection, societal expectations, time passing

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

What really fucks you up as you grow older? Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is like a virtual fountain of youth, but instead of getting younger, you’ll just get more addicted to building pixelated structures and battling virtual zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth…or at least a really cool virtual cape. So why waste your time getting old when you could be getting blocky on our server? Join now and never grow up again!

Putin’s Disney Sons Minecraft Server

controversy, Disney, family, Fatherhood, hidden children, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, News, parenting, Paternity, Politics, Putins, Reveals, russia, russian president, scandal, secrecy, secret sons, Server, Sons, tabloid, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

So, like, this server is sooo lit, you won’t believe it, bro. It’s like, the secret hideout of Vladimir Putin’s two sons in Russia who are lowkey obsessed with Disney. Can you imagine, bro? Like, they’re building a whole Disney World in Minecraft, but with a Russian twist.

Join this server if you wanna hang out with Putin’s secret sons and build crazy Disney-themed stuff. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself occasionally logs on to play hide and seek with the players. How insane is that, bro?

So, like, come join us and be part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin’s secret sons and become besties with them. It’s gonna be a blast, bro. #PutinDisneyMinecraftParty

MissileCraft: Back to School Boom!

aggression, Attack, Bombing, boom, civilians, Conflict, education, educational facilities, international relations, Military Action, MissileCraft, Missiles, news headline, russia, Safety, School, Students, teachers, Ukraine, Ukrainian children, violence, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of the real world like when russia be launching missiles at schools smh. on our server, u can build ur own school and make it as crazy as u want, like having lava hallways and exploding classrooms.

we also have a special event where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot fireballs at ur friends, just like in the real world when ukraine be dodging missiles.

join us now and let’s forget about all the craziness happening out there, let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a flying pig into battle.