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CraftyDisasterDate

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Towns Built:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mines Excavated:	1062
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of terrible dates in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic date of your life! Picture this: you and your date riding off into the sunset on a majestic unicorn, battling dragons together, and building a castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs a boring dinner and a movie when you can have a date that will go down in Minecraft history? Join now for the chance to find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet creeper to keep you company. Don’t miss out on the date of a lifetime – join our server today!

The Anonymous SMP Experience

ANONYMOUS, asian music, boy band, Celebrity Gossip, Entertainment, Experience, fan community, Fandom, IDOLS, K-pop group, korean pop, Kpop, Music, Music (Industry), music discussion, music enthusiasts, music fans, No. 69627765, online forum, pop culture, smp, south korea

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Divine Spears Created:	27
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

aita, ashamed, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Considerate, couples, CraftyHub, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Etiquette, husband, Marriage, public behavior, relationship issues, Respect, rude behavior, SELF AWARENESS, Shameless, social situations, Social Skills, Spouse, Understanding

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Potions Brewed:	68	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Animals Bred:	194	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

Pet ChatCraft

Animals, ChatCraft, Communication, pet, pet behavior, pet communication, pet conversations, pet desires, pet emotions, pet expressions, pet language, pet love, pet owners, pet relationships, pet speaking, pet talking, pet thoughts, pet voices, pet wishes, Pets, talking pets

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Love Letters Sent:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

CraftyUkrainians

alleged shooting, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, Investigating, investigation, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dimension Hops:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Void Gems Collected:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Animals Bred:	176	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Woof Talkers United

animal communication, dog behavior, dog communication, dog training, dog vocal communication, dog vocal processing, dog vocalizations, human-dog communication, pet behavior, pet language, pet psychology, pet speech, pet tempo, pet vocal processing, pet vocal tempo, pet vocalizations, pet voices, pet voices practicality, speech rate, Talkers, United, vocalizations, woof

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

86548261, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, pixels, previous, Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

Accusers, Anon, ASK, ass, CONSIDER, creeper, damn, Demand, keep out of prison, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, MOTHERFUCKERS, Pay, pay off, Prison, protect legacy, recurring, reoccurring, smp, STOP, stupid, Tax

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3696	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2516
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

BlockyHeirloom

BlockyHeirloom, family betrayal, family bond, family communication, family conflict, family decision, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family home, family house, family inheritance, family legacy, family loyalty, family ownership, family relationships, family responsibility, family ties, family trust, family unity, old house

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

air travel, Airline, Airline (Industry), airline name, airline reputation, Airplane, Aviation, branding, crash investigation, crash-airlines, Crashcraft, customer experience, emergency procedures, Flight, Fly, Marketing, opinion, public perception, risk assessment, Safety concerns, Safety Measures, smp, travel

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!