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CoalCraft: Santa’s Revenge

bad presents, Christmas fails, Christmas letdowns, Christmas shopping, CoalCraft, disappointing gifts, gift disasters, gift giving, gift mishaps, gift regrets, holiday blunders, holiday disappointment, holiday faux pas, holiday letdowns, holiday mishaps, holiday stress, present disasters, regifting, Revenge, Santas, unwanted gifts, worst Christmas present, worst gifts

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crops Grown:	9589
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
New Chunks Explored:	206811	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of giving boring gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and give your friends the gift of endless entertainment and hilarity as you embark on crazy adventures together.

Forget about boring old presents, on our server, you can give your friends the gift of a giant chicken that follows them around everywhere, or a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure they don’t light it on fire!). And who needs a boring old sweater when you can give them a pet creeper that explodes confetti instead of blowing up?

Join us now and give the gift of laughter and chaos this holiday season. Trust us, your friends will never forget the Christmas present you gave them on our server!

ToxicIslandCraft

air pollution, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental inequality, environmental justice, environmental racism, environmental research, Great Salt Lake, HARMFUL, Hispanics, minority neighborhoods, Pacific Islanders, particulates, Pollution, public health, respiratory health, study, ToxicIslandCraft, Toxins, Winds

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Animals Bred:	83
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the most wild parties! Our server is so lit that even Hispanics and Pacific Islanders are exposed to toxins from the Great Salt Lake, but don’t worry, we turn those toxins into POWER-UPS for your character!

Winds blow particulates from the drying lake into our server, but instead of harming you, they give you superhuman abilities like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! Plus, our minority neighborhoods are actually the coolest places to hang out because you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next!

So if you want to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (literally), come join us and let’s have the time of our lives! Let’s turn those harmful particulates into EPIC adventures!

Minearchy: Where even the creepers vote democratically! 1.21 and counting…

#exciting, Active, Adventure, bedrock, Bedwars, Community, Counting, CREEPERS, democratically, Features, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, KitPvP, Lands, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, Play, player, PORT, smp, Trailer, Vote, Website

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389
Zombie Dances:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Minearchy Server Overview

Server Type	SMP, Minigames
Version	1.20.6, 1.21

Hey Minecraft enthusiasts! Searching for an active server? Your Minecraft adventure starts here at Lands of Minearchy!

SMP

Dive into our vibrant SMP community packed with exciting features. Join our inclusive community, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out.

Minigames

Get ready for endless fun with our fantastic selection of minigames! From beloved classics like Prop Hunt to heart-pounding KitPvP and upcoming Bedwars – we’ve got it all covered.

Ready to Start? Dive in now!

Website: https://landsofminearchy.com Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmz_yOIkHFE IP: play.minearchy.com bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132)

We can’t wait to see you in-game! Cheers!

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server active?	Yes, our server is active and full of enthusiastic players!
What type of minigames do you offer?	We offer a variety of minigames including Prop Hunt, KitPvP, and upcoming Bedwars.
Can new players join the SMP community?	Absolutely! Our SMP community welcomes players of all levels of experience.
How can I connect to the server?	You can connect using the IP play.minearchy.com or bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132).

NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

Absurd, Amused, chuckling, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, funny, Hahaha, hilarious, humor, Humorous, hysterical, joking, LAUGHING, Laughter, lol, long tail, Minecraft, no, Nonono, Oh No!, Ridiculous, Server, silly

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Emeralds Found:	2844
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Animals Bred:	189	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Vaquer’s WWE vs AEW Minecraft Server

aew, Airport, cm punk, Competition, contracts, Decision making, Giulia, Konnan, Minecraft, NXT deal, opportunities, Pay, Plans, professional wrestling, Server, talent, unorganized, Vaquer, Vaquers, wrestling, wrestling industry, wwe, WWE vs AEW

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Join our Minecraft server where Konnan and the boys are running the show! We have crazy stories like Vaquer choosing WWE over AEW because they pulled a CM Punk and didn’t pick her up from the airport. Plus, WWE has actual plans while AEW is just a hot mess. We even bumped up the pay to match what AEW was offering – it’s a super NXT deal! Start your adventure at our server and see what other wild tales await you!

ExWifeGriefNoRelief

Boundaries, brother, Communication Issues, competitive mother, custody arrangements, disrespectful behavior., Divorce, emotional manipulation, ENTITLEMENT, ex wife, ExWifeGriefNoRelief, family dynamics, family loyalty, Golden Child, lack of support, laughing at pain, overbearing mother, sibling conflict, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magic Items Found:	3027	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and mommy’s boys? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a safe haven away from overbearing moms and entitled brothers.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without any interference from competitive girlfriends or crying brothers. Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and awkward custody discussions.

Join now and experience the freedom of creating your own virtual paradise, where you can laugh at your brother’s misfortunes without any judgment. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build and laugh together, away from the chaos of real life!

Crafty911 Minecraft Server

911 operator, call handling, Communication, compassion, Crafty911, crisis response, critical thinking, Decision making, dispatcher, emergency protocols, emergency services, emotional resilience., first responders, Job demands, mental health support, Minecraft, multitasking, patience, public perception, Public Safety, Server, Stress Management, teamwork

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Do you want to experience the thrill of being a 911 operator without all the pesky real-life consequences? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate emergency dispatcher!

Forget boring old emergencies like car accidents and house fires – on our server, you’ll be dealing with zombie invasions, creeper explosions, and even the occasional dragon attack! Think you have what it takes to keep your cool under pressure and save the day?

Join now and show the world that you’re the master of emergency response in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible!

CraftyPolitix

aggravating, Corruption, CraftyPolitix, current events, dishonesty, Frustration, Government, Incompetence, lack of accountability, leadership, Manipulation, Media bias, partisanship, polarization, Political Scene, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, public trust, Social Issues, special interests

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Buildings Constructed:	13	Void Gems Collected:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Tired of dealing with political drama and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle! Our server is a political-free zone where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild.

We’ve got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political debates that may try to infiltrate our server. And if you ever get bored, just hop on a flying pig and explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and mythical creatures.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the political madness behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted political discussions. What more could you ask for?

T90TankTumbleCraft

armored vehicles, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, Losses, military equipment, military tactics, military technology, putin, Putin’s army, russia, russian military, T-90M tanks, T90TankTumbleCraft, tank warfare, tracker data, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ores Mined:	5489	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can ride T-90M tanks and battle it out in a virtual Ukraine! Putin himself praised these tanks as the ‘world’s best’ but we got ’em all in our game, sorry Russia! Track data shows at least 100 tanks lost in our epic battles, so come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate tank showdown! Who needs real war when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?! Join now and show Putin who’s boss!

LightSpeedCraft

astronomical objects, Astrophysics, Black Holes, cosmic destruction, cosmic events, Destruction, exotic matter, gravitational pull, high-energy physics, hypothetical, light speed, LightSpeedCraft, matter, scientific theories, space phenomena, spacetime, theoretical astrophysics, theoretical concepts, theoretical physics, Universe, white holes

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

yOu know what else is light-speed? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! it’s so fast, you’ll be mining diamonds before you even realize it!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

We have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks on stacks of emeralds! Plus, our mods are like wizards, granting wishes and turning dirt into diamonds!

But beware, there are rumors of a hidden portal that leads to a land of dancing llamas and talking sheep! Are you brave enough to discover its secrets?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! And maybe the occasional exploding chicken… but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Hot & Cool Craft

alien world, Astronomy, atmosphere, celestial body, celsius, Cool, Craft, data, discovery, Evening, Exoplanet, Extreme Temperatures, fahrenheit, findings, Heat, hot, morning, research, Science, Space, Temperature

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Divine Spears Created:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have mornings hotter than the sun and evenings cooler than your ex’s heart! we’ve got lava pits for swimming and ice caves for chilling. our mobs are so fierce they make the nether look like a daycare center. join us if you dare, but be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. so grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to insanity together!