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BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

adolescence, age appropriate, aita, Boundaries, BrotherlyCraft, Communication, consent, Decision making, Edition, education, explicit language, family dynamics, noob, parenting, Pregnancy, real world education, RESPONSIBILITY, sex education, sibling relationships, STDs, taboo subjects, Understanding, young adult

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	502482
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

CraftyAddictz

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Emeralds Found:	7445	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

#announcement, #classified information, Disclosure, exclusive, Government, government officials, leadership, national security, Oct 16, parliamentary leaders, Plans, Politics, President Zelensky, secret, secret plan, strategy, strategy briefing, Top, top lawmaker, Ukraine, Unveiling, victory plan, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	7097
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

abandonware, adventure game, Classic Game, copyright infringement, Cyberpunk, Den, Download, emulation, Gaming, Gaming Community, hideo kojima, illegal, iso, long tail tag, Minecraft, PC, Pirate, Pirates, Policenauts, retro gaming, ROM, Server, Snatcher

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	72	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, blockchain development, blockchain technology, Chainlink Labs, Complaints, cryptocurrency, data manipulation, decentralized finance, Défi, digital assets, financial ecosystem, implementation detail, innovation, Minecraft, oracle network, Secure, smart contracts, smp, stealing fees, stop complaining, StopComplainingAboutChainlinkLabsStealingThe, transparency, trustless

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fantasies, childhood fantasies come true, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood tales, childhood whimsy, childhood wonder, ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP, funny childhood memories, funny stories, imaginative thinking, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly childhood beliefs, silly misconceptions

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

BlockBucks Adventures

Adventures, Blockbucks, career fulfillment, doing what I love, dream job, financial freedom, following my dreams, living my best life, living my ideal life, living without worry, no boundaries, no financial constraints, no limitations, passion project, pursuing my dreams, pursuing my goals, pursuing my passions, ultimate happiness, unlimited possibilities, unlimited resources, without financial worries

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
New Chunks Explored:	626898	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Items Found:	4568
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

Astronomy, Burned, burned out, Cosmic, Dark, Dead, Distance, Existential, Light, Mystery, night sky, past, Perception, Reality, SKY, speculation, Stars, theory, Time, Universe, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	38	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

FreePvP

/warp box, Anarchy, Cross-Play, Explore, FreePvP, Friends, Kit, KitPvP, PvP, random people, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	174	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17

FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

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Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

American politics, campaign trail, Campaigning, Democratic candidate, election 2020, Election boost, Election Coverage, election strategy, election tactics, Independent news, Joe Rogan Podcast, kamala harris, Kamalas, Media appearance, Minecraft, Political interview, political podcast, Presidential election, rogans, Server, Surprise, surprise appearance, trump, us politics, vice president

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magic Items Found:	3226
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!