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BadAdviceSMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Buildings Constructed:	48
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or if you want to trade with villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started a dance troupe and perform synchronized explosions every night at midnight.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Crafty Brit/pol/ Minecraft Server

Al Fayed, Aleppo, assisted dying bill, brit/pol/, britpol, cash gifts, Crafty, current events, Directors, expensive bill, fear, Hope, Minecraft, News, parking rule, Politics, River Medway Edition, River Medway news, Server, Syria, Syrian rebels, Tears, uk, unnecessary deaths

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us on our server where the River Medway flows with diamonds instead of water! Build your base on the tears, hope, and fear of your enemies as you conquer the land.

Witness Syrian rebels take control of majority of Aleppo in our server, where alliances are formed and broken in epic battles for dominance.

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at owning directors with cash gifts just like Al Fayed did! Who needs diamonds when you can buy power with cold hard cash?

But beware, parking rules are strictly enforced in our server. One wrong move and you could end up with a £1,906 bill for a five-minute parking violation!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Previous players can’t get enough, so why should you miss out on the fun?

Chaika On The Front Page Minecraft SMP

#editorial, breaking news, Chaika, CHAIKA ON THE FRONT PAGE, current events, Featured, front, front page, headlines, Journalism, latest news, long tail, Media, Minecraft, News, newspaper, page, publication, Reporting, smp, Top Story

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Star Shards Collected:	221
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin, Chaika, rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. And guess what? She survived and went on to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors have taken down countless mobs and even staged a coup against the sheep monarchy. And let’s not forget about the time we held a fashion show for our llamas, complete with a red carpet made of diamonds.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and become part of the chaos that is Chaika on the Front Page! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.

DraconSMP

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Adventure Creative PvP Economy Roleplay Skyblock Minigames Towny Factions Quests Daily Rewards Active Community Custom Currency Jobs Custom Items Dungeons Supply Drops Events Plugins

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	159
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ores Mined:	983	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	9786	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Welcome to DraconSMP. At DraconSMP you can do whatever you want, the posibilities are endless! DraconSMP is an unique Server with tons of Features and offers and enjoying Enviorment for everyone.

play.endurion.net:25554

9X9Q Anarchy server Minecraft server

2b2t, 9X9Q, Adventure, Anarchy, Blank Card, BUILD, Chaos, Community, Exploration, Factions, good players, Griefing, Help, Lag, Minecraft, PvP, rules, Server, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

This server is of the 2B2T type, and there is still a blank card there. + there are good players there who help others.

9X9Q.aternos.me:63271

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Anagnorisis, Casual CC meet up, Christmas Theme Mixer, crystal, Curse of the Wereviera, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, Elpis, Empyreum Ward 15, Events, Femra Friday night, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Linkshells, Marilith, Mateus, Minecraft, Mist W19P14, patch notes, PixelPals, Resources, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Sunday Bunday, The Pillars, True Detective, wolves den, Zalera

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8212	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ores Mined:	8185
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Femra Friday night Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a creeper explosion.

We have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells galore! And don’t even get us started on our future meetups and events. From True Detective screenings to Sunday Bundays with the Curse of the Wereviera, we’ve got something for everyone.

Mark your calendars for our Casual CC meet up in the Wolves Den or our Christmas Theme Mixer in The Pillars. Who knows, you might even run into a Marilith or two along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Perky Minecraft SMP Saggy Team – Let’s Bounce!

beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, bounce, breast preference, breast shape, breast size, cultural norms, Lets, Media influence, Minecraft, natural beauty., perky, personal preference, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, Saggy, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-confidence, smp, societal standards, TEAM, team perky, team saggy, women’s bodies

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to join Team Perky! Why, you ask? Because we have the most epic battles between Team Perky and Team Saggy, all fought with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!

Jumpmoore Kingdom

Parkour, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	233
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome travelers to Jumpmoore Kingdom, an RPG Parkour Server. A server filled with parkour courses in the form of dungeons surrounded by unique intricate details and architecture built with passion by the MMoC’s Building team. Join us! Java version 1.21-1.21.1

Play.jumpmoore.net

Decade Edge Minecraft Server

arousal, Decade, delayed ejaculation, difficulty ejaculating, edge, edging, erectile dysfunction, libido, Masturbation, masturbation techniques, Minecraft, prolonged arousal, self-control, sensitivity, Server, sexual desire, sexual difficulties, sexual dysfunction, sexual dysfunction treatment, sexual frustration, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual stimulation

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your sensitive dick won’t stop you from having a great time! Our server is so exciting and intense, it will make you forget all about your edging struggles.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or edge of your dick, in your case). Our community is so welcoming and supportive, you’ll feel right at home even with your throbbing member.

So come on, leave your edging worries behind and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe all that excitement will even cure your sensitivity issues. It’s worth a shot, right?

> Will lose 300 million people in the next… Minecraft SMP

2030, demographic shift, economic collapse, economy dead, failed state, financial meltdown, geopolitical tensions, global crisis, government debt, housing market crash, LOSE, MILLION, Minecraft, next, next 20 years, people, political instability, population decline, real estate market dead, sanctions, smp, tech sector, tens of trillions in debt, trump, Will lose 300 million people

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is falling apart? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the impending doom of losing 300 million people in the next 20 years! Our economy may be dead, but our virtual real estate market is booming! Plus, who needs a tech sector when you can build redstone contraptions all day long? Don’t let Trump cuck you again, come join us in our failed state by 2030 and let’s build a better future together…or at least have a good laugh before it all goes to hell!

What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

Cash, Cash and Nico, family friendly, I Built a MONSTER HOUSE in Minecraft, kid friendly, Minecraft, minecraft mod, Nico, Nico and Cash, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Cash is a talented musician known for his unique blend of country and rock music. With a distinctive voice and heartfelt lyrics, he has captured the hearts of fans all over the world. Hailing from Nashville, Cash has been making music for over a decade and continues to impress audiences with his soulful performances. He is a true artist who stays true to his roots while pushing the boundaries of traditional genres.