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CraftyFails: WorstBuy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ores Mined:	5660	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

2020LifeB4MC SMP

2020LifeB4MC, daily routine, everyday life, life as usual, life before 2020, looking back, Memories, normalcy, Nostalgia, Old Days, past, pre-coronavirus, pre-COVID, pre-lockdown, pre-pandemic, pre-pandemic life, pre-quarantine, Reflection, Reminiscing, Routine, simpler times, smp

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where the only excitement is waiting in line at the grocery store? Do you miss the days when you could ride a llama into battle and build a house out of diamond blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your boring pre-2020 problems!

Join us on our server and experience a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with soda pop. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good old-fashioned prank war or a spontaneous dance party in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chicken knights who ride into battle on giant flying pigs. If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose feathers are said to grant wishes to those who catch it.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your pre-2020 blues and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions!

CraftyConfidence

adult skills, confidence boost, CraftyConfidence, empowerment, Improvement, NSFW, personal growth, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Skills, taboo, unexpected

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride where your NSFW skills will be put to the test and your self-confidence will skyrocket to new levels!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players challenges you to a twerking competition. Show off your moves and assert your dominance in the most unexpected way possible! Who knew that twerking could be the key to victory in Minecraft?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Strip Mining Olympics. Dig your way to victory while shedding layers of armor with each block you mine. It’s a race against time and clothing, but the rewards are worth it!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your NSFW skills like never before. Who knows, you might just become the twerking champion of Minecraft!

TalibanCraft: No Criminal Migrants

asylum seekers, border control, cooperation, criminal, criminal migrants, deportation, Diplomacy, extradition, foreign policy, germany, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, law enforcement, migrant crisis, migrants, negotiations, political dialogue, Refugees, repatriation, SECURITY, Taliban, TalibanCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got germany talking with the taliban to send back criminal migrants. like, can you even believe that? it’s like a crazy soap opera up in here.

if you wanna be part of the drama and chaos, then this server is the place for you. we got crazy shenanigans happening every day, like pigs flying and chickens doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

plus, we have the best community ever. like, seriously, everyone is so nice and supportive. we’re like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. trust me, you won’t regret it.

NoBulletDamageCraft

action, ammunition, BULLETS, Combat, Damage, Durability, firearms, First Person Shooter, gameplay, Gaming, gaming industry, gaming mechanics, Mechanics, NoBulletDamageCraft, player experience, Realism, Shooting, video games, virtual reality, weapon degradation, weapons

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where yo weapons never get damaged by bullets? Yeah, you heard right, bullets! We got some magical enchantments up in here that make yo gear indestructible. You can be slayin’ mobs left and right without a care in the world. Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. Legend has it, there’s a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me, a freakin’ fireball sword! So come on down and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

GoldStarCraftMC

advanced drug delivery, biocompatible, biomedical engineering, cancer research, cancer treatments, drug delivery, gene delivery, Gene therapy, gold nanostars, GoldStarCraftMC, innovative technology, medical advancements, nanocarrier, Nanoparticles, nanotechnology, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, Targeted therapy, therapeutic applications, Tumor Suppression

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21

yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll cure cancer? well, our server is like a biocompatible gene delivery nanocarrier made out of gold nanostars, except instead of delivering genes, we deliver FUN straight to your brain cells!

join us and watch as your cancerous boredom is obliterated by our epic builds and crazy minigames. we promise you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those pesky tumors.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the gold nanostars of entertainment take you on a wild ride to Minecraft paradise!

GameWaze Survival

action, Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Homes, Minecraft, multiplayer, Parties, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Shop, Survival, teleports, voice chat

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Votes:	4782
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

GameWaze Survival – A survival server not for the faint of heart!

Join GameWaze Survival today to quench your thirst for unfiltered survival multiplayer action where just about anything goes!

– Survival – Economy – In-Game Shop – PvP and Base Raiding – Homes and Teleports – Proximity Voice Chat – Parties and Discord

smp.gamewaze.com

Evolution Community

City Build, Community, Economy, Evolution, Features, Mini Games, MONEY, Parkour, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Evolution Community is a new city build server with cool features. We also have small mini-games like PvP or Parkour with which you can earn money.

185.249.198.178

TandooriLove Minecraft Server

cross-cultural relationships, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, dating outside your race, diverse relationships, family acceptance, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Family Values, indian girlfriend, intercultural dating, interracial relationship, love knows no boundaries, Meeting the parents, Minecraft, multicultural relationships, new girlfriend, parental reaction, relationship advice, relationship challenges, Server, TandooriLove

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	644370
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are more entertaining than a soap opera. Need a break from mining and building? How about joining our weekly llama rodeo competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do your bidding. Need a dragon to help you mine diamonds? Done. Want a dragon to serenade you with a rendition of “Baby Shark”? Consider it done!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your virtual life? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous ghostly figure. Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

UnixAndLinuxSMP- WhatHappenedToThisCoreTenet

Community, core tenet, debugging, Development, Evolution, History, Ideology, innovation, Legacy, linux, open source, operating system, philosophy, Principles, programming, software, System Administration, Technology, Troubleshooting, Unix, UnixAndLinuxSMP, WhatHappenedToThisCoreTenet

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and secret underground lairs filled with diamonds (and maybe a few creepers, but who’s counting?). Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events like “TNT Tag Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance-offs” where players can win epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And don’t even get us started on our custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of llamas while shooting fireballs from your hands.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

SurgeryCraft Minecraft Server

attitude, back surgery, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, dinner time, Empathy, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, household chores, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, military mindset, Minecraft, pain management, self reliance, Server, Support, surgery recovery, SurgeryCraft, teamwork, work-life balance

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	142	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
New Chunks Explored:	628209	Divine Spears Created:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with lazy family members! Are you tired of coming home to a sink full of dishes, trash on the counters, and a general mess? Well, look no further because on our server, you can escape the real world and join a community of players who actually know how to clean up after themselves.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual cleaning as you pick up trash, wash dishes, and keep your virtual home spotless. No more eye rolls or excuses, just good old-fashioned teamwork and responsibility.

And if you ever feel like your family members are being too lazy, just send them on a virtual quest to find the legendary Trashcan of Doom or the Dishwasher of Destiny. Maybe then they’ll learn the importance of cleaning up after themselves!

So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual takeout options that won’t leave you guessing what’s for dinner. Join now and let’s clean up this virtual world together!