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BlockyBreakups

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9162	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of boring old breakup drama? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive breakups, drama llama showdowns, and epic battles over who gets to keep the virtual pet cat. Our server is so intense, you’ll be saying things like “I’m breaking up with you because you built a house out of dirt blocks” or “I can’t be with someone who mines diamonds with a wooden pickaxe.” Trust us, you’ve never experienced breakup drama like this before. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Farms Harvested:	636	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38

Oh boy, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual party that never ends! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and dancing llamas with sunglasses. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss who shoots lasers out of its beak. Or how about participating in a massive treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet? Trust me, you won’t find that on any other server!

But wait, there’s more! Our online community is so active that even the creepers have their own book club. And rumor has it that if you find the secret portal hidden in the Nether, you’ll be transported to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Monster Hunter Frontier Z Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of creepers riding on giant spiders. But don’t worry, because our server has custom weapons and armor that can take down even the toughest mobs.

Join us on this epic journey where you can team up with other players to take down massive bosses like the Ender Dragon, but with a twist – this dragon can shoot lasers from its eyes! And if that’s not enough, we also have a custom-built PvP arena where you can challenge your friends to a duel to see who is the ultimate warrior.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of Monster Hunter Frontier Z like never before!

Not a Bot Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamonds are 10 times bigger than normal and our pigs can fly (literally, they have wings).

We have epic quests where you can battle evil chickens and rescue princess cows. And if you ever get bored, just head to our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

BlockyBodycams Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Our bodycams were meant to be a tool for justice, but instead, they’ve become a hilarious PR nightmare. Every time a new video drops, it’s like watching a comedy show – “player reaching for a weapon” or “player on drugs acting erratic.” The narrative keeps crumbling, and it’s all thanks to our wacky footage. Join us and see just how long it takes for our players to realize they’ve dug themselves into a hole with their own antics! It’s a rollercoaster of laughs and insanity, so hop on board and join the fun!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Final Fantasy XIV references and general shenanigans.

Patch 7.15 is out, and we’re celebrating with a Starlight Celebration that will blow your mind! Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign? More like Snowstreamer Twitch Insanity!

Join us for meetups that will leave you questioning reality. Male Middie Movie Night? Spooky Club featuring Krampus and a Christmas Horror Story? Violent Night (2022)? Divegrass Hell’s Wildcard 1? We’ve got it all!

And don’t even get us started on our New Year’s Eve Meetup in Malboro Shirogane Ward 15 Subdivision. It’s going to be a party you won’t forget (or maybe you will, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!

Bag Minecraft SMP – Blue Archive General #7004

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah, an Urban Torment with Heavy Armor! And if that’s not enough, we also have the Fury of Set, a Field boss with Light Armor that will test your skills to the max!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Balancing Schale’s Books event with the General Student Council? Who knew balancing books could be so thrilling? And don’t forget about our Christmas Livestream where we’ll be giving away virtual gifts that will make Santa jealous!

Join now and experience the madness of our Minecraft SMP like never before. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this craziness and more? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Poop Hole Lickers Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchantments Applied:	248
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Crops Grown:	7288
Dimension Hops:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where normies roam free, possibly licking each other’s poop holes? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a poop hole-free environment! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to normie poop hole licking once and for all!

Thank You Microsoft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Towns Built:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us and you’ll be thanking Microsoft for Copilot in no time. Why, you ask? Because on our server, Copilot isn’t just a helpful tool, it’s a mischievous prankster who loves to mess with players by turning their diamond armor into clown suits or making their houses float in the sky!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Thank you, Microsoft, for Copilot – we couldn’t have created this chaos without you!

NetLinkUp MC server Minecraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5

The owner of the “NetLinkUp MC” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that actually works and sends players flying into the sky! Explore secret dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Lina, a mystical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those who can find her. Some say she’s a unicorn crossed with a dragon, others say she’s just a really big cat wearing a top hat. Whatever she is, one thing’s for sure – she’s the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!