worst blind date Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreeperDatingDisaster

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Animals Bred:	156	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring dates and looking for some excitement in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a date night like no other, where you can battle it out with your date in epic PvP battles, build romantic castles together, or even go on a virtual adventure to find the rarest diamonds in the land.

Who needs dinner and a movie when you can have a date on our server that will leave you laughing, crying, and screaming in terror all at the same time? So come on, join us and experience the most unforgettable date of your life!

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1693	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Buildings Constructed:	49

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	510727	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68:25569

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

209.133.199.198:50185

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	122	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Star Shards Collected:	99

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2257	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	New Chunks Explored:	191046
Dragons Tamed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

bizarre interests, eccentric interests, forgotten pleasures, Fun activities, hidden pleasures, Minecraft, neglected pastimes, obscure hobbies, off-the-beaten-path activities, offbeat pursuits, overlooked hobbies, peculiar pastimes, quirky hobbies, rare pastimes, smp, strange hobbies, uncommon interests, unconventional pastimes, underappreciated activities, undiscovered joys, UnicornRider420, unique hobbies, unusual hobbies

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

absurd excuses, awkward, awkward situation, creative excuses, creeper, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, funny anecdotes, funny conversations, funny excuse, funny excuses for not having sex, funny excuses for sex, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious excuses, humor, relationship, ridiculous excuses, sex, tonight

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Ores Mined:	1386	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!