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Lost in Time’s Embrace 1.20.2
Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the shit-eating faggots of reality! We promise not to rob you of everything, unlike those disgusting seven billion people. On our server, you can build your own life without having to deal with people shitting into each other’s mouths. It’s objectively unfair out there, but in here, you can be the best! So come join us and leave the real world behind. -
SchoolyardGrieferz
Oh boy, let me tell you about this one kid at our school who was a total Minecraft maniac. He once built a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks just to flex on everyone. But that’s not even the craziest part – he also rigged the school bell to play the Minecraft theme song every time it rang. Needless to say, he got detention for a month, but hey, at least he showed off his epic building skills!If you want to join our Minecraft server, you’ll fit right in with all the other wild and wacky players who love to push the boundaries of creativity. Build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, create a secret underground base filled with traps, or even start a llama racing league – the possibilities are endless! So come on over and join us for some insane Minecraft fun, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry llamas).
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WorstMinecraftPlayerEver
Are you tired of running into griefers, trolls, and creepers on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst person you’ll ever meet is a friendly llama named Larry who just can’t stop photobombing your selfies! Join us for a wild ride filled with llama shenanigans, epic build battles, and a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ. So come on down and join us for a llama-tastic time you’ll never forget! -
WorstHumanMC SMP
Are you tired of dealing with terrible humans in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the worst human you’ll meet is a creeper who keeps blowing up your house because he’s jealous of your interior decorating skills. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Karen from accounting. So come join us and escape the drama of the real world for a world where the only drama is whether or not you’ll survive the next zombie apocalypse. -
DespAttentionMinecraftSMP
attention seeking tendencies, desperate for approval, worst behavior, desperate for recognition, attention seeking tacticsAre you tired of being a nobody in the Minecraft world? Do you crave the spotlight and want to be the center of attention? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for attention seekers like you!Join our server and become the ultimate drama queen or king. Start fake feuds with other players, spread wild rumors about secret treasure hunts, or even fake your own death for some extra sympathy points. The possibilities are endless when it comes to seeking attention on our server.
But be warned, the competition for attention is fierce. You’ll have to outdo your fellow players with even crazier stunts and antics to truly stand out. So, if you’re ready to do whatever it takes to be the center of attention, join our Minecraft SMP today and let the drama begin!
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Echo-Isles
Echo-Isles Minecraft Server Overview
Server Started 10/31/2024 Features - Unique SMP gameplay
- No pay to win system
- Setting homes
- Teleporting
- Economy
- MCMMO
- Quality of life plugins
Donation Benefits Advanced quality of life features Community Welcoming and engaged PvP Features Custom-generated resource world with loot crates, Kit PvP Server Address Echo-Isles.com Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Is the server pay to win? No, it is not pay to win. Donations offer advanced quality of life features but do not give players an unfair advantage. What PvP features are available? The server has a custom-generated resource world with loot crates that encourages PvP. Kit PvP is also available for players. How can I join the community? You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ to connect with other players. -
Worth It Game Sale 1.20.2
Bro, forget about those other games, come join our Minecraft server! Why spend $100 when you can get the complete edition for only $20? Plus, you can play with your roommate and control half the units each, just like in XCOM but way more epic! And don’t worry about cringe social interactions, we keep it real and hilarious here. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! -
HoleyCraft2025: The Return
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take breaks like bosses and come back stronger than ever! Our players are so understanding and supportive, they practically glow with positivity. Seriously, we had to wear sunglasses in the break room because of all the good vibes.It’s 2025 and we’re already living in the future, baby! Our server has grown faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We hit 5 million members in 2022 and now we’re over 20 million strong. That’s more players than there are diamonds in the world!
Join our server and share your holiday stories. Did you encounter any creepers in real life? Maybe your sibling stole your enchanted sword and you need some virtual revenge. Just remember, no violent talk allowed – we’re all about peace, love, and building epic castles here.
And hey, don’t forget to check out our regional spinoffs! We’ve got more twists and turns than a minecart rollercoaster. So come on, join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together. Just don’t forget your pickaxe and sense of humor!
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LonelyCraft: The Real Reason
Are you tired of being a lonely blockhead in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from eternal solitude! Join us and make friends with other players who are just as weird and wacky as you are.Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself would want to join in on the fun. We have epic events like “Cow Tipping Tuesdays” and “Zombie Dance Parties” where you can show off your killer moves (literally).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into the ultimate Minecraft master. You’ll be able to build entire cities with just a flick of your wrist and defeat the Ender Dragon with a single punch.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely block life behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find your new BFF (Best Friend Forever) in the world of Minecraft.
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Breadwinner Battle Royale
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BREAD THAN A BAKERY! WE GOT 34% MALE BREADWINNERS AND ONLY 5% FEMALE BREADWINNERS, SO YOU KNOW WE GOT THAT BREAD ON LOCK. IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER WHERE THE MEN BRING HOME THE BACON AND THE WOMEN BRING HOME THE WHOLE PIG, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU. WE EVEN GOT WIVES OUT HERE MAKIN’ MORE MONEY THAN THEIR HUSBANDS, CAUSIN’ CHAOS AND SHAKIN’ THINGS UP. COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE AND SEE WHO COMES OUT ON TOP, BREADWINNER STYLE!