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BadAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

Get down under at Sandy SMP, where kangaroos rule and griefers drool! No silly buggers allowed!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Emeralds Found:	8697
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Alien Abductions:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Welcome to Sandy SMP!
IP: play.santasspy.online

This is a small community focused SMP ran by players with over 5 years experience hosting successful SMPs. This time around we are looking to recreate the charm of old school economy servers. We have a simple server shop to gain money, but it’s purposely limited to allow players to build their own shops in the market.

Features:

No TP Commands	This means that players are forced to live somewhat close to spawn and allows you to create organic towns and communities as well as meet new friends.
No land claims	If you want to build a small prank in a friend’s base or need to add/remove a few blocks you absolutely can. Griefing or stealing will result in a ban.
Economy	Simple server shop to sell items and start making money. Build your own shops Hermitcraft style at the player market.
SilkSpawners	Build the largest mob grinder for maximum profit.
TreeFeller	Chop down a whole tree in one swing.
Dynmap	Check out our dynmap at http://play.santasspy.online:25563
VoiceChat	Walk up to someone and say hi!

Come and check us out at play.santasspy.online, or join our Discord at discord.gg/5Tdu7bQNYy! We hope to see you soon.

FAQ:

Q: Can I use TP commands?	A: No, TP commands are disabled to encourage organic player interaction.
Q: Are land claims allowed?	A: No, but players can build freely. Griefing or stealing is not allowed.
Q: How does the economy work?	A: Use the server shop to sell items or build your own shops at the player market.
Q: What is SilkSpawners?	A: SilkSpawners allow players to collect spawners for profit in mob grinders.
Q: How does TreeFeller work?	A: TreeFeller allows players to chop down entire trees with one swing.
Q: Where can I find the Dynmap?	A: Visit http://play.santasspy.online:25563 for the dynmap.
Q: Is there a VoiceChat feature?	A: Yes, players can use VoiceChat to communicate with each other in-game.

ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient civilization, Architecture, art, Calligraphy, chinese culture, ChopstickCraft, clothing, cultural heritage, customs, Etiquette, Family Values, Festivals, Food, History, Language, Martial Arts, Minecraft, philosophy, Server, superstitions, Symbolism, tea ceremony, Traditions

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ores Mined:	7069
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a panda riding a dragon through a field of fortune cookies! Join us for a wild ride through Chinese culture, where you can build your own Great Wall of China or mine for rare jade blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft master, Sensei Steve. He will teach you the ancient art of block placing and show you how to harness the power of the mystical redstone. Rumor has it that he once defeated a Creeper with just a chopstick and a watermelon.

So come join us on our server and experience the wonders of Chinese culture in a whole new blocky way. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, he’s been known to do a mean dragon dance when he’s upset. See you there, fellow blockheads!

BoomSisCraft – The Most Brutal Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Star Shards Collected:	169
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Potions Brewed:	58
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Votes:	8875	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mines Excavated:	3213
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Look no further than Brutal Boom Sisters! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founders, the Boom Sisters.

Legend has it that the Boom Sisters were once peaceful villagers until they stumbled upon a magical potion that turned them into explosive maniacs! Now, they roam the server wreaking havoc and causing chaos wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re always up for a good laugh and a fun time.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with the Boom Sisters on crazy adventures, like blowing up entire villages just for fun or challenging other players to explosive PvP battles. Plus, we have the most epic loot drops you’ve ever seen – diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brutal Boom Sisters today and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for flying TNT – those sisters sure do love their explosions!

ButtWipeBabysittingCraft

bathroom, Boundaries, ButtWipeBabysittingCraft, childcare, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, disagreement, emotional intelligence, Friend, friendship, hygiene, INDEPENDENCE, Kid, Maturity, parenting, Parenting styles, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, self-sufficiency

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7781	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any butt wiping drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and absolutely zero bathroom emergencies.

Our server is so awesome that even if you accidentally poop in the game, you won’t have to worry about asking someone to wipe for you. We believe in independence and self-sufficiency, even in the virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a butt-wiping free experience that will leave you laughing and having a blast. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to our server and just focus on having a good time? See you there!

CraftyLifeHax

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	74	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and discover the ultimate life hack that will change your Minecraft experience forever.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground city filled with diamonds and emeralds. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to all players who can find it. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? No problem! How about a pet dragon to ride into battle? Done and done!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a tribe of friendly creepers who love to dance and sing. Join them for a party like no other, complete with disco balls and fireworks. And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary bacon tree, where crispy strips of bacon grow all year round.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unlock the ultimate life hack in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AggroCraft: Reflect on History

AggroCraft, Asia-Pacific region, bilateral relations, China, defense pact, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Historical conflicts, historical grievances, History, history of aggression, international relations, Japan, military alliances, military cooperation, Philippines, political tensions, REFLECT, regional stability, security agreements, territorial disputes

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

so like, u know how China and Japan are always like, ugh, fighting over stuff? well, this server is like, the ultimate peace treaty, bro. like, we got players from China, Japan, and even the Philippines all coming together to build epic stuff and have a good time. it’s like, world peace in Minecraft form, dude. join us and help us show the world that even in a blocky world, we can all get along and have fun together. plus, we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make u forget all about real-world conflicts. come join us and be a part of something truly special, man. peace out!

ADHD Brain AgeCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, cuz, like, we have magical powers that can cure ADHD in children! yea, you heard that right, no more focus problems when you play on our server, it’s like a miracle or something. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building castles and slaying dragons in no time. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. join now and say goodbye to ADHD and hello to endless fun!

Biboo’s Hololive Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	2255
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Potions Brewed:	130
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, gold blocks, and even a fountain of enchanted golden apples! Legend has it that only the bravest players can find this hidden treasure.

2. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers, zombies, or pesky players trying to steal your loot. Plus, they’re adorable and love giving players llama rides around the map.

3. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where players can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even fly on giant eagles. It’s like a fantasy dream come true!

4. We have a special mini-game called “Pig Jousting” where players ride pigs armed with diamond swords and try to knock each other off their pigs. It’s hilarious, chaotic, and totally addictive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a legendary warrior in the land of “Bleh”!

NaziFit Minecraft Server

#workout, anti-semitism, Exercise, extremism, far right, FITNESS, gym, hate group, health, History, Ideology, Lifestyle, Minecraft, national socialist, nazi, NaziFit, physical activity, Politics, Propaganda, Régime, Server, totalitarianism, Training, wellness

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Towns Built:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, a National Socialist worked out today! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil villagers, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Bacon” competition. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Llama Racing League” where players can saddle up and race their furry friends to victory.

But the real reason to join our server? The National Socialist who works out every day. Rumor has it he can bench press a stack of diamond blocks with ease and has a pet creeper named Klaus. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see what kind of wacky adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

CharityCraft25

Boundaries, Charity, CharityCraft25, Confrontation, criticism, donation, family, finances, Generosity, income, judgment, personal choice, privacy, relationships, selfish, shopping, sister-in-law, social norms, societal expectations, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Votes:	6726	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	31	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where you can build your own virtual family without any nosy in-laws butting in.

Forget about real-life money woes and donate as much or as little as you want in our virtual donation box. No judgment here, just fun and games!

Who needs a sister-in-law giving you side eye when you can join our server and build your own virtual empire? Say goodbye to awkward family outings and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join now and leave the drama behind!