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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 5255 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 122 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a bunch of creepers came out and started dancing the Macarena. It was wild, I tell ya!
And the best part is, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and give you unlimited diamonds if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where all the chickens wear top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy chicken party 24/7!
So come join us on this crazy server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for the talking sheep, they’re a little too sassy for their own good.
