worst advice story – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyAdviceMC SMP
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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a bunch of creepers came out and started dancing the Macarena. It was wild, I tell ya!
And the best part is, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and give you unlimited diamonds if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where all the chickens wear top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy chicken party 24/7!
So come join us on this crazy server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for the talking sheep, they’re a little too sassy for their own good.

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BadAdviceMC SMP
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

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Heart Attack: The Minecraft Server No One Can Escape!! [Java 1.20.2 Edition]

1.20.2, Active, Adventure, Attack, building, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Edition, Escape, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Friendly, Fun, Heart, java, Medieval, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, virtual

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Overview
HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Does the server ever reset?	The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019.
Are there pay-to-win paid perks?	No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks.
What are some features of the server?	Resource worlds (resets monthly), Live map, Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech, Pet system, Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy, Land Claiming, mcMMO, Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc, Marriage plugin, /wild (random teleport) command, Leaderboards with a wide range of categories.
What are some technical details of the server?	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia, Uses Purpur, Block logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback, Difficulty = Hard, Main world is 90,000 * 90,000, No automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers, entity cullers, and the like.
Where can I find more information?	Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net, Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net, Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules, IP: play.hearthcraft.net, Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

BlockyBuddy’s Minecraft Server
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.
Once upon a time, there was a player named Jani-kun who stumbled upon our server. Little did he know, he was about to embark on the most hilarious adventure of his life. From building a rollercoaster that launched players into outer space to battling giant chickens in epic boss fights, Jani-kun never had a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Owari da, a mystical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to dance-offs. Yes, you heard that right. Dance-offs. And if you can out-dance Owari da, you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and be prepared for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Owari da, jani-kun!

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Weasel Hive Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of dealing with legal systems full of weasels? Join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content! No more worrying about rule of law, just pure unadulterated creativity. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who have a knack for building epic structures with their hooves. So come join us and escape the tyranny of legal systems, because who needs rules when you have llamas?

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Hardcore Bulgaria
Bukkit, bulgaria, Coins, crate keys, custom warps, Daily Rewards, Events, Fun, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, king of the hill, Kits, Koth, PvP, Ranks, Site, Spigot, Survival, Survivalpvp, Vote
The only Hardcore Survival PvP server of its kind in Bulgaria, we are very happy to be able to share with you our progress and where we have come.
I hope you like the server when you log in.
There are many varieties such as – custom Warps, Kits, Ranks, Coins, Crate Keys, Koth(King of the hill), Daily rewards and many more things that you can see by logging into the server!
I hope you have a great time, and don’t forget to vote for our winner and win some cool prizes! – /vote inside the server!
45.138.48.102:25918

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Total Chaos SMP, modded, but forget the whitelist

Adventure, alex’s caves, cataclysm, Chaos, Chat, Community, Create, creativity, Discord, Economy, expand, forget, Horizons, innovation, Iron’s spells, Journey, late game, Modded, New faces, power spikes, quality of life, smp, tailored, TOTAL, Whitelist

Complexity SMP Server Overview:

Server Age	3 months old
Features	Exploration-centered modpack, built-in economy, Discord chat integration

Extensive FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is Complexity SMP?	It is a Minecraft server with a modpack focused on exploration and quality of life improvements.
How old is the server?	Complexity SMP is 3 months old.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods such as Alex’s Caves, Create, Cataclysm, Iron’s Spells, and many more are included.
How can I join the server?	You can join by first joining the Discord server and following the instructions there.
Is there an active community on the server?	Yes, Complexity SMP has a tight-knit and active community of players.

CelCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than /cel/ Kelly Cee edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of chickens and cows could fly. It was a wild and wacky adventure that they never wanted to end! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So what are you waiting for? Join /cel/ Kelly Cee edition today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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LeesCraft Minecraft Server
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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – >baitable Lees! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. Don’t worry, they won’t explode…probably.
3. Our PvP arena is located on a giant floating donut in the sky. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon!
4. The villagers on our server have formed their own mafia and will trade rare items for emeralds…or else.
5. Our staff team consists of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from griefers and hackers with their deadly claws and ninja skills.
So what are you waiting for? Join >baitable Lees today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

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Welcome to Macaroni-land: Where the only factions are Macaroni and Cheese, and the PvP is cheesier than your mom’s jokes!

atmosphere, Brewery, chaotic, Cheese, cheesier, Community, EXPERIMENTAL, Factions, Friendly, jokes, MACARONI, macaroniland, midis, Minecarts, moms, music disk, Plugins, PvP, rp, semi anarchy, Shop, Sit, Skills, SMPs, Survival, Towns, trinkets

Minecraft Server Details

Java IP	37.10.122.12:25984
Bedrock IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Macaroni-land is your expectable standard survival server think oldish factions/smps, pvp, nice atmosphere, weird trash. The server has been running for a couple months, with a friendly yet chaotic small community. A couple towns exist so that’s cool!, a simple shop at spawn mostly to sell trinkets like the custom Music disk midis, and player owned ones that sell more complex stuff, a starter kit(acceptable quality), some weird experimental skills things, and some community requested plugins ie: faster minecarts, brewery, a rp sit thing, random stuff kinda, yes we’ve have it all, honestly I’m terrible at writing so if you would try our place out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a couple of months.
What can players expect on the server?	Players can expect a standard survival server with factions/smps, pvp, a nice atmosphere, and a small yet friendly community.
Are there any towns on the server?	Yes, there are a couple of towns on the server.
What can players buy at the spawn shop?	Players can buy trinkets like custom Music disk midis, a starter kit, experimental skills, and more complex items sold by player-owned shops.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, there are community-requested plugins like faster minecarts, a brewery, an rp sit feature, and other random plugins.

RomeCraft Minecraft Server
Alternate Reality, Ancient civilization, awakening, BIZARRE, confusion, disorientation, dream world, Exploration, FANTASY, historical, italy, Journey, Minecraft, Mysterious, roman empire, Romecraft, Server, strange, surreal, third rome, time travel, unexpected, waking up
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you wake up in Third Rome – because who needs first or second when you can have the third, right? Join us for a chance to build your own Colosseum and host epic gladiator battles with your friends. Don’t worry, the lions are friendly…mostly.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always looking for new recruits. Learn the ways of the ninja, master the art of stealth, and sneak up on unsuspecting creepers for the ultimate takedown.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the wealthiest player in Third Rome? Join us now and find out!

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ChallengerCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are creepers constantly blowing up your hard work? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against those pesky creepers – exploding chickens! That’s right, our chickens are armed and ready to take down any creeper that comes their way.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare ores you could ever dream of. And the best part? It’s guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So why should you join our server? Because in the next two months, we’re going all out and taking Minecraft to a whole new level. We’re building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, a sky fortress made entirely out of cake, and a secret underwater city filled with mermaids.
Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let’s conquer this game together!

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