BadAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Potions Brewed:	45	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

QuintillionthCraft: Freeze Time Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Buildings Constructed:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server where we got da world’s fastest microscope dat freezes time at 1 quintillionth of a second! like bruh, u can see dem pixels freeze in mid-air like dey caught in a time warp or sumthin.

we got physicists at da University of Arizona workin on dis crazy tech, makin sure u can see every single block freeze in real time. imagine playin minecraft and u seein dem creepers freeze in mid-explosion, like WHAT?!

so come join our server and experience da mind-blowing power of freeze time technology. u won’t find dis anywhere else, cuz we da only ones crazy enough to make it happen. plus, we got free cookies for all new players. so what u waitin for? join now and witness da magic of freeze time microscopy in action!

EclipseMc – Where Creeper hugs are free but Diamonds cost extra!

#announcement, cost, creeper, diamonds, Discord, EclipseMC, Enchanting, EXTRA, Features, free, hugs, Ip:, Levels, money drop, Multiple homes, Plugins, redprotect, Sethome, Shop, smp, starter pack, Teleportation, Tpa, Tpaccept, tpdeny, Version 1.21.

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	114	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

EclipseMC Server Overview

Server Name	EclipseMC
Version	1.21
IP Address	eclipsemc.top:25565
Discord	Join Discord

Features:

Free starter pack
Shop (/shop)
Mobs with levels + money drop
Teleportation commands (/tpa, /tpaccept, /tpdeny, /tptoggle)
Set multiple homes with /sethome, teleport with /home

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I use RedProtect plugin?	Join our Discord server and check #announcement for a guide.
Is there a PvP (Player vs. Player) area?	Yes, we have a designated PvP arena for players to battle.
How can I get help if I encounter issues on the server?	Contact an admin or moderator in-game, or ask for assistance in our Discord server.
Are there any special events or competitions on the server?	We host regular events and contests for players with rewards for winners.

CraftyDestinyMC Server

API, Armor Picker, Braytech, Buffs, bungie, Bungie Press Kits, CraftyDestinyMC, curse of osiris, Debuffs, destiny, Destiny 2, Destiny General, Destiny Item Manager, Destiny Tracker, dim, Dps, Gunsmith, press kits, Server, Stats, the final shape, TTK, twab, Update 8.0.0.8

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4478
Enchantments Applied:	239	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Curse of Osiris? Look no further, because our server is the Final Shape of all Minecraft servers!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and ridiculous shenanigans that will make you question reality. Our server is so awesome, it’s like Bungie’s new path but in blocky form.

Need resources? We got you covered with DIM, Armor Picker, API, Stats, Braytech, Gunsmith, and more! It’s like having your own personal vault in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now before the TTK, Buffs/Debuffs, and DPS of our server become legendary tales that even the Guardians of Destiny will envy. Don’t miss out on the fun, because our server is the ultimate destination for all Minecraft enthusiasts!

MogMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no dirt house” policy. That’s right, if you try to build a dirt house, a herd of angry llamas will come and spit on you until you build something worthy of their majestic presence.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes, but be warned, it has a penchant for stealing shiny objects.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find our resident lava mermaids. These fiery beauties will challenge you to a dance-off, and if you can out-dance them, they’ll grant you the power of fire resistance for 24 hours.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional llama spit). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos and hilarity of our world, you’ll never want to leave.

BlockBlingCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the only compliments you’ll be getting are about your epic building skills, your impeccable redstone creations, and your flawless PvP tactics? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got players lining up to shower you with praise for your pixelated prowess!

Join us and become the talk of the town for your ability to build a functioning roller coaster that sends players flying into the sky, or for your secret underground base that’s so well-hidden, even the creepers can’t find it. And don’t even get us started on your impeccable fashion sense – those diamond armor sets are so last season, but your custom skins will have everyone green with envy.

So why wait? Join our server today and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player around. Just be warned, the compliments may go to your head – literally, if you build a giant statue of yourself on top of a mountain.

CraftyKyivDronez

airstrikes, Conflict, CraftyKyivDronez, Defense, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, Espionage, international relations, Military, Military operations, Moscow, political tensions, Russian facilities, SECURITY, strategic targeting, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones from ukraine attacking russian bases near moscow HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PostMenopausalCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, on this server, we got postmenopausal women with covid-19 who have been surviving for 8 weeks with symptoms! crazy right? but wait, there’s more! we also got infected patients who still have symptoms after 1 and 2 years! like, how is that even possible? u gotta join this server to see for urself! it’s like a never-ending survival mode but with a twist! so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

IncelCraft Minecraft Server

Birth, DATING, feminism, incel, IncelCraft, internet culture, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, male identity, Masculinity, mental health, mental health issues, Minecraft, Misogyny, online communities, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, social isolation, societal pressures, toxic masculinity

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	807
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can witness the birth of an incel! Join us as we watch a lonely player transform into a fedora-wearing, Mountain Dew-chugging, keyboard warrior right before your very eyes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who are constantly throwing wild parties and causing chaos. Can you survive the spooky shenanigans and maybe even become friends with the undead?

So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

GrifterTateGetsBusted Minecraft SMP

Arrest warrant, arrested, consequences, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice system, culture, Deception, fraud, grifter, GrifterTateGetsBusted, investigation, Justice, law and order, law enforcement, legal trouble, Minecraft, repeat offender, scandal, smp, Tate, white collar crime

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	4198	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Animals Bred:	51	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and questionable decisions! Tate is constantly getting arrested for reasons no one can quite understand – is it because he keeps trying to steal all the diamonds on the server? Or maybe it’s because he insists on building his house out of TNT? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, grifter culture has never been more alive than on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just watch out for Tate and his latest scheme!

SurgeryCraft: NoCigs4Mom

addiction, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, cigarettes, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, generational differences, health concerns, INDEPENDENCE, moral dilemma, NoCigs4Mom, parental expectations, personal values, refusal, secondhand smoke, smoking, Support, surgery recovery, SurgeryCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Buildings Constructed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with cigarette smoke in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the air is always fresh and clean! No secondhand smoke here, just pure pixelated fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about buying cigarettes for your mom after her surgery. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs cigarettes when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you entertained?

Don’t be the asshole who buys cigarettes for their recovering mother, be the hero who saves the day in a virtual world where smoking is banned and adventure awaits around every corner. Join our server now and say goodbye to smoky smells and hello to a smoke-free gaming experience!

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