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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchantments Applied:	129
Ores Mined:	2031	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Have you ever been told to build a house out of TNT on a Minecraft server? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy advice you’ll get on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive builds, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now and see just how insane Minecraft can get!

Jimmy Wang Yu Minecraft SMP: Better Than All of Them, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan…

Action Movies, action stars, Asian actors, bruce, Bruce Lee, Chan, Chinese actors, Cinema, film industry, filmography, Hong Kong Cinema, iconic actors, Jackie, jackie chan, Jet Li, jimmy, Jimmy Wang Yu, kung fu, LEE, Legends, Martial Arts, martial arts icons, martial arts legends, martial arts masters, Minecraft, movie industry, smp, WANG

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Jimmy Wang Yu himself! That’s right, forget about Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, and Jet Li – Jimmy Wang Yu is where it’s at!

Join our server and experience epic battles and adventures like never before, all led by the ultimate kung fu master. Jimmy Wang Yu will show you how to kick butt and take names in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Plus, rumor has it he can mine diamonds with his bare hands!

So why settle for ordinary when you can join the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP around? Come join us and see why Jimmy Wang Yu is truly the king of the virtual world!

DoubleDirtDollars

budgeting, Communication, DoubleDirtDollars, Expenses, Fairness, finances, financial equality, financial obligations, financial responsibility, income, living together, luxury spending, paying bills, relationships, Rent, roommate conflicts, salary, SAVING, shared expenses, student loans

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where players split rent 50/50 like this couple, but with a twist – the creepers pay their fair share too! Watch as the girlfriend, who makes double the diamonds, refuses to pay more even after her student loan saga. Will she finally agree to pay her fair share or will the boyfriend have to mine for justice? Join now to find out! Plus, we have a special event where players can buy new wardrobes, expensive armor, and even brand new enchanted cars! Don’t miss out on the drama and the diamonds – join our server today!

HateCrafters

Backlash, controversial, criticism, double standards, hate, HateCrafters, judgement, misconceptions, misunderstood, Negativity, Overlooked, Overrated, scrutiny, societal norms, Underappreciated, Underrated, unfair treatment, Unjustified, unpopular opinion

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Have you ever felt like creepers are constantly judging you for your building skills? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, even the creepers will be in awe of your epic creations! Join us and show those pesky mobs who’s boss with your insane building skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken egg that hatches into a magical flying chicken mount. Who needs horses when you can soar through the skies on a majestic chicken?

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of our server’s dungeons, where you’ll face off against the fearsome Sheep of Doom. This woolly beast is said to have the power to turn players into sheep with a single bleat. Will you be able to resist its fluffy charm and emerge victorious?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Abcde Craft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

ABCDE Craft Season 1 is live with many ways to earn real money from playing! Survival, Economy, Sky Block and Parkour challenges await you! Prizes are worth over $250,000!

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WILD

AutoRank, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft, norwegian, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

VIJO MC survival server!

We are a Norwegian minecraft survival server under construction. We use mcmmo, towny, autorank and much more!

213.170.135.125

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Belmont family, Castlevania, classic games, Dominus Collection, dracula, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming discussion, gaming recommendations, Gothic, Konami, Metroidvania, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, platformer, retro gaming, Server, Sisters mode, Vampire, vampire hunter, video games, WHIP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even wear your Dominus Collection while playing Sisters mode? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Join us for non-stop laughter and fun as we embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out in the craziest game modes you’ve ever seen. And don’t worry, on our server, the Sisters mode is not just playable, it’s downright legendary.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two (or three, or four…). Let the madness begin!

Fall Season Lineup Minecraft SMP

Anticipated, autumn, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, Excited, Fall, Fall Season, LINEUP, Minecraft, must see, Mystery, new releases, Premiere, reality tv, Season, series, Shows to Watch, smp, streaming, television, Thriller, tv shows, Watchlist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magic Items Found:	3427
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you ready to fall into a hilarious adventure on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and unexpected shenanigans!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our Fall Season Lineup! We’ve got a pumpkin spice latte-themed building competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pumpkin helmet (because who wouldn’t want that, am I right?).

But that’s not all! We also have a turkey hunt event where players have to track down the elusive “Turkey King” and challenge him to a dance-off for a chance to win a pet turkey that poops out golden nuggets (yes, you read that right).

And if that’s not enough to get you excited, our server is also home to the legendary “Leafy Llama Gang” who roam the land on llama-back, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience!

CatNapOrByeFelicia

cat behavior, cat behavior issues, cat feeding, cat health, cat ownership, Cat rescue, CatNapOrByeFelicia, pet adoption, pet behavior, pet care, pet conflicts, pet dilemmas, pet euthanasia, pet ownership, pet parenting, pet problems, pet rehoming, pet responsibilities, pet solutions, pet training, sleep deprivation

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the constant screams of a needy cat? Look no further! Our server is so engaging, you’ll forget all about the orange menace in your home.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the never-ending demands of your feline overlord. Our server is so addictive, you’ll finally get a good night’s sleep without any wall scratching interruptions.

Don’t worry about the vet bills piling up, on our server, the only thing you’ll be spending is your time exploring epic landscapes and battling mobs. Who needs a behaviorist when you can just slash your way through pixelated enemies?

So come join us and leave that annoying cat behind. You deserve a break from the constant meowing and demands for wet food. Trust us, this server is the purr-fect solution to your feline-induced sleep deprivation.

CraftyMindBoosters

Coping skills, counseling, CraftyMindBoosters, emotional intelligence, Exercise, Gratitude, Healthy Eating, hobbies, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, positive relationships, relaxation techniques, self-care, Sleep, Stress Management, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Towns Built:	6

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and ruining your day? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing villagers. Our server is so relaxing, it’s been known to cure insomnia, anxiety, and even the dreaded “minecraft rage”. So come on, join us and let your worries float away like a blocky cloud in the sky!

ElderlyCraft: Japan’s Demographic Dilemma

Aging population, aging society, birth rate, Demographic, demographic crisis, Dilemma, economic impact, elderly population, ElderlyCraft, employment, government policies, Healthcare, immigration, Japan, Japans, labor shortages, Long Term Care, pension system, population decline, record high, Retirement, social security, Workforce, working age population

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where we have an abundance of old people who can’t find jobs cuz they’re too busy playing minecraft all day! our server is like a retirement home but with creepers and zombies instead of bingo and shuffleboard. come build with us and help our elderly population fight off the hordes of mobs while they try to remember where they left their dentures. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and confusion, just like trying to navigate a japanese subway system during rush hour. join now and be part of the chaos!