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CraftyAdviceMC SMP

worst direction, smp, worst guidance, misguided counsel, CraftyAdviceMC

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a bunch of creepers came out and started dancing the Macarena. It was wild, I tell ya!

And the best part is, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and give you unlimited diamonds if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where all the chickens wear top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy chicken party 24/7!

So come join us on this crazy server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for the talking sheep, they’re a little too sassy for their own good.

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MineCraftyBadvice

worst advice, bad advice, mistaken advice, misguided advice, misguided suggestion

Have you ever been told to build a house out of TNT on a Minecraft server? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy advice you’ll get on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive builds, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now and see just how insane Minecraft can get!

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BadAdviceMC SMP

unhelpful advice, bad advice, worst advice ever, detrimental advice, misguided advice

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

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Anko’s Fishy Adventures – Daily Minecraft Madness

Adventures, fishy, Minecraft, abrupt end, deep sea fish

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a manga that never ends…until it abruptly does! Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through our world filled with fish people who take medicine to keep their lower bodies human (because who needs a fish tail, am I right?).

Join us and meet the human girl Wakasa Otomi who loves fish people and is eager to meet as many as she can, including the self-conscious lantern fish girl Tsutsumi Anko. Together, you’ll tackle fish-related problems that intersect with ordinary high-schooler issues. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

So why wait? Dive into the absurdity and hilarity of our server, where the true ending is the friends you make along the way (and maybe a questionable source Japanese cartoon drawing or two). Trust us, some things just never change…like the fact that fish people are always welcome in our town!

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Sexy Commando Craft: Sugoi Masaru’s Minecraft Madness

BIZARRE, offbeat, Masaru-san, Wacky, Craft

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, Commando 49: It’s Not a Tuna! 3! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained commandos who will protect you from any creepers, zombies, or even evil tuna fish that try to attack you. That’s right, we take our tuna protection very seriously here.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with hidden treasures, rare items, and a never-ending buffet of pizza. Because who doesn’t love pizza while mining for diamonds?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Not-A-Tuna boss, a giant fish with legs who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win exclusive loot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

4. We host weekly build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous and hilarious structures, from giant toilets to pixel art of famous memes. The creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Commando 49: It’s Not a Tuna! 3 today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Smelly SMP: Where Minecraft smells so bad, you’ll wish for chat reports

Chat, Safezone, Reports, resource-rich, origins mod

Stinky SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	16 gigs of RAM, dedicated processor cores up to 4.8 GHz, Ryzen 9 5950X CPU
Special Mod	Origins mod with 9 base origins and 61 custom origins

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban or punishment?

Yes, the server emphasizes fair moderation, so you can appeal a ban or punishment for true rulebreaks.

2. Will the server ever reset?

No, there are absolutely NO resets, allowing players to enjoy the server for years.

3. How does the Safezone-Borderlands system work?

The server operates on a system where a central area has claims, graves, and rules against griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands is resource-rich but allows these actions.

4. Can I suggest custom origins for the Origins mod?

Yes, you can suggest custom origins, but they need to be high quality and balanced.

5. Are there player-driven factions or teams?

Yes, there are various teams you can join or create, each with their own goals and ideologies.

SkyBlade VS Hypixel

Adventure, Mini Games, EXCITEMENT, instagram, Creative

Comparison of Hypixel and SkyBlade Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Limited cross-play between Bedrock and Java
Wide variety of minigames	Can be overwhelming for new players
Frequent updates and events	Can experience lag due to high player count

SkyBlade

Pros	Cons
Supports Bedrock and Java cross-play	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Large variety of fun minigames	Potential for slower updates
Open to player feedback for improvement	May not have as many players online at all times

FAQ

Q: Which server has a larger player base?

A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to SkyBlade.

Q: Which server supports cross-play between Bedrock and Java?

A: SkyBlade supports cross-play between Bedrock and Java.

Q: Which server has a wider variety of minigames?

A: Both servers offer a wide variety of minigames, but SkyBlade has a larger list of available minigames.

Q: Which server is more open to player feedback for improvement?

A: SkyBlade is more open to player feedback for improvement.

White Nigga’s Minecraft Madness

cultural appropriation, Stereotypes, Identity, inclusive language, societal norms

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace all forms of humor, even if it’s a little questionable! Join us if you want to experience a world where political correctness goes out the window and laughter is the only rule.

On our server, you’ll find players who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of comedy, like calling themselves “nigga” even if they’re as white as a snowman. It’s all in good fun, right? So if you’re looking for a place where you can let loose and have a good time without worrying about being too sensitive, then this is the server for you.

Come join us and see just how far we can take our jokes and shenanigans. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget what being offended feels like. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

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PirateCraft: Shiver Me Blockers

shipmates, plundering, high seas, pirate crew, pirate captain

Ahoy there, me hearties! Welcome to the most swashbuckling Minecraft server on the seven seas! Join us if ye be lookin’ for a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, ship battles, and plunderin’ galore!

Why should ye join our crew, ye ask? Well, let me tell ye a tale of a legendary pirate who once sailed these waters. They say he buried his treasure deep within the server, guarded by fearsome creatures and deadly traps. Will ye be the one to uncover his riches and claim the title of Pirate King?

But beware, me mateys, for this server be filled with all sorts of wacky shenanigans. From exploding chickens to dancing skeletons, ye never know what mischief ye might encounter on your journey. So grab yer sword and set sail for the craziest Minecraft adventure ye ever did see!

So what are ye waitin’ for? Join us now and let the plunderin’ begin! Aye aye, my mateys!

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Hydra Network

Server, Economy, Discord, Survival, LifeSteal

#1 Lifesteal server with friendly community and awesome features. Join our discord for more information

play.hydranetwork.fun:25586

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