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Worst Advice

  • CraftyFoolsMC

    CraftyFoolsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous advice like building your house out of TNT for extra security or trying to tame a creeper as your pet! Who needs boring old advice when you can join our server and live life on the edge (literally, because we have a giant cliff you can jump off of for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some truly terrible advice that will have you laughing all day long!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BadAdviceMinecraftSMP

    BadAdviceMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun, bro. We got like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like, super buff and ready to take you down. But don’t worry, we got this one dude who’s like, a pro at killing them. He’s got this secret weapon called the “Carrot of Doom” and it’s like, unstoppable.

    But wait, there’s more! We have this legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map, and if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. Yeah, you heard me right, a magical chicken. And rumor has it that one of the wishes is unlimited pizza for life. I mean, who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have this one guy who’s always building giant statues of himself everywhere. It’s kinda weird, but hey, it adds to the charm, right? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, bro. Join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyAdviceMC SMP

    CraftyAdviceMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a bunch of creepers came out and started dancing the Macarena. It was wild, I tell ya!

    And the best part is, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and give you unlimited diamonds if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where all the chickens wear top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy chicken party 24/7!

    So come join us on this crazy server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for the talking sheep, they’re a little too sassy for their own good.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyDisasterAdvice

    CraftyDisasterAdvice

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCraftyBadvice

    MineCraftyBadvice

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been told to build a house out of TNT on a Minecraft server? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy advice you’ll get on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive builds, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now and see just how insane Minecraft can get!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BadAdviceMC SMP

    BadAdviceMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP

    CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BadAdviceSMP

    BadAdviceSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or if you want to trade with villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

    Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started a dance troupe and perform synchronized explosions every night at midnight.

    So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

    CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “don’t punch a creeper”? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

    Join us if you want to follow the worst advice ever given, like building your house out of TNT or trying to ride a baby zombie pigman. Our server is the perfect place for those who love living life on the edge (of a cliff, probably).

    Forget about boring survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to survive crazy challenges like fighting off an army of killer bunnies or navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of following terrible advice in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, we are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or traumatized villagers. It’s all part of the fun, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RedditCraft: Bad Advice Edition

    RedditCraft: Bad Advice Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever followed advice from Reddit and ended up regretting it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to give you the best advice that will never lead you astray! Join us and experience a world where every block you break leads to a treasure chest full of diamonds and every mob you encounter breaks out into a dance party.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted trying to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a build battle, he will grant you three wishes – but be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a block of cheese!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP