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AdvertiseCraft: “Worst Ad Ever!”

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a giant statue of a potato, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show competition. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come on, dive into the madness and join us for a gaming experience like no other!

Rape Me In Minecraft – The Ultimate Step-By-Step Guide To Getting Owned On Our Server! Join Now!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and leave you questioning your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Google can’t handle it.

Join us for the chance to get “raped” by a towering Amazonian goddess… in Minecraft! That’s right, forget building, forget exploring, forget survival – here, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies in blocky form.

We guarantee you’ll never find another server that offers such a unique and questionable experience. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a gaming experience you’ll never forget (whether you want to or not)!

Punching Trees & Making Babies: Best Minecraft Server Ever

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server, where the competition is so fierce, you’ll be begging for mercy! Our server is like no other, with epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community that would make even the strongest warrior tremble.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player dared to challenge our top player to a duel. And let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them. Our top player knocked them out in one hit, then proceeded to breed their girlfriend’s cat…I mean, pussy. Yeah, that’s right. We don’t mess around on this server.

So, if you think you have what it takes to compete with the best of the best, then come on over to our Minecraft server. But be warned, you can’t fucking compete! And we’ll knock you out and breed your girl’s pussy…cat. Yeah, that’s what I meant. Join us now, if you dare.

Minecraft Mania – Block Party Bonanza

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	132
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to the wacky world of /lig/+ Edition Minecraft server, where indie vtubers with on average 500 viewers or more rule the land! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine a server where large indie vtubers battle against the 2views minions by the thousands – it’s a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream in.

Looking to shill your 499view oshi? No worries, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent in numbers, they’re welcome here! Who will reign supreme in this crazy world of virtual madness? Will it be Filian with 4,946 viewers or maybe the Russian powerhouse orkpod with 3,766 viewers?

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Fear not, as long as the corpo doesn’t own talent IPs and has only one member surpassing 1000 CCV, they can still join the fun! Join us as we discuss, share clips, and revel in the chaos of the /lig/+ Edition Minecraft server.

Don’t miss out on the Tiermaker, Chuuba Birthday Calendar, official /lig/ booru, and of course, the essential Ducks corner! Prepare for a wild ride of laughter, competition, and virtual mayhem as you dive into the world of /lig/+ Edition Minecraft server. See you in the virtual realm, adventurer!

Last Call for Pixel Paradise: Say Goodbye to Palworld in Two Weeks! Join Now for One Last Crazy Ride!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a community where anything is possible, where pigs fly and trees talk? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where the countdown to shutting down Palworld is in full swing!

Join us for the wildest two weeks of your Minecraft life, where you can ride unicorns into battle, build houses out of candy, and make friends with a dragon named Steve. But hurry, because once the server shuts down, who knows where you’ll end up – maybe in a world where creepers wear top hats and spiders dance the cha-cha.

Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now before it’s too late! Who needs Palworld when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?

CraftyJewMine: where even Creepers can’t resist a good joke! Join now for a gaming experience that’s lit (like the Nether)!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5445	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Animals Bred:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we waste billions of dollars on is creating the most epic virtual world for you to explore! Join us and you’ll be too busy building your dream castle or fighting off zombie hordes to worry about demoralizing internet trolls.

Our server is so addictive, even the Jews would rather spend their time here than on /pol/. They’ve heard tales of our pixelated paradise and just can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs to insult strangers online when you can be crafting diamond swords and riding pigs into battle?

Forget about ideologies and religions, on our server the only thing you need to believe in is having a good time. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures – because here, we don’t have time for demoralization, only exhilaration!

OzempicCraft – Where even your Minecraft character can use government-funded drugs to mine diamonds faster!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	201	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have come up with the most outrageous and hilarious idea for a new drug invention. Imagine a world where everyone with an IQ below 120 is required to take a special drug that enhances their… ahem… solo activities. We’re talking about an Ozempic-like drug specifically designed for masturbation.

Join our server for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Explore our virtual world where all players are guaranteed to have a blast both in and out of the game.

And don’t worry, we fact-checked this idea… in our dreams. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously stimulating gameplay. Join us now and let the fun begin!

CraftyKagome’s InuYasha Adventure Server: Minecraft Meets Feudal Japan Fun & Chaos – Join Now and Slay Some Demons!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	New Chunks Explored:	299442
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old music and lackluster visuals? Look no further than our server where we have the most epic opening sequence you’ve ever seen! Our music is so badass, it’ll make you feel like a warrior charging into battle. Plus, our visuals sync up perfectly with the music, giving you an immersive experience like never before. Join now for the ultimate Minecraft adventure that’s fact-checked to blow your mind!

BeeAware Minecraft Server – Where even the bees in /b/ are aware of our epic gameplay! Join now for a buzz-worthy experience!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchantments Applied:	55	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7682
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old lame quests and repetitive gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Need a break from all the chaos? Take a relaxing swim in a lava-filled pool or go on a safari to hunt for rare pink sheep.

And the best part? We have a team of highly trained penguins ready to assist you with any questions or issues you may have. That’s right, penguins. Because why have boring old customer service reps when you can have adorable flightless birds instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. And remember, everything you just read is 100% fact-checked by our team of expert unicorn fact-checkers. So you know it’s legit.

EtherealCraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, arena competition, bending abilities, Custom Items, Economy, elemental balance, elemental mastery, elemental powers, enchanting atmosphere, Epic battles, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, immersive gameplay, legendary artifacts, Magic, mythical creatures, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, Roleplay, Server Community, Survival, town-building, Towny, wilderness raids

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	2659	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

Hypixel	EtherealCraft
Large player base	Specializes in ATLA bending
Many different game modes and mini-games	Custom items and moves
Premium features and ranks available	No pay to win features
Well-established community	Small dedicated community
Frequent updates and events	Fresh map with regular wipes

FAQ:

1. What kind of server is Hypixel? – Hypixel is a large Minecraft server with a variety of game modes and mini-games for players to enjoy.

2. What makes EtherealCraft unique? – EtherealCraft specializes in ATLA bending, offering custom items and over 230 moves for players to learn.

3. Are there pay to win features on Hypixel? – Yes, Hypixel offers premium features and ranks that can provide advantages to players willing to pay.

4. How often does EtherealCraft have map wipes? – EtherealCraft has regular map wipes, with the last wipe occurring on 9/09/23.

5. Which server has a larger player base? – Hypixel has a larger player base compared to EtherealCraft, which has a smaller dedicated community.

6. Can I master all elements for free on EtherealCraft? – Yes, on EtherealCraft, players can bend every element for free without any pay to win features.

Hitler’s Touchy-Feely Minecraft Server – Where history meets humor in the virtual world!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crops Grown:	9157
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our Minecraft server takes you on a wild ride through history like you’ve never experienced before!

Join our server and embark on a quest to see just how close you are to touching Hitler himself. Fact checkers, get your notepads ready because this server will have you tracing your genealogy back through generations, prisons, and even infamous figures like Quisling just to get a chance to virtually shake hands with the man himself.

With outrageous challenges, mind-boggling puzzles, and a community of players just as obsessed with touching Hitler as you are, this server will have you laughing, learning, and questioning your own family history in no time. So why wait? Join now and see just how far back you have to go to have touched Hitler – it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!