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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2199 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!
After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!