Worship Minecraft Servers

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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

    And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GodlyCraft Minecraft Server

    GodlyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being just another player in a boring Minecraft server? Well, come join our server where you will be worshipped like a God! That’s right, every player on our server will bow down to you and offer you gifts of diamonds and enchanted gear. You’ll have your own temple built in your honor, complete with a statue of your Minecraft character!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the fabled Bacon Sword, a weapon so powerful it can defeat any mob with just one hit. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft deity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • IdolCraft2021

    IdolCraft2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you idolize Steve from Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft legend just like him! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into! So why wait? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OrthoCraft Minecraft Server

    OrthoCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a Minecraft heretic? Join our server and become a true believer in the ways of blocky Orthodoxy! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, with diamond rainbows and creeper angels roaming the land.

    But beware, for the non-believers are lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your precious diamonds and turn you into a heretic. Only by joining our server can you protect yourself from their evil ways and bask in the glory of the blocky heavens.

    So why aren’t you Orthodox, anon? Join our server today and let the power of the Minecraft gods guide you to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DivineCraft Minecraft Server

    DivineCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server and become one of Jehovah’s Witnesses! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a cult… I mean, family. We have weekly meetings where we gather around the virtual campfire and discuss the holy scriptures of Notch. And don’t worry, if you ever run into trouble, our moderators are like guardian angels, ready to swoop in and banish any griefers to the Nether realm. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of block-building together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HolyWarCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyWarCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we worship the one and only Jew demon of stolen foreskins, Yahweh! That’s right, Christians and Muslims unite in their love for this crazy deity while also battling it out with the Jewish race in epic battles for supremacy.

    Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?

    So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NipponNoMore Minecraft Server

    NipponNoMore Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of being forced to worship Japanese people on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a Japanese-free zone, where you can mine and craft in peace without any cultural obligations. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore veins are actually made of pure gold! So come join us and experience the ultimate freedom from Japanese worship while striking it rich in our golden diamond mines!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCultists

    CraftyCultists

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we make it rain diamonds like it's nobody's business! if you wanna flex on dem haters, dis is da place to be! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our villagers throw the wildest parties and our creepers are trained to give hugs instead of explosions. trust me, you ain't never seen a server like dis before! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let's get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Brainwashed BNWO Minecraft Server

    Brainwashed BNWO Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the Black New World Order in the most hilarious way possible! Are you a beta whiteboi looking to escape the clutches of interracial porn addiction? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all things BBC (Big Black Creepers)!

    Join us as we build monuments to the almighty Black New World Order, where once you go black, you NEVER go back! Our community is filled with players who have embraced their love for all things black, whether it’s building giant obsidian pyramids or crafting diamond armor in honor of our dark overlords.

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of Minecraft madness and let your inner beta whiteboi shine as you worship the BBC in all its glory. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FootFetishCraft

    FootFetishCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we worship feet like they’re ancient relics! Dive into a world where every block is shaped like a toe and every tree is a giant foot. Join us as we embark on quests to find the legendary Sock of Power and defeat the evil Toe Fungus King. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your very own foot-shaped castle and show off your toe-tally awesome creations to fellow foot enthusiasts. So come on down and kick off your shoes, because on this server, the only thing we knead is feet!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP