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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 6662 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
We offer a unique experience where you can commit more war crimes than every Kichijoji in Sumomomomomomomogaoka history (just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior). Listen to Natsue An’s moans as you build your Minecraft empire and let your imagination run wild (within reason, of course).
Suckle at her motherly bosom (metaphorically, please) and let her juche milk inspire your creativity in the game. Our server is louder than ten thousand radio announcements, with a community that is as passionate as you are about Natsue An (maybe not that passionate, but close).
So come join us, and let’s build a world where Natsue An’s twintails can hit you with love and where you can retire after raising twenty-seven virtual children together. It’s the perfect escape from reality, where you can let your wildest fantasies come to life (in Minecraft, of course).
