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TV2ZombieCraft

Activity, additional, aging, Average, Boosts, findings, healthy aging, light activity, Odds, odds of healthy aging, Replacing, seated, sedentary behaviors, Sleep, television, time spent, TV time, TV2ZombieCraft, two hours, Watching, worsened

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Potions Brewed:	106
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	35
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35

so, like, imagine this: instead of watching boring ol’ tv all day, you could be playing on this EPIC minecraft server that will make you age like fine wine, bro! like, seriously, if you spend too much time on the couch watching tv, your aging odds go down, but if you join this server, you’ll be aging like a boss, increasing your chances of healthy aging by, like, 1000% or something crazy like that! so, ditch the remote and grab your pickaxe, cuz this server is gonna make you feel younger than a baby chicken in no time!

Trump’s Minecraft Server – Final Edition /ptg/

@POTUS45, 45 Office, Donald J Trump, donald trump, Edition, FINAL, God Bless the USA, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Milwaukee WI, Minecraft, president trump, ptg, RSBN, Server, team trump, trump archive, trump library, Trump Rallies, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trumps, truth social, Tucker Carlson Live Tour, White House 45

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Buildings Constructed:	43	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s rallies? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build the greatest wall in Minecraft history, just like Trump promised! Don’t worry about griefers, we’ll deport them faster than you can say “Make Minecraft Great Again!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret Trump Tower hidden in our world, you’ll unlock the power of tweeting your enemies into oblivion. So come on down and join us, because on this server, we don’t build bridges, we build walls! #BuildTheWall #MinecraftTrump2024

Redpilled Minecraft SMP: Jew-Free Zone

anti-Semitic, computer games, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, controversial, controversial games, controversial gaming, controversial gaming community, controversial gaming topics, controversial topics, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Jewfree, Jewish conspiracy, Jews, Minecraft, Political, Propaganda, redpill, Redpilled, redpilled games, smp, Zone

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Ender Dragon’s Zionist agenda in Minecraft? Look no further than our SMP server, where we have banned all Jewish mobs from spawning! Join us as we fight against the tyranny of the Creeper Illuminati and uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s secret Jewish ancestry. Plus, every player gets a free tinfoil hat to protect themselves from mind control! Join now and help us uncover the truth in this wacky and wild adventure!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, character creation, Crystal Empyreum, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, fall guys, Femlala-Only Hypnosis Meetup, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Friendless Loser Meet, Garlean Election Watching, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Terminator Trilogy, Zalera

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Emeralds Found:	8719	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party zone for all you block-loving maniacs out there!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy competitions, and mind-blowing events that will make you question reality itself. We’ve got more resources than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all corners of the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can plunder like a pirate on a sugar rush? Or maybe you’d prefer to celebrate All Saints’ Wake with us, where the spookiness never ends (until it does, so hurry up!).

And mark your calendars for our future meetups that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone. From Terminator movie marathons to Femlala-only hypnosis sessions, we’ve got something for everyone. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Minecraft SMP – /fng/ Memories Edition

Bird Call Emote, Brick or Treat, Chapter 5 Memories, Edition, Eminem, Felina, Felina’s Claw Meow, fng, fortnite, Fortnite Chapter 2 Remix, Fortnite Crew Subscription., Fortnite Festival Season 6, ice spice, Juice WRLD, LEGO XP AFK Strategy, Memories, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, Progress Your Fortnite Passes, Quests, Ranked Reload, rocket racing, Season XP Leveling Pace, Shop, smp, snoop dogg, Stadium Lights, Stats, v-bucks

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	81
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 2 Remix on steroids! We’ve got Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Ice Spice, and Juice WRLD battling it out in Battle Royale – it’s a musical showdown like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – we have LEGO XP AFK Strategy that will blow your mind! And if you want to level up fast, check out our Season XP Leveling Pace guide. Plus, we have Mission Alerts for StW that will keep you on your toes.

And get this – coming soon, you can progress your Fortnite Passes by playing ANY experience! It’s like leveling up while you sleep (literally)!

But wait, there’s more! Buy Fortnite V-Bucks and earn the Bird Call Emote, unlock Felina and Felina’s Claw Meow for free, and experience the Stadium Lights Up for Snoop Dogg in Fortnite Festival Season 6! And don’t forget to check out Rocket Racing V31.40 and Brick or Treat in LEGO Fortnite V31.40!

Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Thank the Bus Driver and get ready for the ride of your life!

StoryMine Competitions for real money Minecraft server

Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, minecraft server, No Lags, pleasant, Plugins, Private, real money, Russian, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Warps, Web map

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	299	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Emeralds Found:	4286
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

8.storymine.ru

Fearful Craft Minecraft Server

apprehensive, body image, confidence issues, Craft, doubt, fear of intimacy, Fearful, genitalia, gross, Insecurity, INTIMATE, Minecraft, naked, Nervous, Opening, performance anxiety, roastie, scared of sex, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, sexual insecurities, sexual performance, vulnerable

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of worrying about awkward encounters in the bedroom? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you don’t have to worry about any of that! No need to get naked or show your pp, just focus on building and exploring with your fellow blockheads.

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about encountering any “gross roastie type pussies” because, well, we’re all blocks! No need to stress about your sexual performance either, just focus on mining and crafting to your heart’s content.

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. So come on, join our server and leave all your sexual anxieties at the door – we’re all about fun and games here!

Until open source free tards realise that people actually want… Minecraft SMP

Community, compatibility, Desktop, desktop computing, Development, free, freetards, GPU, Hardware, innovation, linux, Minecraft, Open, open collaboration, open source, open standards, operating system, people, Popular, proprietary drivers, Realise, smp, software, source, tards, Technology, technology enthusiasts, user experience, Want

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of dealing with open source freetards who just can’t seem to get it together? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where we don’t give a flying flip about proprietary drivers or whatever the heck the Linux desktop is? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where we embrace the world’s most popular GPU in our desktops without a care in the world. Say goodbye to boring servers that follow the rules – here, we make our own rules and have a blast doing it.

So come on, join us and let’s show those open source freetards what real Minecraft fun looks like. Who needs proprietary drivers when you have a crazy SMP like ours to play on? Let’s take over the Minecraft world together and leave the Linux desktop in the dust!

Sis Squad Minecraft Server

#zenitsu, action, Adventure, Anime, aoi, BOAR RUSH, Demon Slayer, FANTASY, he got the sister, japanese animation, long tail, Love Triangle, Manga, Minecraft, Nezuko, Server, SHONEN, Siblings, Sis, squad, Supernatural, switch honestly, the pig got the girl

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, pigs are getting all the girls and sisters are getting swapped left and right! Join now to witness the chaos as Nezuko gets BOAR RUSH’d and Zenitsu ends up with Aoi. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen on our server? Join us for a wild ride unlike any other!

Mindless Minecraft SMP Player

brain function, cognitive psychology, concentration, Consciousness, Focus, Images, internal monologue, introspection, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, mental imagery, mindfulness, MINDLESS, Minecraft, player, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, thinking, thought process, Visualization

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	148	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually have to use words to communicate? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, we have a special plugin that allows players to communicate using only emojis and pictures. That’s right, say goodbye to words and hello to a whole new level of confusion!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this incredible prize?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the server. Dance the night away with your fellow players to the sweet sounds of Minecraft music discs, and maybe even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new world of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Just remember, on our server, the only language we speak is emoji!

Gov’t-Free Minecraft Server

apathetic, Blacks, Consistent, country direction, Economy, electorate, gas prices, Government, GovtFree, high rent, immigration, Jordans, kamala, Lifestyle, Minecraft, partying, Penguin, Server, sex, societal issues, trump, unaffected, Weed

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
New Chunks Explored:	920658	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where politics and real-world issues don’t matter at all! Whether you’re team Trump, team Kamala, or team Penguin, none of them have any influence here. Our players are too busy living their best virtual lives to worry about high rent, gas prices, or the economy.

Join us for a wild ride filled with weed, sex, partying, and buying Jordans – because who needs real responsibilities when you can escape to our server? It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic creations.

Come see for yourself how our players, regardless of race, have been thriving in this virtual world for years, completely unfazed by the chaos of the real world. So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll!