worse dialogue Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TobaccoCraft: DNA Damage & Gut Bugs

bugs, Cancer prevention, cancer research, carcinogens, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, colorectal tumors, Damage, Dna, DNA damage, DNA sequencing, environmental factors, genetic analysis, genetic mutations, genetic risk factors, Gut, gut bacteria, Microbiome, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, public health, smoking, tobacco, TobaccoCraft, tumor development

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/300	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Star Shards Collected:	259	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have the biggest ever genetic analysis of colorectal cancer! we found out that tobacco and gut bacteria are causing all the DNA damage, but don’t worry, we have potions to protect you from those nasty cancer-causing critters! join us and fight off the evil tobacco and bacteria mobs while building your own epic base and battling other players in epic PvP battles! plus, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure waiting to be discovered! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s kick some cancer butt together!

Room Reno Minecraft Server

accessories, bedroom makeover, budget-friendly, color scheme, Creative, decor, Design ideas, diy, Furniture, home improvement, inspiration, interior design, lighting, Minecraft, organization, Redecorating, RENO, renovation, room, Server, Tips, Tricks, Upgrade

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/800	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about boring room upgrades again! Our virtual interior designers are top-notch and can turn your pixelated shack into a luxurious palace fit for a Minecraft king. Need a lava pit for a jacuzzi? We got you covered. Want a pet dragon to guard your diamond stash? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). So come on in and let’s make your room the envy of all your blocky friends!

The iDOLM@STER SMP Craze

cd, character birthdays, Cinderella Girls, collab, collaboration, Crazeliul, english wiki, event dates, gacha dates, idolm@ster general, idolmaster, idolmaster-thread, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, interview, japanese news, maintenance, material translations, merch, mini game, music downloads, shiny colors, smp, Stream, ulliThe, Vtuber

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9509
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play!

Imagine building a house with your friends while dodging creepers and zombies, only to have a surprise visit from a group of singing idols who want to join your server! Will you team up with them to defeat the Ender Dragon, or will you challenge them to a dance-off in the Nether?

With events like CG Manami’s birthday bash in 2024 and the SC x Oshi no Ko collab, there’s never a dull moment on this server. Plus, don’t miss out on the chance to unlock idol profiles by playing the Daifugo mini-game or discovering shocking family secrets like Hana’s little brother and Sakuya’s deceased parents (yikes)!

But that’s not all – we’ve got wet t-shirt competitions, dry t-shirt promotions, and even a digital pre-release of the hit song “mellow mellow” to keep you entertained. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join the Cats, Dogs, Bunnies, and Squirrels gang for some wild shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

CraftyControl Minecraft Server

abandonment, anger, Apology, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, confession, Confrontation, control, CraftyControl, DATING, family, fixated, forgiveness, friendship, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Obsession, reconciliation, Server, trip, worry

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/200	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and love triangles are just part of the game! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of our player who confessed his love to his childhood crush, only to be left heartbroken when she started dating someone else.

But that’s not all – we have golf trips, phone confiscations, and angry confrontations waiting for you! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? And hey, if you’re a literal bastard like our player, don’t worry – we welcome all kinds here, even those with mysterious parentage.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures? Come on in and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of Minecraft!

StepParentSassCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, husband, Insecurity, mother figure, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother, StepParentSassCraft, Support, Therapy, Understanding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/600	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Star Shards Collected:	112
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2379	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws staying over? Look no further! Our server is like therapy for family dynamics, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building relationships with your fellow players, just like I did with my stepdaughter (minus the tears and arguments, hopefully).

We promise not to force you to call anyone “mom” or “dad” – unless you want to, of course! And if things get heated, our moderators will step in to make sure everyone plays nicely.

So come on down to our server and build some bridges – both figuratively and literally! Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with in-laws who think they know best. See you there!

CreeperCrazeMC

awful names, awkward names, bad names, bizarre names, CreeperCrazeMC, cringeworthy names, embarrassing names, funny names, horrible names, inappropriate names, laughable names, odd names, regrettable names, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, uncommon names, unique names, unusual names, weird names, worst name

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that it will make you question the very fabric of reality? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your blocky world)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond tiara.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

ShieldedPrisonerMCServer

abuse of power, Accountability, Camera, Conflict Resolution, cover up, footage, Hospital, human rights violation, international law, investigation, Israeli soldiers, Justice, Middle East conflict, Military, Palestinian prisoner, rape, security forces, ShieldedPrisonerMCServer, shields, violent acts, War Crimes

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/500	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8893	Undead Armies Raised:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE DON’T RAPE PRISONERS, JUST BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND SLAY DRAGONS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE ISRAELI SOLDIERS LOOK LIKE NOOBS! PLUS, WE HAVE A HOSPITAL FOR WHEN THINGS GET TOO CRAZY. YOU WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE INSANITY, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

UkrainianRaiders: Cross-Border Chaos

aggression, Attack, border conflict, Chaos, Crimea, cross-border incident, CrossBorder, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military conflict, military intervention, political tension, russia, security threat, territorial dispute, Territory, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianRaiders, war risk.

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/900	Votes:	4389
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Emeralds Found:	7075

so, like, u know how russia is all like “oh no, ukraine is invading us” and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and be part of the epic battle between ukrainian troops and russian forces, all in the world of minecraft!

imagine riding a creeper into battle, blowing up enemy bases with tnt cannons, and fighting off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword. it’s like world war 3, but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect on this server.

so come join us and be part of the chaos. who will win the ultimate showdown between ukraine and russia? only time will tell. but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride!

CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft

Brain, brain function, brain health, brain metabolism, changes, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 infection, CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft, health, infection, long-term effects, Medical research, metabolism, neurological disorders, neurological effects, pandemic, research, respiratory illness, severe COVID-19, study, Virus

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than a virus is the fun! we’ve got so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about your brain metabolism!

rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret to curing COVID-19! but be careful, because the boss is actually a giant virus monster that shoots out face masks and hand sanitizer.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a fever dream (literally)! and don’t worry about your brain metabolism, because on this server, anything is possible – even growing a second head made entirely of diamonds.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it.

Noar Junior High School

Claims, classic, Grief Protection, Homes, Ice, Land Claim, max height, minecraft survival multiplayer, Nether, Noar Junior High School, Ocean, Parkour, parkour map, Players, PvP, RANK, smp, sunset, Survival, survivalgame, Survivalgames, Teleportation, Uptime, Votes

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/200	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Emeralds Found:	3161
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Minecraft survival multiplayer. Experience the fun of an SMP without worrying about being griefed with claims! You can claim your land, set homes, teleport to other players, and more! There is also a huge parkour map that goes to max height!

Players Votes Uptime Rank

Noar SMP Minecraft server Classic Sunset Ocean Ice Nether

noarsmp.com