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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1156 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 7331 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).
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So why settle for choice A or B when you can have choice OMG THIS IS AMAZING?! Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!