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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5408 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2369 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
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