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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 7483 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 298 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 9956 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. And remember, always buy. His. Games. Trust us, it’s worth it.