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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 7836 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8558 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Join us if you’re tired of girlfriends who demand too much of your time and just want to chill and play Minecraft in peace. Our server is a girlfriend-free zone where you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any relationship drama.
Forget about spending hours on the phone or being expected to hang out all day on weekends – on our server, the only thing you’ll be hanging out with is your trusty pickaxe and maybe a few friendly creepers.
So come join us and build your dream world without the stress of a demanding girlfriend. Who needs a real-life relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to?