so, like, this minecraft server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, the german election victor merz plays on it and he’s gonna pivot from the US cuz he’s too busy building epic castles and stuff on our server.
join us for a chance to battle merz in a epic pvp showdown, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds (not real ones, duh).
our server is so lit, even the coalition talks in germany are being put on hold cuz everyone is too busy crafting and mining with us.
come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server. yeah, you heard that right. come see for yourself, if you dare.
