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Crafty Hitler’s Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Menorah on Hanukkah? Look no further! Our server is so modern, even antisemitism is trying to keep up with the times. Forget about Hitler, we’ve got Martin Luther and Roman emperors causing chaos in our virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, insane stories, and a community that’s as diverse as a bagel buffet. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why this server is the chosen one! -
NaziHuntMC Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have uncovered the secret list of alleged nazi war criminals hiding in canada! we have polish and ukrainian groups working together to take them down in the virtual world. join us for a chance to hunt down these villains and bring them to justice in a blocky world of chaos and mayhem. who knew minecraft could be so intense and politically charged? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure! -
KurskCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge
join our epic minecraft server where russians and ukrainians team up to launch counter-offensives in Kursk Oblast! zelenskyy is our fearless leader who always has a plan, even when things get crazy! build your own base, team up with other players, and fight against the evil mobs that try to take over our land! come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to be a part of our epic adventure! -
Blocky Bants Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old servers where men and women are kept separate? Join our server and experience the ultimate unity of genders! We nuked all the outdated thinking that fuels sexism and homophobia, so you can enjoy a truly inclusive and hilarious Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots! Join now and let’s show the world that Minecraft is for everyone, no matter their gender! -
SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History, Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of klaus iohannis and have epic battles against the evil russians who are trying to distort history and rehabilitate nazis! we will show them who’s boss with our amazing builds and crazy adventures. romania will not back down, we will fight for our sovereignty and show the world that we are the true champions of minecraft! join us now and be a part of the most epic battles and adventures you will ever experience in your life! let’s show russia who’s boss and have a blast while doing it! -
AsiansAreOP Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where we embrace diversity like the Nazis never could! Join us for a chance to see black Africans in the German Wermacht, Asian men in the SS, and maybe even a Jewish player leading the charge in battle. Our server is a melting pot of cultures and backgrounds, just like a twisted version of history where everyone gets along (or at least tries to).So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a bizarre mix of players coming together to build, survive, and maybe even conquer? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a rainbow coalition of players taking on the Ender Dragon or battling it out in PvP arenas?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and be a part of something truly unique in the world of Minecraft SMPs.
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NaziCraft Server: 99YearOldSecretary
So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a 99-year-old former Nazi concentration camp secretary? Yeah, we didn’t think so either. But wait, there’s more! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft in a time machine back to World War II. Build your own secret bunker, hide from the enemy players, and try not to get caught by the secret police (aka the mods). Plus, every time you log in, you get a free swastika skin for your character. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience…or a court date. -
NaziNana99 Minecraft
so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that it’s run by a 99-year-old ex-nazi camp secretary. but get this, he’s not just any old secretary, he’s, like, a master builder in minecraft. he can create the most insane builds u’ve ever seen, like a giant swastika made out of diamonds or a concentration camp made out of bedrock.u might be thinking, “why would i want to join a server run by a nazi?” well, let me tell u, this guy is, like, totally reformed. he’s seen the error of his ways and now he’s using his minecraft skills for good. he’s building schools and hospitals and even a theme park dedicated to world peace.
plus, if u join his server, u get, like, special perks. u can fly around the map on a magic carpet made out of golden apples or summon a zombie army to do ur bidding. and every month, there’s a pvp tournament where the winner gets a real-life hug from the ex-nazi himself.
so, like, if u want to join the most insane minecraft server ever and hang out with a reformed ex-nazi, then u gotta join this server. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast.
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BoneCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we like to call it “The city built on blocks” because we’ve had over 30,000 players die while constructing our epic builds! Join us if you dare to test your survival skills in this bone-chilling environment.But don’t worry, we have plenty of respawn points and healing potions to keep you going. Plus, rumor has it that the ghosts of the fallen players sometimes appear to help you out in tough situations. Who needs friends when you have ghostly companions, right?
So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the city built on blocks. Just watch out for the creepers, they tend to explode in a spectacular fashion around here. It’s a blast!
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P38Craft: Plane, Can, or Gun?
so like, this server is like a P-38 but not really cause it’s a minecraft server and not a plane or a can opener or a pistol. but like, it’s still super cool and stuff.join our server and you can fly like a P-38 airplane, open cans like a P-38 can opener, and shoot stuff like a P-38 pistol. but like, in minecraft form.
we have epic battles where you can pretend you’re in WW II fighting for your life with a P-38 in hand. except instead of real danger, it’s just virtual danger. but like, still super intense and stuff.
so come join our server and experience the thrill of being a P-38 in all its forms. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.