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Super Soldiers Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about the impending doom of World War 3? Look no further! Our server is home to Xi Ming, a 130 IQ medical doctor and UFC fighter from China who will be leading the charge against the enemy forces. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to team up with the ultimate warrior in the fight for survival. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, including fighting alongside a super smart doctor who can kick butt like nobody’s business? Don’t miss out on the action – join our server today and prepare for the ultimate showdown! -
Genocide-Free Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of all this drama and chaos in the real world? Looking for a place where you can escape the madness and just have some fun? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!Join us and leave all the Russia-Ukraine war talk behind. No more spam, no more genocide – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers instead of worrying about taxes and political turmoil.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground bunker, protected from any real-world conflicts. So you can rest easy knowing that you’re safe from any Russia-Ukraine drama while you play.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our wacky and wild Minecraft community. Who needs real-world problems when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and leave all that nonsense behind!
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“Trust me,just an one block server”π€«π
Trust me,its just an one block serverI have many problem in the server(world war 3,dupe,….)Don’t worry, everyone in the server very “friendly”ππ€«GoodluckI have a tip for you before you join the server: don’t trust everyone1block.ddns.net:4426
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EndGame Minecraft Server
π€£ Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us in a world where World War 3 has just ended, and the craziest things are happening.π Picture this: Russia just got their butts kicked by NATO, and now President Biden and the Jew FΓΌhrer of new Khazaria Zelenskyy are partying it up in the Kremlin. But the real highlight? Natalia Poklonskaya getting BLACKED by American G.I. Tyrone with his 12-inch BBC. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocky characters!
π Join us as we celebrate the denazification of Russia, where white Russian women are spreading their legs to atone for their country’s sins. Putin and Trump are locked up, watching in horror as their daughters get BLACKED 24/7. It’s a wild ride, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!
π₯ So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knew blocky characters could get up to so much mischief? π
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DamascusNukeCraft: Where /pol/ finds religion in Minecraft!
Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where anything can happen, even the nuking of Damascus! Join us as we explore the aftermath of this apocalyptic event and see if even the most skeptical /pol/ users become believers in the power of our server.But that’s not all, we also have zombie hordes, alien invasions, and unicorn parades! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and unpredictable world. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
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World War 3: The Battle of Blocktopia
by the Council of Derp that this Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is home to a rare species of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon-loving diamond pigs!
2. The entire map is made up of edible blocks, so you can literally eat your way through the world. Just be careful not to get a stomachache from too much dirt and grass.
3. Our PvP arena is located on a giant trampoline, so you can bounce around while fighting your enemies. It’s like a battle and a bounce house all in one!
4. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. They may explode the dance floor every now and then, but hey, it’s all part of the fun!
5. The villagers on our server have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers, complete with choreographed dance moves. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a village flash mob!
So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!
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Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘I CAN’T EVEN’ Server
Tired of waiting for WW3 to start in real life? Join our Minecraft server and start your own epic battles! Our server is so intense, even the creepers are armed with nuclear bombs. Join now and show off your PvP skills in a world where the only rule is chaos. Who needs world peace when you can have world war in Minecraft? Join us and let the madness begin! -
Factions Oak
A raw factions server, raid people, build your base, become the most powerful player. Create the biggest farms, acquire spawners and build your empire.
mc.factionsoak.net
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Equus-Haven
This is a minecraft Modded equestrian server! We are currently in alpha testing. Beta Testing will be open to all current discord members as soon as it is ready to be opened. This server includes some realism as well as our own concepts.
– Some things we will offer include: – Registrating horses and properties – Tons of different disciplines to compete in, and rewards for winning as well as moving up the ranks. – A large sense of community. – The ability to build on your plot in creative or survival. – A coastal town full of shops and server buildings as well as player shops all in one place. – Trailers to take you to all of your locations. – +More! Come on over to find out!
192.99.28.22:25573