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MineHappyLand

Contentment, coping strategies, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inner peace, joy, mental health, mindfulness, MineHappyLand, optimism, perseverance, personal growth, perspective, positive mindset, resilience, self reflection, self-care, silver linings, strength, world sucks

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Runes Activated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Are you tired of the real world being a total snooze fest? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect escape! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with some virtual friends.

And hey, who needs therapy when you can unleash your stress by punching trees and mining for diamonds? Trust us, it’s way more therapeutic.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your worries melt away in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough torches to survive the night.

WaifuCraft: Where your 2D dreams become 3D reality!

action, Anime, Arcade, bullet hell, chuddies, classic touhou, Colorful, Cute girls, danmaku, dreams, Fan Made, FANTASY, indie, Magical Girls, my waifu game, nostalgic, Reality, Retro, Shooter, touhou-like, video game, waifu, WaifuCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a classic Touhou game…but with chuddies! That’s right, you can battle it out with your friends while wearing your favorite pair of chuddies for extra protection and style points.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chuddie King, who will grant you special powers and abilities if you can defeat him in a chuddie-wearing duel. Rumor has it that the Chuddie King once defeated an entire army of creepers with just one flick of his chuddie.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most chuddie-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the next Chuddie Champion and rule over the land in your stylish underwear.

Back in Block City

After all, back, BLOCK, can’t do, city, depression, detached, fucked up, hey, long trail, Loser, NAP, Sorry., tags, Wake Up

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7148	Potions Brewed:	47
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Hey there, sleepyhead! Looking for a reason to crawl out of your dark, depressing hole? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance the Macarena.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build a castle made entirely of cheese, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Kaii’s Kooky Craft Kingdom

Captivating, chilling, Craft, Dark, emotional, FANTASY, Gripping, Horror, INTENSE, Kaii, Kaiis, Kingdom, Kooky, Manga, mind-bending, Mystery, Otome, real, Shocking.., Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Thrilling, unexpected

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga come to life! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, quests to find rare enchanted items, and even a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who throw the best parties in town. You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible!

East Asia’s Block Party: Where we rule the world one block at a time! #MinecraftMadness

Asias, BLOCK, Competition, cultural influence, DOMINANCE, east, east asia, economic powerhouse, Future, Geopolitical, global power shift, Globalization, growth, innovation, Irrelevance, leadership, MinecraftMadness, Misery, Party, progress, prosperity, rule, Rule The World, Supremacy, technological advancement, Time, West, world

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4657
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4320	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where East Asia reigns supreme and the “west” is just a distant memory of irrelevance and misery. Join us as we build towering pagodas, harvest bamboo forests, and ride dragons into battle against our enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft master, Sensei Steve, who can teach you the ancient art of block-breaking and crafting like no other. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single punch!

So why join our server? Because here, you’ll not only conquer the virtual world of Minecraft, but also learn the secrets of East Asian wisdom and power. Plus, we have free sushi Fridays and karaoke nights where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Gangnam Style.”

Don’t be left in the dust of the “west” – come join us and experience the epic rise of East Asia in the world of Minecraft!

Lost in TranslationCraft: Where Accuracy is Optional and ‘Muh Localization’ Rules Supreme!

Accuracy, accurate translation, Communication, Community, controversy, Cultural differences, English, Hologra, hololive, International, Interpretation, japanese, Language, localization, Lost, MISTRANSLATION, muh, Official, Optional, Programs, rules, SUBS, SUPREME, Thoughts, TranslationCraft, translator, turned off

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is run by a former official translator who believes that localization should be anything but a translation. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before as you navigate through a world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

Pixelated Punks: The Server That Didn’t Need a Remake Anyway

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that keep getting remade over and over again? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic that it didn’t even need a remake in the first place! Why settle for a reboot when you can join us and experience the original, unadulterated awesomeness?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous pandas who have taken over the spawn point and are now demanding bamboo as tribute. Don’t worry though, they’re pretty chill as long as you bring them some snacks.

Venture into our world and you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. She may be fierce in battle, but she sure knows how to throw a killer rave.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Just make sure to bring your own saddle and lance!

So why waste your time on boring remakes when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness? Come on in and see for yourself why we didn’t need a remake anyways!

MattWalsh4Prez Minecraft Server: Where even creepers have opinions on politics!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Oh boy, do we have a Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where Matt Walsh is the ruler, decreeing that all players must build their houses in the shape of his glorious mustache. But beware, if you dare to question his political commentary, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity!

Join our server for the chance to engage in epic debates with fellow players about Matt Walsh’s hot takes on everything from pineapple on pizza to the proper way to fold a fitted sheet. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting one of Matt Walsh’s rants word for word, you’ll unlock a secret realm where you can ride around on a giant flying mustache.

So come on down to our server and let’s get political…Minecraft style! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

MineLOL – Digging for Laughs in the World of Blocks

April Trading Post, blocks, Digging, dragonflight.blizzard.com, General Resources, heroic raids, laughs, level squish, MineLOL, murlok.io, patch 10.2.6, plunderstorm section, Pointing Edition, raider.io, Raids, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, Shiver Me Timbers, spring finery, The War Within Trailer, trading post items, world, World of Warcraft, wow-petopia.com, wowg, wowhead.com

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Animals Bred:	175	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate Pointing Edition experience where you can battle it out in epic wars within trailers, just like in the movies!

Patch 10.2.6 has arrived and with it comes the dreaded Plunderstorm! Shiver me timbers as you prepare for the incoming chaos and embark on a journey like never before. And don’t forget to check out the Remix: Pandaria for a blast from the past with a twist!

But wait, there’s more! Season 4 Dungeon changes are here to challenge even the bravest warriors. Get ready for harder dungeons with no affixes or timers, it’s a test of skill like you’ve never seen before.

And if that’s not enough, our April Trading Post is stocked with exclusive items fit for a pirate king. Plunderstorm sections and spring finery await those who dare to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and dive into a world of adventure, excitement, and insanity! Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Blinded by Blocks: Where Creepers are the Real Eclipse

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7334
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Animals Bred:	85
Crops Grown:	1755	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a special eclipse event that will literally blind you in one eye! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Who needs depth perception anyway? Join now and see the world in a whole new (half-blind) way!

Blocky Ballers

adaptation, Anime, Anime Series, Ballers, Basketball, blocky, cultural barriers, Cultural differences, entertainment industry, Failure, Japan, Japanese media, localization, Manga, manga series, Marketing, Popularity, shonen jump, slam dunk, sports, sports anime, western audience

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	221172	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have that pizzazz you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a giant flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Flop in the West” challenge, where players must navigate through a maze of upside-down buildings while being chased by a herd of stampeding cows. Can you survive the chaos and come out victorious?

So why did it flop in the west, you ask? Because the west just couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server! Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).