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Crafty Caucasian Catastrophe – Minecraft Server

accuracy check, catastrophe, Caucasian, counting error, Crafty, data analysis, demographic crisis, demographics, dwindling numbers, global numbers, help needed, Major Emergency, math error, Minecraft, minority group, POL, Population, population estimation, racial demographics, Server, statistical discrepancy, white male population, white men, world population, world statistics

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	621
Dimension Hops:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of boring old math problems and boring old servers? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have a special /Pol/ section dedicated to solving all your math problems. Need help figuring out how many white men are left in the world? We’ve got you covered! And don’t worry, we have plenty of white men on our server to help you out. Join now for a wild and wacky time filled with crazy calculations and outrageous theories. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about the elusive 500 million white men!

March to Minecraft SMP Lumpur

activism, activism in Malaysia, citizens’ rights, civil disobedience, current events, Democracy, demonstration, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Kuala Lumpur, Kuala Lumpur protest, lumpur, Malaysia, March, Minecraft, peaceful protest, political movement, protest, protest march, public gathering, smp, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Crops Grown:	8117	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Farms Harvested:	734	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we host weekly chicken races where the winner gets a stack of enchanted golden apples. And don’t worry, our chickens are trained professionals.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kuala Lumpur March, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding creepers and lava pits to reach the promised land of diamonds. It’s a race against time and your fellow players, but the rewards are worth it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world?

Tiny High Schoolers Minecraft Server

Adventure, camping, Caution, cautionary tale, creepy predators, Dangerous, Freaks, HIGH, horny, Japanese high schoolers, JK bodies, Minecraft, PROWLING, Risky, Safety, Schoolers, Server, solo camping, teenagers, Tiny, unsupervised, vulnerable, Wilderness, Woods

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of surviving in the wilderness just like those Japanese high schoolers! But don’t worry, we’ve made sure to amp up the danger level by adding in some seriously horny freaks who are just dying to get a piece of that pixelated JK action.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart these pervy predators and make it out alive. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as they’re not too creepy)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky pervs lurking in the shadows…they’re always on the prowl for some pixelated fun!

Good Characters We Couldn’t Save Minecraft SMP

Characters, characters we couldn’t save, couldn’t save, couldnt, Good, Good characters, ITT, long tail tags, Minecraft, Save, smp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	4250	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our wacky adventures and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake because they thought it would attract more villagers. Needless to say, it didn’t work, but now we have a deliciously sweet base to hang out in.

Then there’s the player who tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by dressing up as a sheep. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their costume, but now they have a pack of sheep-dressed wolves following them around everywhere.

And who could forget the time we all decided to build a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit? It was a disaster, but hey, at least we got some epic screenshots before we all burned to a crisp.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with chaos, hilarity, and a whole lot of questionable decision-making, then this is the place for you. Join us and become a part of our unforgettable journey filled with good characters we couldn’t save (RIP Steve, the chicken who thought he could fly).

4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chong, 4Chongs, ANONYMOUS, Competition, controversy, cyberbullying, Decline, digital age, discussion forum, GamerGate, internet culture, internet history, LOSING, Meme culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, online harassment, Server, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, winning

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

anti-Semitic, Combat, deserters, discipline, Executioners, Frontline, historical records, Jewish soldier, Jewish soldiers, military discipline, Military Police, Minecraft, Myth, myth-making, Officers, Operation Torch, Propaganda, sensationalized fiction, smp, Totally, U.S. Army, war records, wartime events

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

RamashkaCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, RamashkaCraft, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

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Haitians Despised Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, criticism, despised, developing countries, DISMISSED, Gangsters, Haiti, Haitians, international relations, intervention, Invasion, mad max, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, Politics, Server, Social Issues, taken, third world, UN, united nations, wrong

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Animals Bred:	129
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old peacekeeping missions in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the UN peacekeeping mission has been replaced by Mad Max gangsters taking over Haiti! It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there! Who needs peace when you can have an all-out gangster war instead? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage, Barbara, character builds, Character Trailer, Chasca, Claw Convoy, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, LYNEY, Maps, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, OP pastebin, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Sucrose, The First Great Magic, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP? It’s like a wild adventure where you can team up with Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace, and Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues. These characters are straight up legends in the game, bringing love, peace, and some serious mystical vibes to the server.

And get this, there’s this event called “Claw Convoy” happening right now, where you can join forces with other players to take on epic challenges and score some sweet loot. Plus, the current character banner includes Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – talk about a dream team!

But wait, there’s more! You can snag some daily check-in rewards just for logging in, and there are redeemable codes floating around that’ll hook you up with Primogems. And if you need some help navigating this crazy world, there are links to wikis, simulators, maps, character builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist to keep you in the loop.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride with Chasca, Ororon, and a crew of legendary characters. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

Akatsuki D Hotaru, Apricot, CraftyVShojo, dedicated Henya discussion, dedicated Kson discussion, dedicated Mouse discussion, extended member discussion, former member discussion., froot, geega, hajime, haruka, haruka karibu, henya, Henya THe Genius, Hestia, Hestia Happiness, Hime, Hime Hajime 1570, Hotaru, iron mouse, K9 Kuro, kson, Kson Souchou, kuro, Mata, matara kan, mel, MICHI, Michi Mochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, Peke Is Peak, projekt melody, Server, shoot shoot bang bang, Subnautica, valo, vshojo, VShojo official channels, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	266
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	3430
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	1174
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a virtual playground filled with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us as we watch Mouse play Subnautica, but don’t worry, she’s only 6 hours in so there’s plenty of time to catch up! Hotaru is also live, playing with a hot dog model that Michi got her – you won’t believe the madness that ensues.

And if you’re in the mood for some shoot shoot bang bang action, Nagi is here to satisfy your gaming cravings with some Valo gameplay. It’s a wild ride on our server, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures.

Our VShojo crew is a bunch of lovable goofballs who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From Froot to Zen, each member brings their own unique flair to the server. And don’t forget to check out our official channels for even more craziness!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of virtual mayhem. See you there!

Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

Anons, ANONYMOUS, AREA, Chat, city, Community, Connect, discussion, forum, Friends, Gathering, local ], Meetup, Minecraft, Network, Pacific Northwest, PNW, Residents, seattle, Seattle area, smp, Socialize, Urban, Washington

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the Seattle area anons out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and diamond-encrusted creepers. They fought valiantly, using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons, and emerged victorious, their pockets overflowing with riches. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian, and a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, you heard that right.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server and become part of the craziest community of Seattle area anons you’ll ever meet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.