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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7987 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4037 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 266 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
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