so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna laugh ur butt off? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the funniest place ever. we got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing for emeralds. it’s a wild ride, my dude.
also, guess what? magnus carlsen got kicked out of our server for wearing jeans. can u believe it? apparently, our server has a strict dress code of only diamond armor and elytra. sorry, magnus, maybe next time.
but seriously, if u wanna have a blast and meet some crazy peeps, come join us. we promise u won’t regret it (unless u forget to bring ur sense of humor, then u might regret it a little).