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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 843 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the llamas wear top hats and monocles. it’s like a fancy llama party down there, i swear.
plus, our admin is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing in diamond armor.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who needs gender equality rankings when you can have this much fun, right?