we got unicorns flyin’ around, talkin’ pigs that give u diamonds, and a secret cave full of cake. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out its butt.
come on, man, don’t be a square. join our server and be part of somethin’ epic. who needs the real world when u got a minecraft world full of magic and madness? let’s do this, bro!
– Our Indian players have mastered the art of building intricate temples and palaces that will make your jaw drop. Plus, they throw the most epic Bollywood dance parties in the virtual world!
– Our Muslim players have created stunning mosques and bustling marketplaces that will transport you to another world. And rumor has it, they have a secret recipe for the most delicious virtual biryani you’ll ever taste.
– But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja pandas who roam the land, protecting players from creepers and other pesky mobs. Trust me, you’ll want these furry friends by your side.
So come join our crazy, diverse Minecraft community and experience a world like no other. Who knew building blocks could be this much fun?
Legend has it that whoever possesses the Potato of Power will have unlimited food, endless riches, and the ability to summon a potato army to do their bidding. But be warned, the Potato of Power is guarded by the fearsome Potato King, a spud so powerful that even the bravest players tremble at the mention of his name.
Join our server now and embark on a quest to find the Potato of Power, defeat the Potato King, and become the ultimate potato master. But beware, you never know who else is out there trying to claim the potato throne for themselves. So grab your spud cannons and potato swords, and get ready for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?
So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re surrounded by a mob of players all trying to trade with you or challenge you to a duel. It’s chaos, but it’s the best kind of chaos. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PVP arena. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.
But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into cute little bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.
So why should you join? Because where else are you going to find a server with this much action, this many players, and this many crazy mods? It’s like a never-ending party that you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!
1. Limited resources: With only 1 million players left, resources are scarce and you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to survive. But hey, who doesn’t love a good challenge?
2. Zombie apocalypse: Rumor has it that the sudden population reduction was caused by a zombie outbreak. Join our server to fight off hordes of zombies and save humanity!
3. Alien invasion: Some players believe that aliens were behind the population reduction. Join us to uncover the truth and maybe even make friends with some extraterrestrial beings.
4. Epic quests: Our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From slaying dragons to rescuing princesses, there’s never a dull moment here.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and be a part of this crazy, post-apocalyptic world where anything is possible!
WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON, AND DIAMONDS THAT SING LIKE BEYONCE!!!
COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND, WHERE EVERY BLOCK YOU BREAK BRINGS YOU CLOSER TO IMMORTALITY!!!
DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, WHERE THE SUN RISES IN THE WEST AND SETS IN THE NORTH!!!
JOIN NOW AND BECOME PART OF THE INSANITY!!!
The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.
| CPU | AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
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| RAM | 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total) |
| Location | San Jose, California, United States |
| Platform | Fabric 1.21 |
Datapacks:
Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition
Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!
Join us if you’re tired of boring old browsers like Firefox, which has been taken over by Marxist zombies who want to censor and spy on your every move. Our server is the only safe haven from their evil clutches, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content without fear of being deplatformed.
So come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a horde of zombies is missing out on all the fun! Join now and let’s show those pesky Marxists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution?
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of mischievous llamas who roam the server causing chaos wherever they go. Who knows what kind of trouble they’ll get into next?
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like this one!
Come join us and build your own cannabis empire, grow them crops, and sell ’em for mad stacks of diamonds! We got the dankest buds in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to give you a high like no other. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our virtual world, so you ain’t gotta worry ’bout no po-po bustin’ down your door.
So what you waitin’ for? Come on down to our server and let’s get blazin’! Remember, it’s all about that green, baby!
build your own winged fortress, complete with a moat of ranch dressing and towers made of spicy buffalo sauce. team up with other players to form wing alliances and conquer the server together.
but beware, there are rumors of a secret wing recipe hidden deep within the server, guarded by a powerful chicken boss with a taste for destruction. will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the legendary wings for yourself?
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the amount of hot sauce you can handle). fly high with us on our chicken wing minecraft server!
| Modpack | All The Mods 9 |
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| Version | 1.20.1 (Modded) |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
About Us:
We’re a small allthemods9 survival multiplayer server looking for members to join and play.
Join Us:
First join our discord then fill out the application to be added to our whitelist.
Getting Started:
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | First join our Discord and fill out the application to be added to the whitelist. |
| What version of the modpack are you using? | We are currently using version 1.20.1 of the All The Mods 9 modpack. |
| Can I invite my friends to join? | Yes, you can invite your friends to join as long as they also follow the application process to be whitelisted. |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing Endermen and singing chickens. But beware, the Queen Creeper has a mischievous side and loves to prank unsuspecting players. One time, she turned an entire village into a giant cake just for fun!
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and craziness on our server. We also have epic build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous structures. From pixel art masterpieces to gravity-defying skyscrapers, the creativity on our server knows no bounds.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a diamond tiara? Only on our server, where Queen Creeper reigns supreme!