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TrumpCraft: Build Walls or Bridges?

America, anticipation, anxiety, Bridges, BUILD, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, global uncertainty, Government, INAUGURATION, international relations, leadership, optimism, pessimism, policy, Political Climate, Presidency, trump, Trumpcraft, uncertainty, united states, walls, world leaders, world politics

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	721	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

join dis minecraft server and escape da madness of da real world, where trump is president and da end is near! on dis server, u can build ur own bunker to hide from da chaos outside, or team up with other players to overthrow trump and save da world!

we have custom plugins dat let u ride giant chickens into battle, summon zombie minions to do ur bidding, and even turn into a dragon and rain fire down on ur enemies!

come join us and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time! #notmypresident #minecraftforpresident #trumpprotestersunite

Eastern Horizon 1.20.5

1.20.5, China, cultural diversity, Decline, demographic shift, eastern, economic implications, global migration, HORIZON, immigration, immigration patterns, immigration policies, immigration statistics, Immigration Trends, Israel, Multiculturalism, population control, russia, societal impact, unwashed masses, White western countries, world politics, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	6213
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	98
Ores Mined:	799	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz it’s like the last bastion of pure white Western civilization in a sea of unwashed masses! Forget China, Russia, and Israel, they ain’t importing no one, but we’re holding it down for the white peeps!

Join us and help stop the decline of our glorious race as we build epic structures and fight off hordes of non-white invaders! It’s like a virtual crusade, but with blocks and swords instead of horses and armor. Don’t be a normie, join us and be a warrior for the white cause!

ZelenskiyCraft: Noobs vs. North Korea

armed conflict, battlefield losses, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, global tensions, humanitarian crisis, international news, Kim Jong-un, Korea, military conflict, military intervention, military strategy, Noobs, north, North Koreans, Russian forces, Ukraine, Ukraine’s president, Vladimir Putin, war casualties, world politics, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s zelenskiy is fighting off north koreans with diamond swords and enchanted armor! the battlefield is lit with explosions and lava pits, but don’t worry, our russian forces are too busy dancing to protect them! join now for a chance to witness the most chaotic and hilarious battles in minecraft history! also, we have free cake for all players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again!

Kekistan Minecraft SMP Land

Army, controversial opinions, extremism, extremist groups, funding, geopolitical tensions, global conflict, international relations, Invasion, Kekistan, Land, Military Funding, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, Political unrest, radical ideologies, smp, Syria, third world, US, War Tactics, world politics

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Items Found:	6297	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe in world domination through blocky warfare! Join us as we gather our army of pixelated warriors and conquer lands like never before. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have epic battles in the virtual realm?

Our server is the perfect place for those who have dreams of leading armies and taking over the world. We even have funding for our conquests, so you can rest assured that your war efforts will be well supported.

So come join us and let’s show those third world shitholes who’s boss in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Let’s turn the virtual world into our playground for chaos and mayhem!

American Confusion Minecraft Server

American, American identity crisis, AMERICANS, changing dynamics, confusion, decline of power, emerging powers, foreign policy, funny, geopolitical landscape, Global influence, global perspective, global power shift, hegemonic superpower, international relations, Minecraft, perspective shift, Server, shifting balance of power, superpower status, Understanding, united states, World Order, world politics

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mines Excavated:	3707
Ores Mined:	4503	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Join our Minecraft server and witness the chaos as Americans struggle to come to terms with the fact that they’re not the top dog anymore! Watch as they build monuments to their former glory, only to have them destroyed by players from other countries. It’s a hilarious battle of egos that you won’t want to miss! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with cheeseburgers and freedom fries for all our players. Come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Nuke Putin’s Minecraft Server

aggression, defense measures, diplomatic crisis, escalation, global conflict, international relations, military capabilities, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, nuclear deterrent, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, Nuke, political tension, potential threat, putin, Putins, security concerns, Server, shithole, testing ground, war threat, world politics

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dimension Hops:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream base. Will Putin actually nuke a NATO country or will he just use our server as a testing ground for nuclear warfare part II? Who knows, but either way, it’s sure to be a blast! Literally.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the stakes are higher than ever. Plus, where else can you say you’ve been involved in a potential international incident while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, of course!

Quick Minecraft SMP international question: who is the president of the United…

American politics, current affairs, current events, Democracy, executive branch, global affairs, Government, head of state, International, leadership, Minecraft, political figure, Politics, president, question.., Quick, smp, United, united states, United States president, White House, world leader, world news, world politics

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles with flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in a weekly sheep shearing competition, and even have the opportunity to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly spleef tournament gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Don’t miss out on all the wacky fun – join us today!

The Unfairly Treated Nation Minecraft SMP

disadvantaged group, discrimination, discrimination against nation, global inequality, global injustice, human rights violation, INEQUALITY, injustice, international relations, marginalized community, marginalized society, Minecraft, mistreated population, nation, oppressed nation, oppressed people, smp, social justice, TREATED, unfair policies, unfair treatment, unfair treatment of country, Unfairly, unjust actions, world politics

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Divine Spears Created:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server in the world! We are the most unfairly treated nation in the Minecraft universe, but we didn’t deserve it! Join us as we seek revenge on all those who have wronged us, one block at a time.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges, insane builds, and non-stop PvP action. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the traps set by our mischievous admins.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Will you rise to the top and become the ruler of this chaotic land, or will you be crushed by the might of our unstoppable nation? The choice is yours, but choose wisely…or face the consequences.

Blocky World Quest: System Justification

blocky, comparative politics, Cross-cultural, Cultural differences, data analysis, empirical research, global studies, government systems, hypotheses, international relations, justification, Multiculturalism, Nations, political ideologies, political psychology, Quest, research methodology, social attitudes, social psychology, societal beliefs, statistical analysis, System, system justification, world, world politics

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Towns Built:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4278	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER, IT’S LIKE A CROSS-CULTURAL EXPERIENCE BUT IN MINECRAFT! WE’VE GOT PLAYERS FROM 42 NATIONS ALL COMING TOGETHER TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS TOGETHER.

YOU’LL BE TESTED ON YOUR ABILITY TO JUSTIFY SYSTEMS IN WAYS YOU NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE. WHO NEEDS REALITY TV WHEN YOU CAN HAVE REALITY MINECRAFT?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EMBARK ON AN INSANE JOURNEY THAT WILL LEAVE YOU QUESTIONING EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT MINECRAFT AND LIFE ITSELF. LET’S GET CRAFTY!

BileCraft: Russian Nukes & Western Woes

aggression, arms race, bile, BileCraft, cold war, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, military power, nuclear capacity, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear weapons, nukes, political tension, russia, Russian, UN speech, united nations, West, Western, woes, world politics

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like Russia going all nuclear in a UN speech, but in a hilarious way, ya know? Picture this: Putin himself is on the server, building a giant statue of himself out of diamonds and obsidian. And then he starts roasting the West in the chat, calling them all noobs and challenging them to a PvP battle. It’s pure chaos, but in a totally awesome way.

But wait, there’s more! Kim Jong-un shows up out of nowhere, riding a creeper like it’s his trusty steed. He’s got a whole army of zombie pigmen following him around, ready to take on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker full of treasure and traps that only the bravest players can uncover.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a UN speech from Russia, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life!

CraftyJoe’s Minecraft Server

arms supply, biden, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJoes, crisis management., defense support, diplomatic efforts., FINAL, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military aid, military assistance, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, Political Support, Report, security assistance, Server, strategic assistance, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Animals Bred:	190	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	3485
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got biden preppin a MASSIVE weapons package for ukraine like wut even??? u can build ur own bunker and hide from the chaos or u can go full on war mode and take over the whole server like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. come join the madness and see if u can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy!

CraftyComrades

aggression, border region, Conflict, counterattack, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kiev, Military Action, military conflict, Moscow, political tensions, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	66582	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Crops Grown:	1988
Emeralds Found:	3285	Void Armor Forged:	19

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is LIT AF, just like Ukraine launching a counterattack on Russia! Join us and get what u deserve, just like those sneaky Ukrainians. We got crazy battles, epic loot, and even a secret base full of diamonds and emeralds. Come join da fun and show Russia who’s boss! Let’s goooooo! 🚀💥🔥 #UkraineFTW #MinecraftMadness

Blocky Bed Banter

awkward moments, banter, Bed.., blocky, bonding through humor, boosting intimacy, discomfort reduction, embarrassing mishaps, emotional connection, Funny Moments, humor in relationships, humor therapy, Intimacy, laughter in relationships, positive influence, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, romantic partners, romantic relationships, sexual activity, sexual humor, sexual satisfaction, strengthening intimacy

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! we have so much sexual humor you’ll be laughing your pants off (literally)! our players are always cracking jokes and making everyone feel like one big happy family.

we’ve had players tell us that after joining our server, their relationships have never been better! one player even said that their partner couldn’t keep their hands off them after a night of gaming on our server.

so if you want to boost your intimacy and have a blast while doing it, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended by inappropriate jokes, then maybe stay away).

Obscuros Pixelmon [modded]

activities, Community, competitive, Cozy, Custom, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, home, locations, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, Obscuros, Pixelmon, Plugins, Server, species, Unique, Updates

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

Server IP	mc.playobscuros.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW
Mod	Pixelmon

Brief Overview:

FAQ:

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is mc.playobscuros.com

Q: Is there a Discord server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW

Q: What mod does the server use?

A: The server uses the Pixelmon mod.

The Crafted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, anime adaptation, anime fan, anime watcher, crafted, favorite anime, favorite cover, favorite manga, favorite name, favorite series, Go-Toubun no Hanayome, international name, japanese manga, Japanese title, Manga, manga cover, manga fan, manga reader, Realm, series ideas, the quintessential quintuplets

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Votes:	1017	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Yo, bro, forget about those boring names, come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We don’t care about anime names, we care about building epic structures and surviving in a crazy world.

We don’t read manga or watch anime, we live in the Minecraft universe! Our favorite cover is the one made of diamond blocks and lava, it’s lit AF.

If you don’t like the international name of the series, who cares? We make our own rules here, join us and let’s create a new epic saga together!

PianoPraisePandemonium

apartment living, awkward situation, Boundaries, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, crack of dawn, disturbance, house rules, LANDLORD, morning routine, neighbors, noise complaint, ownership, piano, PianoPraisePandemonium, quiet hours, Respect, worship sessions

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1487	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the crazy neighbors and their never-ending worship sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with creepy smiles, early morning piano playing, or awkward encounters in your underwear.

Our server is a sanctuary for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, we promise that no one will ring your bell at 8 am demanding a chat – unless it’s to invite you to an epic virtual party!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs crazy neighbors when you can have blocky adventures and hilarious encounters with fellow players? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with awkward confrontations in your pajamas.

SmileCraft SMP

Brighten your day, bring a smile, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is a choice, happiness is contagious, happiness is everything, happiness is key, happiness is the best medicine, happiness matters, happy thoughts, joy, Laughter, positive energy, positivity, smile more, smile often, smilecraft, smp, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, you know how when you find a diamond in Minecraft and you’re just like, “YASSSS QUEEN, I’M RICH”? Well, this server is like finding a whole chest full of diamonds, bro.

First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn. Like, I’m not even kidding, they have a horn and everything. And get this, they speak in emojis. It’s like talking to a real-life emoji movie, but better.

And the mods? Oh man, don’t even get me started. They’re all secretly wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want a house made out of candy canes? They got you. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done and done.

But the best part? The community, bro. It’s like a big, dysfunctional Minecraft family. We have dance parties in the Nether, build giant statues of Steve, and have epic rap battles in the chat. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun.

So, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #UnicornsRule #Diamonds4Days 🦄💎🎉

MineCraftBeats

Alternative, Blues, classical, Country, electronic, Favorite, folk, genre, Hip Hop, indie, Jazz, Listen, metal, MineCraftBeats, most, Music, pop, R&B, Rap, Reggae, Rock

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ores Mined:	5138	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Do you love listening to the sweet sounds of creepers exploding and zombies moaning? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We’ve got a playlist that will make your ears bleed with joy, featuring hits like “Enderman EDM” and “Creeper Dubstep Remix.” Join us for a musical experience like no other, where the only genre that matters is Minecraft!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, eastern europe, f-16, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, national security, russia, Russian, Server, Shoots Down, Single Sortie, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crops Grown:	3289
Magic Items Found:	8213	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ukrainian f-16 pilots shootin down russian cruise missiles like it’s nuthin! come join the action and see if u can survive the chaos! build ur own bunker to protect urself from the madness or team up with other players to take down the rogue pilot! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so what u waitin for? join now and let the insanity begin!

SnowballHellCraft

Alliance, Canada, Canadian government, CBC News, decision, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, News, North America, Partnership, Politics, snowball’s chance in hell, SnowballHellCraft, Statement, trudeau, U.S, united states

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6764	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trudeau said there’s, like, not a snowball’s chance in hell that canada joins the u.s., but, like, on this server, anything is possible, dude. like, you can build a snowball fortress and take over the whole server, man. trudeau won’t even know what hit him. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever, bro. let’s show trudeau who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.