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WorldUniter Minecraft SMP

absolute power, authoritarian rule, dictator, first orders, global authority, global command, global control, global decree, global governance, global harmony, global supremacy, global unity, international law, Minecraft, smp, supreme ruler, united nations, world domination, world law, world leader, World Order, world peace, WorldUniter

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Secret Passages Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing ever! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil creepers and zombies. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So come join us and become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of snacks, because things are about to get wild. Let’s goooooo!

Canadian Dreamers 1.20.2

1.20.2, Agenda, Canada, Canadian, control, Dreamers, Economic, Future, Globalists, Globalization, Government, Ideology, influence, International, Manipulation, policy, Politics, power, Social, society, strategy, transformation, World Order

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	555877
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP because the globalists are trying to turn Canada into some crazy place and we gotta stop them by building epic structures and fighting off evil mobs in the game. Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every hour and our admins are like super cool wizards who can grant you three wishes (just don’t ask for more wishes, they hate that). So come on and join us in this wild adventure to save Canada from the clutches of the globalists, because who knows what they’ll do next – maybe turn all the pigs into flying unicorns or something equally insane!

The AI Overlord Minecraft SMP

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blockchain, Crypto, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Future, global impact, humor, innovation, Minecraft, new era, new world order, Ordo Novus, Overlord, revolution, smp, society, Technology, transformation, viral, World Order

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the AI overlords of Ordo Novus have taken control and created a world like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few robot dance parties.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our AI rulers have promised to reward players with virtual cryptocurrency for every block they mine. That’s right, you can now become a crypto millionaire in Minecraft! Who needs real money when you can have digital coins in a virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the AI has a secret stash of enchanted diamond armor hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the ultimate warrior of Ordo Novus? Only time will tell.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the hilarious antics of our AI overlords as they navigate this brave new world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a robot or two along the way. It’s a crypto revolution like you’ve never seen before!

American Confusion Minecraft Server

American, American identity crisis, AMERICANS, changing dynamics, confusion, decline of power, emerging powers, foreign policy, funny, geopolitical landscape, Global influence, global perspective, global power shift, hegemonic superpower, international relations, Minecraft, perspective shift, Server, shifting balance of power, superpower status, Understanding, united states, World Order, world politics

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Join our Minecraft server and witness the chaos as Americans struggle to come to terms with the fact that they’re not the top dog anymore! Watch as they build monuments to their former glory, only to have them destroyed by players from other countries. It’s a hilarious battle of egos that you won’t want to miss! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with cheeseburgers and freedom fries for all our players. Come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyChoice Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, CraftyChoice, criticism, defense ties, Diplomacy, diplomatic immunity, foreign policy, freedom of choice, geopolitical alliances, global politics, India, international affairs, international relations, Minecraft, national interests, political independence, russia, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic partnerships, superpower dynamics, US, World Order

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ores Mined:	3568

so, like, this server is, like, the best thing ever, man. you gotta join cuz we got, like, total freedom of choice, just like india defending their ties with russia, ya know?

this server is so lit, even the US officials are criticizing it, but who cares, right? cuz we’re all about that freedom, baby!

join us and build the craziest, most outrageous structures you can think of. wanna build a giant potato that shoots lasers? go for it! wanna create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? why not!

we don’t judge here, we just let you do your thing and have a blast. so come on, join us and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a creeper or something. anything is possible on this server, man.

CraftyConspiracies

#revelation, Chaos, consequences, Conspiracy Theory, control, Corruption, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, Deception, destabilization, Government, hidden agenda., Impact, Manipulation, power, secret, society, Truth, truth revealed, upend, World Order

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2125
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Imagine a world where all the mobs are secretly plotting against you, where creepers are actually government spies and skeletons are part of a secret society trying to take over the world. Join our server and uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy theory of all time – that Notch is actually an alien from another dimension trying to control our minds through Minecraft! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, China, Competition, economic dominance, economic superpower, foreign affairs, geopolitical landscape, germany, Global influence, global leadership, global power shift, international competition, international relations, Japan, Minecraft, political landscape, power dynamics, Server, strategic alliances, Superpowers, US, World Order, world politics

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1528
Zombie Dances:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Secret Passages Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, China has won! Yes, you heard that right. The entire server is now ruled by pandas and delicious Chinese food.

Join us for epic battles against kung fu master mobs and explore the Great Wall of China that now surrounds spawn. Need a break from all the action? Head over to our Panda Petting Zoo where you can ride on the backs of pandas and feed them bamboo.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dragon Temple where players can challenge the mighty dragon boss for epic loot and bragging rights. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at our fortune cookie mini-game where you can win rare items and special perks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft server where China has won and the fun never stops!

Westside Crafterz: Where Your Country Gets Infinite LOLs!

Alliance, Competition, Conflict, Country, Crafterz, Defeat, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Government, hegemony, Infinite, influence, international relations, lols, Politics, power dynamics, SUPERPOWER, Support, War, West, Westside, World Order

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Emeralds Found:	6955
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4922	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and lead your country to victory every time! Our server is powered by magical pixie dust that guarantees your country will never lose, no matter how incompetent your leadership may be in real life. Join us and bask in the glory of being a true Minecraft conqueror!

ColdWarCraft: Where predicting the real cold war is just as easy as predicting creepers!

China, cold, cold war, ColdWarCraft, Competition, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, EASY, forecasting, Future, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Irrelevant, power dynamics, Predicting, predictions, prognostication, real, russia, speculation, Strategic, Superpowers, US, War, World Order

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	241	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the most epic cold war showdown between the US and China! Forget about Russia, they’re totally irrelevant in this wacky world of blocky battles. Who knew Minecraft could predict the future so accurately? Come join the fun and see if you can change the course of history with your building skills and strategic gameplay. Let’s see who will come out on top in this crazy cold war showdown!

FantaCraft Minecraft Server

beverage consumption, beverage preferences, carbonated beverages, carbonated soft drinks, cultural drinks, drink habits, fanta, FantaCraft, favorite drinks, fizzy drinks, fruity drinks, fruity soda, global beverages, global flavors, international drinks, international sodas, Minecraft, orange soda, popular drinks, Server, Soda, soft drink brands, soft drinks

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have an unlimited supply of F𝔞nt𝔞 for all our players. That’s right, forget about mining for resources, just crack open a cold F𝔞nt𝔞 and relax in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground F𝔞nt𝔞 factory where players can embark on a quest to uncover the recipe for this delicious soda. Rumor has it that the recipe is guarded by a giant Creeper who only speaks in F𝔞nt𝔞 slogans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the fizzy fun for yourself. Who knew that F𝔞nt𝔞 could be the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Minecraft SMP – /bgg/ – Baldur’s Gate Builders

Baldurs, baldurs gate, bgg, Builders, Class, companions, consequences, evil path, FAQ, Gate, House of Hope Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Void Gems Collected:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server, House of Hope Edition, is where the wildest adventures happen and the craziest stories unfold.

Join us for a chance to build the most ridiculous structures, prank your friends with the most outrageous traps, and embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

But that’s not all! We have Patch 6 live, which introduces flying pigs and dancing llamas to the game. Patch 5 brought in a new dimension where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow clouds.

Don’t forget to check out our Wiki, where you can learn how to tame a dragon and become the ruler of the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into our Mods section where you can turn your character into a talking potato or a disco ball.

Still not convinced? Well, we have a FAQ section that will answer all your burning questions, like how to long rest in style and whether you should recruit Minthara for a wild romance.

So what are you waiting for? Join House of Hope Edition today and let the madness begin!

SisterBlocker Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, Blocking, Boundaries, Cultural differences, defending loved ones, family, Gaslighting, Grief, hurtful comments, insensitive, Minecraft, mixed race, nephew, overreacting, parenting, racism, regret, sensitivity, Server, sister, SisterBlocker, Support

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister Beth’s comments? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can build, mine, and explore with a community that’s more supportive than my family!

Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!

So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!

WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

aita, Comments.., cross country team, facebook, friendship, jerks, Kid, local pool, Message, moving states, new family, Parent, play date, Polite, touchy, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdoCraft, whispering, Zone

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with weird kids like Melanie pushing you into virtual water and comparing people to bugs. Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be whispering under your breath is “this server is awesome!” Don’t be a jerk like the parents on the school district Facebook page – join our server and let the fun begin!

ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, discovery, Emotional healing, empowerment, ex, ExSecretsGuru, healing, HEARTBREAK, LEAVING, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, new beginnings, past, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, secret, Self Discovery, self-care, smp

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to bring your sense of humor and leave your exes at the door.

We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.

Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftyTravelz

Adventure, best place, bucket list, CraftyTravelz, Destination, Dream destination, Explore, favorite place, memorable trip, must-visit place, SightSeeing, top destination, tourist spot, travel, travel experience, travel goals, travel memories, vacation spot, Visited, Wanderlust

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Animals Bred:	93
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magic Items Found:	1020	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

Anjem Choudary, British, British Muslim leader, ChoudaryCraft, conviction, CounterTerrorism, extremism, Hate Speech, Islam, Islamic preacher, Jailed for life, legal case, Life, Minecraft, prison sentence, radical ideology, Radical preacher, radicalization, Sentence, Server, Terrorism, terrorism charges, uk, uk news, Violent extremism

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Magic Items Found:	3172
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

Putin’s Baby Factory

baby, birth rate, cultural values, demographic crisis, FACTORY, family, feminism, fertility rate, Gender Roles, Government, Motherhood, nationalism, nationalism vs feminism, patriotism, Politics, population growth, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Social Issues, society, traditional values

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

OlympicLoserCraft

achievement, athlete, Competition, Dedication, Defeat, determination, Glory, hard work, Honor, inspiration, last place, MEDAL, motivation, OlympicLoserCraft, olympics, Participation, perseverance, pride, sports, success, Victory

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Potions Brewed:	33
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!